Don't know if this has been posted before.  If it has, sue me.

LOL!  And so true.

Ever hear about the guy with the largest penis in the world going to see the hooker?

She gets his pants off and his penis is as long as her arm.

She clutches her chest and begins complaining "My heart!  My heart!"

The man says, "I'll try to miss it."

He is super gross and weird.  Such a waste.

Oh really?  Didn't see it.  My tastes tend to run toward history shows.

What's the difference between an options local and a 42nd street hooker?  

The hooker doesn't change the price after she sees the size.

Just as more than a handful is wastefull,   it appears London has nailed it with the observation that more than a mouthful is wasteful.

Wow, wow, wow.....I'd have to respectfully decline.

He's not too sharp upstairs either.