"Hold him like he's never been held before! Just apply and 'go back in time.'  You'll feel like a Virgin again!  In Zurich, Paris and Amsterdam, Forever Virgin has been shown to stimulate multiple climaxes."

60 ml, $49.88.

Folks, this stuff really works! I've used it on my favorite goat and two of my neighbor's sheep and boy, it's just like being 16 and back on the farm agin.  

No "snake oil" here.  Just 100% pure, finest, natural plant oils and water.