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TAMOD4359 reads

I just had an experience with a provider the other day and I was somehow disappointed.  Other reviewers said that "it was so great.....", How can someone enjoys it if the love box smells like a rotten thing?  Are they just bragging or they do not care at all?  After attempting to dine and discovered the unpleasant smell, I just lost it!  Please explain it to me if you had the same experience in the past.

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okley4323 reads

Maybe it was your first time but it ain't gonna be the last one.

I had the same experience 3 months ago. After that, I always invite the girl to join me in the shower.

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Papagayo4994 reads

Seems everyone else wants her to be sqeaky clean, not me. For me the best pussy is one that has developed some flavor, whether it is due to a good hard workout at the gym or an evening of anticipation before our playtime. I just love the taste of a real womans pussy.If a woman has just washed all the delightful flavors from her flower I might as well lick her elbow. Now I am not talking about a woman that has not bathed in days or has a yeast infection.I may be odd but then again I also love to slip off a womans shoe and nibble on her toes.

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Dr. Hibbert3989 reads


Men's genitals don't start "baking bread" all of a sudden!

(a Yeast Infection)

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Luscious Laurel3122 reads

It's nice to be able to lick everywhere with abandon.  Most gentlemen are squeaky clean when we meet, but I still like to bathe and pamper them.

I don't know how many times I've heard, "But I'm clean--I took a shower this morning."  Sorry, but that's usually not clean enough to eat off of. :-)  


-- Modified on 7/22/2003 5:21:37 PM

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Derrick Man3176 reads

L.L., I plan to take a bath next Saturday.  Does that disqualify for one of your baths?  What do youir three brothers (the LAPD Vice cop, the DEA agant, and the young one who is an Orange County District Attorney's agent) think about this bath idea?

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Luscious Laurel4264 reads

Other people don't know that you are referring to a funny note you wrote me.  You have to tell them the WHOLE story now.  Unless, that is, you truly are prepared to support me in the style to which I have become accustomed.  :-)


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jaejae3268 reads

I've had them from no aroma at all, to a stinky, ass smell. Sometimes a slight musty aroma is very sensual and quite arousing, but partaking a pungent petunia in this pastime is plain punishment.

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VonRyan4162 reads

bring a batch of bloody Mary's...the reason's threefold...
1)great way to start your date...ease each other's tensions,libido stimulation,remove inhibitions,etc.
2)great douche for DATY...nothing quite like it....afterall,they use tomatoe juice for the toughest stenches including skunks.
3) LYCOPENE....reduces cancer risk...big headline Today in the news about Pizza.ITS IN THE TOMATOES!

only real downside....messy sheets.

Cheers!

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VonRyan4344 reads

...and of course the olives....

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Tatoogirl743367 reads

Uggg, even as a woman, I hate that! I am bi and love to dine at the Y. Suggest something like, " Do you need to use the bathroom to freshen up?"
See if that helps. If not...well then you have a choice tell her or don't.

Shaye

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papercup3220 reads

...I'm not eating it, whether it comes in a can or in thong panties!

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InterestingWoman4511 reads

That is so nasty. I am very sorry that happened to you. As much as I bitch about stanky clients, there's absolutely NO way a client should have to deal with a less than fresh smelling provider. If you review her, I highly suggest you mention this in the review. No provider should have any smell AT ALL if she is freshly showered. My incall clients are guaranteed that I am showered within thirty minutes of their arrival. For outcall, it's an hour or less. I'd be embarrassed if anyone ever detected anything but Dial soap.

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the411aboutit2218 reads

Women are not supposed to duche. You hear that all the time from doctors about douching irritating the vaginal area and causing a disruption in PH and hormonal balances which leads to bigger problems. If a woman doesn't smell fresh, then it's probably just after her "monthly" or she could have an infection.  I never douche and I've never had a boyfriend or client tell me that I was not fresh or have seen it in a review. I drink plenty of cranberry juice, water and pineapple juice. I am extremely hygenic in that area, and therefore, no offensive smells. Instead of coming on the board to embarrass a provider, why not call or email her to say, "I just wanted to let you know that I really like DATY, but I don't mean to be offensive or rude, but..." That's the mature way to handle the situation. She may not have even been aware of it. I think as adults, we need to be a little more tactful as to how we handle things, we're not 7 playing in the sandbox.

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InterestingWoman2825 reads

Most women know better, especially providers. And showering has EVERYTHING to do with what a person's genital area smells like. Yes, you're correct in saying that internal problems can cause odors, but the majority of odors are caused by external bacteria. How could a provider not be aware of it? She's in a business where she knows men will be near her most delicate of areas. Again, there's absolutely no excuse for it.

P.S. Nor shouldn't be used without neither:-)

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the411aboutit4135 reads

What you're implying is that grown women don't know when to bathe. I'm giving an adult the benefit of the doubt about this as should you. Grown women are not 5 years old and need to be told when to shower, that's why I made the observation that it's internal. From your statements, you're the only provider who is aware that taking daily showers is essential. Let's be realistic. I do realize that most of the women who provide dates are very, very young and sometimes irresponsible and not accountable. However, if you're over 18, one must have a mental incapacitation if showering is being forgotten. I don't think that's the problem. That would be a very dumb downed simplification.

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singleton3149 reads

in French-speaking countries the word "douche" is usually meant to signify a *shower*

pardonez moi!



-- Modified on 7/23/2003 8:55:18 AM

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jacksonlips3833 reads

was FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jimbomania3708 reads

Click the link ... it's cool.

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JENNYSUE4121 reads

Too damn funny Jim...i needed some laughs

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SexyCurvesDC4555 reads

About female anatomy?

I mean I hate to say it, but this could happen to the best of us. Sometimes our body throws us an unexpected curve that we have to deal with... in this case it's more than likely yeast or some other kind of very easily dealt with bacteria.  Did you let her know she might need to get it checked out? She may not have noticed. But I do believe that in the vast majority of cases if something smells or tastes *off* down there, it means that medical attention is required. I taste myself all the time as a way of just checking up on things.

Of course, leave us not forget that at different times of the month a woman may smell different/stronger than at others. Ovulation, premenstrual, etc.

Anatomy 101, hehehe :)

Nicole

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TAMOD4175 reads

I am not an expert when it comes to "infection" of some sort, but definitely, it is NOT that time of the month smell.  I know the difference.  However, If I EVER experience the same circumstances in the past, what is the most polite way of commenting in regards to that issue, or shall I just ignore it?

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Jimbomania3758 reads

When life hands you lemons ... make lemonade, right?

Well ... in this case life hands you yeast ... make muffins!

Remember too; lemonade and muffins don't go well together. Now a Slim Fast shake and some nachos ... that goes well together! Or regular Lay's potato chips and M&M's plain ... that goes well together too.

Don't do the salt and vinegar chips though. If I wanted massingil, I'd drink it straight, not chip flavored.

Jimbomania

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