Get a sweet bargain on a hooker, fill her hole up with my fireworks, and kick her ass in time out so I can see the real thing.

Since everyone in the damn building knows me as the chick in the thong at the lagoon pool, I had to send an invite out so they could meet the real ME and not just my ass for once. Cooking out (mostly meat), tons of liquor, a few extras and the best fireworks show one can imagine. From the height I am at, you can see them shooting off at Pier Park, Willies and the biggest shit club in the south. Better to just stay home or walk to the beach where I am at, vs. driving.