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What was/were the wildest things a provider did to you?
cutehunkie 70 Reviews 2010 reads
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Ok, today, a wild 20 year old chick did a few things to me.  I thought I'd share.
She was a wild untamed bronco ..

1) As I laid down in bed, she suddenly climbed on top of my face and vigorously fucked my face and tongue with her pussy thrusting vigorously up and down.

2) As I put my johnson in her mouth, she took my left hand motioning me to hold the back of her head towards me so I could literally shove my cock as deep as I can.

3)  As I was performing DATY on the side of bed, she pushed my head towards her pussy so my tongue
could go as deep as possible.  I fucking suffocated as I could not breath, and had to gasp for air. She was literally trying to bury my face in her pussy by holding my head down.
 
4)  With most ladies, I would be very gentle in fingering pussy.  I tried to gently finger her pussy and she guided my hand so I could vigorously finger-fuck her as hard as possible.

Damn!  I saw a previous review of her and one gent said she fucked like a man.  But I think this was YMMV, since her other reviews were so-so.

But without a name and link your post does not do any good for us or her.

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I did an overnight with a very hot top reviewed provider (perennial 9/9 or better), and we got pretty drunk. This girls does not do anal ever, but was fucked up and asked me to fuck her ass (yeah baby).  I packed her fudge pretty good and she was moaning and loving it.  After big Os for both of us, I pulled out and had shit all over my dick.  She thought it was hysterical, and walked my shit dick over to the wall paper at this nice hotel, and signed my name in shit using my cock as a big magic marker.  When I left the next day, we were both still drunk and my name was still on the wall signed in feces by my lovely hostess.

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Another time I was in bed with 3 wasted provider friends and They mauled me and raped me. One sat on my face, one was sucking my balls & dick, the 3rd stuck a big vibrator in my ass.  It was wild and I came like a race horse.  We partied more and drank more vodka with the four of us in bed.  All of a sudden there was blood on the sheets, and one of the girls asked , "alright WHO has their period".  All 3 girls said "not me".  Then they started to laugh and said, "it's fecal matter"...... sure enuff, my fucking ass bled on the sheets from the fucking vibrator up my shit chute.  They tended to my ass and we went to round 2 which got even crazier with the girls sticking my cock in a big glass of vodka, and taking turns sucking the Grey Goose off my dick and me fucking one in the ass while another rimmed me, and one smothered me with DDs.  If got kinkier later but...... this aint a review.

but dayam...  I wouldn't mind having 3 of such provider friends. lol

Was it all off the clock?


How's your monthly period now? lmfao

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or she had a lot of shit up in there.

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I had so much shit on my dick, it looked a big  huge turd after that fudge packing.  She signed my TER handle on very white wallpaper in a top hotel.  I always wanted to book that room & see if they re-papered it.

I have a damn good idea who this might be.

I'll email you to confirm my suspicions.... ;)

One great job. Suppose you like to smell shit.

Then pushes me to the bed and I lay on my back... blind folded,
she then proceeds to work on the shaft and BLS with amazing tongue lashing.

Then she goes more south, lashing the south hole as if her life depended on licking out every millimeter of that.

Next thing I know there's another girl who comes in... works my shaft and I don't even know who this is,
until I recognize the voice. She takes the fold off and yep, another favorite lady!  So the girl decided to treat me with a surprise double.

One girl is working the shaft while the other girl is working the sacks.  First pop served, sharing the pina colada cocktail with each other, spits it back on my nut... lets it drip down. The other girl dives south, licks off everything from the bottom up while the other girl is working the shaft again, trying to squeeze out as many drops as she can.   THAT was wild.

After a hot towel massage and some chit chat, we then led to 2nd round. This girl's fantasy was to lick off the dripping cum on another girl's pussy but since none of us wanted to risk bareback, I just cummed ON (not in) her pussy pube area, letting some drip.

She the licked it all off!!!  

. . . is when my lovely, sexy, voracious sex kitten ATF after having her way with me, handing me back the donation, and saying, "My treat.  It's your birthday!"

I think maybe doing a menage-a-trois is probably the wildest thing I've done, or have had done to me, which included anal with both girls.  And they "probed" me as well . . . . yeehaw!

I was on vacation at a luxury resort having dinner and drinks with a male friend of mine and a banquet table full of sexy and beautiful  working girls.

Now I cant be sure if one or more of the ladies was forcing me to over drink or whether one or more of them slipped something into a few of my many cocktails, but as the night went on it all became very surreal and my ability to make reasonable decisions or use rash judgement was overcome by over indulgence.

After dinner my buddy and I and three of the ladies decided to go back to his suite for even more drinks and quiet conversation. What a great idea !

I later realized that this would be a bad idea.

In his spacious suite we were all laughing and joking and having a great time, that is until we ran out of ice, so my buddy and his companion decided to go searching for an ice machine.

As soon as they left and the door slammed behind them the two ladies that I had been engaged in quiet, polite and respectful conversation with all of a sudden began their twisted assault that I later realized was premeditated, and that plan  was to take full advantage of me.

