I have had women who loved my size. I have women who hated my size. The deal is whatever your size it is going to be better than what it will be after the surgeons get thur with you.
Watched the Man Show last night. They talked about penis enlargment techniques from the pump to surgery, with only surgery being guaranteed to work. Has anyone tried any of these techniques?
Anyone have an experience they want to share? I've always been concerned with my size (let's just say less than 4 inches) and I wonder what options will work. It's not that I don't get pleasure from sex, it's just that I wish I could pleasure my lady more.
I have had women who loved my size. I have women who hated my size. The deal is whatever your size it is going to be better than what it will be after the surgeons get thur with you.
I suppose you could do a search, but I'd be curious to know and was thinking about that in the "Boob Thread" that it would be great for the men to have something as readily available and successful for their penises as the boob jobs are for the women. They deserve it.
My poor olde schlong is worn out, like a tire that has been around the world too many times. The poor guy is so exhausted he sends me a newsletter every week begging for a 401(k) and retirement at some warm spa where vacuum vixens are illegal. He accuses me of enslavement and constantly sticking him in between hot wet pouty vixen lips and dark wet spots between vixen legs and leaving him there bouncing around without air, not even a blinkin snorkle for Chrissakes!
Where can I get a new one, or at least a re-tread? I'm going to live another 25 years and really need another 5000 bbjtcs at least to keep my eyes focused for doing the Lord's work and a major double blind study comparing 11 variations of bbjteokus. I'd hate to use white possums for that, but prefer Estonian virgins over 18 mind you!!
It would be great to have a brand new 11 incher that squirted multiple loads of vanilla flavored whip cream for all of these orally need young sweethearts with pouty lips. My HMO tells me to f**k off. Where are our brilliant scientists when we need them!
I read somewhere that you can "milk" a penis to make it grow? Or is this just an internet hoax? I have to admit, the idea sounds appealing, and I understand that surgery is pretty risky. Obviously, since the penis isn't a muscle, you can't "exercise" it -- it won't hypercompensate like a glute or a bicep.
But the premise behind the "Arabian jelq" (or "jelk") is, that you force blood into a semi-erect penis in order to swell the erectile vessels and to break down the limits of the sheathing tissue. All the info is available at the FAQ on www.peforum.net, Penis Enlargement Forums.
Sounds a bit medieval, but also a bit plausible. Thoughts?
I've heard there are 2 processes for penis enlargement:
1. Increase the girth by adding fat tissue around it
2. Increasing the length by clipping a piece down there that keeps it attached to your body
Most guys want more length, but when you lengthen the piece that holds it up, makes it harder to get a blue vein throbber(not as much tension on the "rope").
I wish there was an easy way for men, like there is for women, but then again, we were designed this way for a purpose I guess.
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