Expect to hear from my attorneys regarding your blatant trademark infringement.

Actually, I jut can't fucking believe that I didn't claim that alias for myself. Fuck you anyhow, see you in court ASSHOLE!!!

yeah I didn't even have to book doubles cuz she has two mouths.  

bbbj with one
and licking with the other.

all four of her eyes giving that sultry look
lol

Is that waht you had in mind?

fornicate or bop.

In your example I would be wathcing my language when I say "you m*therf*ck*ng @**wipe, suck the  warm S%*t from the tip of my bulging C**k, after I make a c$**pie in the putrid @** of your grandma. and don't stop till I dump my second load of j*sm into your f*gg*t belly"

I just don't see it that way.

my mom said I did that as a baby

I've never grown out of that.

I pee in the bathtub when the water gets cold.

Just because it is Halloween week. My favorite holiday of the year and YES, I do dress up..
I started thinking about all the other goofy things we do as adults...

I have a pair of grown up onsies ( like Gene Simmons wears) that have Micky mouse on them.. They are the best most redicioulous pair of PJ's a human being could ever own but I love them,,

Confess your inner kid.....I dare ya

P.S. The gallery is up.

This costume is real too. Look at this dude, he got over 20 dicks hanging out ready to be serviced.

It's a fuck-board here.  "Dirty" words are OK.  A little further down this page someone spells SHIT sh*t!  What the FUCK is up with that?  Are you people afraid of offending someone?  Or having a mod spank you or wash your mouth out with soap?  FUCK THAT!
SHIT, FUCK, CUNT, COCK, TWAT, ASSHOLE, FUCK, FUCK, FUCKETY FUCK!
And, no this is not MP67, just inicky ranting about FUCKING SHIT!

how about Christmas morning wearing my new Grinch Jammies and riding my Razor Skate board down the street in my cowboy boots... does that work for you ?

.... and I won $150 in bets that I wouldn't do it

Thread closed. That's enough stupidity for one thread.

I realized, that if I keep behaving in a certain way, then it will become a bad habit, and it will progress into my personality. You know what I mean? It ain't nothing wrong with it, I am just trying to be mindful of others, that's all. Some people are starting to get offending by my post, so I am trying to play the nice guy role for a bit.

Besides, every1 has to watch their manners every once in a while. And incivility is a common occurrence in these discussion boards. I guess, if I play the professional, nice, and well mannered guy, then the Manginas will lay off of me for a bit. You know what I mean?

I am always amazed at the diffrence between the inner male and female child..

Boys are gross and icky. They like bad words and making girls squirm...

Fuck is also my favorite word..

I must confess my inner kid. But the asian provider I saw the other day seemed to have 4 eyes and 2 mouths
or was it my blurred vision.

Maybe your handle stands for "Massive-Profanity-67"...  lol

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!

Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:
You can get shit-faced,
Be shit-out-of-luck,
Or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together,
Find a place for your shit,
Or be asked to shit
Or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit,
Buy shit,
Sell shit,
Lose shit,
Find shit,
Forget shit,
And tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits,
Dumb shits,
And crazy shits.  
There is bull shit,
Horse shit,
And chicken shit.

You can throw shit,
Sling shit,
Catch shit, shoot the shit,
Or duck when the shit hits the fan.  

You can give a shit
Or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit
Or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit,
Some days are hotter than shit,
And some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit,
Things can look like shit,
And there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit,
Not enough shit, the right shit,
The wrong shit
Or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit,
Have a mountain of shit,
Or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.


When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit;
Or not do so if you don't give a shit!

Well, Shit, it's time for me to go.  

Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.  

But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........

Well, Shit Happens!!!


Only I'll not be FUCKING SHIT ....Butt that is just me.

Thank you
XLVI = 4

If you want to be nice, don't say, er, my alias to anyone, as in, "Aw go fuck yourself."  That's not the same as saying, "I really like to fuck providers."  Do you think any provider will find that rude?  Or that saying "I really like to f**k providers" is well mannered?  C'mon, dude.  Call a fuck a fuck.
Know what I fucking mean? It's a fucking fuck board, for fuck's sake! lol!

Like A_Rats_Ass, GaGamblersRetardedBrother.  I plan to use that one on Willy when the time is right.  Go ahead and fucking sue me, fucker!  I don't give a, well,  rat's ass! lmao!
nick

Suck your dick and lick your balls at the same time?


Thank You
XLVI = 4

Or fucking me.  We could fucking make some fucking beautiful fucking music together.  FUCK!
L-O-Fucking-L!
I love it when you talk dirty.
Reminds me of a gal I was with in August.  I was going at her hot and heavy from behind and she started sucking her thumb while yelling, "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!"
I thought I was in fucking love for about a fucking second.

In fact, why don't you go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut?  As for MP it stands for Micro-Penis.  Fuckers!

guys didn't say "can I fuck you now?" or gals didn't say "Oh baby, fuck me, fuck me with your big dick.  I want to feel you inside me."

give a great BBBJ?  I see from your profile you enjoy protein in a white liquid form.

would take but ok...

If you knew any thing about me at all, you would know that I am not a fan of protein.
Reviews are like men and fish stories.. THe lies only get bigger to stroke their own egos..

It is their ego they are stroking?


Thank You
XLVI = 4

this would have been under the alias Tits_of_a_Lactating_Woman.