They grabbed me and forcibly pulled me into the bathroom, they both feverishly began tearing my clothes off and once naked, pushed me into the shower. I felt so vulnerable. They both then climbed into the tiny shower stall with me and against my will they ran their hands over my entire body leaving not an inch unfondled.

I felt so violated but there was nothing I could do to stop them. They seemed possessed.

Once we were dried off they then pulled and pushed me down onto the bed, on my back, while one of the harlots sat on my face making me pleasure her with my tongue, the other sat on me in the cowgirl position selfishly taking her pleasure as well. I remember the thoughts that kept running through my head at the time... " Oh the humanity "

This humiliation went on and on for what seemed like an eternity. Even though I tried desperately to get away and pleaded with them to stop, they were much too strong (willed) for me.

It was a living hell until I heard the door to the suite open and realized that my buddy had returned and would be there to put a stop to this agonizing ordeal.

He didn't.

Instead, he and his date just sat there and watched the continuing violation of what was now the empty shell of a nice guy by these two sex crazed she-devils.

I still awake in the middle of the night to the bad dreams that plague me to this very day.

Be safe my brethren, be safe.

You're such a slut!...

You forgot to add about the 'neighbors' overrunning the place, the young punks wanting to slam Crown with me(such lightweights!), security storming in and the subsequent arrests that happened after.

Like he says, true story, lmao!....


Showed a VERY HIGH interest in my friend.  Off to the VIP area where they enjoyed each other immensely, the hot Czech stripper squirting across the small room.  Attentions were turned to me as my friend administered a volcanic BBBJ while the dancer hovered over me.

THAT was once-in-a-lifetime.....

Both from my very early days in the '70's:

The first was a spinner who did cowgirl on me.  She was so tight and she rubbed her pelvis so hard against me (This was pre-AIDS, no condom!) that I thought she was going to take my dick off.  As it was, she left a large hemotoba (sp?) or black and blue mark a the base of my dick that scared the shit out of me so I went to the ER to get it checked out.  They said is would go away in a few days, and it did.  (The hemotoba, that is, not my dick.)

The second involved a very nice gal I had seen several times already, but who is a bit on the ditzy side and not too good about time management.  In any case, while we were in the middle of our session her doorbell rang and she said "Oh shit, I forgot about this guy.  Go hide in the closet and watch through the crack."  Which I did.  I was a lot of fun watching those two go at it.  It only took 10 minutes and he left, then we took up where we left off.

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"As it was, she left a large hemotoba (sp?) or black and blue mark a the base of my dick that scared the shit out of me so I went to the ER to get it checked out.  They said is would go away in a few days, and it did."


 I had the same problem with a civvy one time.
We smoked some Afghan hash and started fucking.
  Instead of four minutes  it took me four hours of non stop to come.
The next morning my Dick looked like someone had taken a hammer, pinched and wam over and over. I had 20 hemotaba trophies .  I was limping for a week. She couldn't walk for a couple  days.
Surprisingly she saw me again but we never smoked hash again before fucking .

I fucking LOVE that pain on my pelvis after they pound the shit out of you! Goes on for days, and when most people complain when they're hurt for some reason, I smile cuz I know the cause!

The watching deal, well, you know I have no problem with that... ;)

1. A girl fucked me so slow, cow girl, made me watch, it made my balls hurt really bad.  When I told her, she reached around and, squeezed them, hard, felt like the cum was being pushed out of my dick like it was from a tube of toothpaste, I never new that was even possible,

2. I requested a tied and tease session, she did the whole rountine, then she told me it was time to cum, did the cow girl and just before I popped she stopped and got off, my body went into spasm, I started fucking the air trying to finish, she laughed and taunted me the whole time. Even though I asked for it, I was caught totally off guard, she finished me with her tits so damn slow it oozed for about five minutes before she squeezed her jugs tight enough to make me squirt, I was scared to death she was going to stop again. She laughed the whole time. (be careful what you wish for you might just get it).

3. I was fucking a bar girl and just I was was about to cum she squeezed the base of my penis so hard the cum backed up to my bladder, then she pulled off the cover and coaxed it out with a hand job all over her tits, supposedly this is a "ruined orgasm" and not very nice, but I thought it was kinky as hell.

4. Last one, I finished, got up to clean my self off and started getting dressed, I heard her moaning and using a vibrator, she begged me to fucked her again with only 10 minutes on the clock, i got undressed and remarkably I finished ( usually for me seconds require a hour or two of rest), I laid down next to her and she started with the vibrator again, and started begging me to fuck her again.  I was spent, out of cash, out of time and late for dinner.  I had to fight my way out of there, she pulled at my clothes as I got dressed and everything, last thing I saw as I closed the door was her fucking herself with a dildo. Don't you know I had a another hard on by the time I got down to my car.  Still to this day I not sure I am glad or regretful I didn't have an extra couple of C notes that night.

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