Of course, we hear about poor hygiene all the time, but what else can "damn the deed"? I feel like it's partly a "I'll know it when I see it" thing, but I guess I've just never seen really bad sex or realized it OR maybe I'm the one who's really bad at sex?  

You know "bad" can actually mean "good" as in that's one bad bike or one bad bod.  

But I suppose there could be some cases where we would regret having sex.

but couldn't the sex still have been off-the-hook?  

Besides the obvious bad hygiene, lets try a woman who just can't get wet. A woman that starts in thirty seconds after penetration with "cum for me baby", Obvious theatrics where you she pretends to have a screaming orgasm before she even gets wet.  

I'm not sure what happened but I had a hard time getting it up, and when I did it popped way too early, and then the poor gal had to fight a battle to get it up again.

who tried to give me a BJ while taking a phone call.   I can image what the other guy on the phone must have been thinking.

1. Have a 300lb plus jump you and break you back.
2.She has the fish hook rapex comdom and forget to take it out.
3. Getting shot during the local drive by.
4.The police raid the house for the crack complates
5. She keep ask you if you give her a 10 on ter or she wont stop fucking you.
6. She has you sing the marriage papers
7.The bed breakes
8.The guy before you craws out of her pussey  
9. The smell so bad you puck
10. She has a std so bad you now a provider because you dick fell off and you have a hole
11. She reads her disclosure of her having aids  
12. You wake up in the mental hospital and was just a dream.

My GF was giving me a blow job from under my desk while I was on the phone with a client and I just couldn't keep a straight face on the call. The client of mine, being a pretty sharp guy asked me point blank on the phone if I was getting a blow job while talking to him. I had no choice but to burst out laughing and admit that yes, I was indeed getting my dick sucked while talking to him.  

When one of the participants just isn't into it. May as well masturbate at that point lol
XOXO,  
TL

To me.......Bad Sex is when a man.....
  * Thinks about himself when it comes to sexual pleasure.
  * Rushes the sexual time together and wastes no time between getting dressed and quickly  
     leaving the location that we met at.

Posted By: MasterZen

Of course, we hear about poor hygiene all the time, but what else can "damn the deed"? I feel like it's partly a "I'll know it when I see it" thing, but I guess I've just never seen really bad sex or realized it OR maybe I'm the one who's really bad at sex?  

watching some kick-ass masturbation would definitely get me into it.  

hot sex stories on a bad sex thread.

ow fucking wierd was that. It might have made an intersting porn movie scene but I wasn't in a porn movie. I wanted her undivided attention while sucking my cock.

I hate it when people come at my skin too hard.  When you play with another person, you should start off soft and gentle with touching them, especially when you touch their private parts.  There are some people who are too aggressive with their initial touch.  It is a major turn off for me, like makes me squirm back into my protective shell.

There was one time a naive virginal guy tried to stick his tongue out of his mouth.  Then he went towards my mouth like a kiss was going to happen.  Then, he licked my front teeth going from one side to the other.  It was very weird, like  nobody even pulls that crap in porn.  I was like = WTF to the max  

Except it was a "head" of state he was talking to whilst getting "head."  Oh, and it was Monica who was giving it to him, which means your little felatrix was certainly better looking.

The dead lay is no fun at all

One lady used her teeth giving a BBBJ. It hurt and needless to say my little guy turtled up for protection and would not come out to play. It was horrible. Worse P4P sex ever.

but then I would have to admit that I actually opened and read one of your posts, and I would NEVER admit to such a thing. lol

I've never really identified sex as bad while in it. Several awkward things have happened, but I'm able to see the humor and appreciate learning. I have, however, looked back on certain instances through the lens of time and raised standards (or sobriety) and realized that would not fly with me today.

One time I was fucking my wife, I was on top, and my hand slipped. I feel on her leg that was kinda pinned. Her leg popped out of place. Had to go to the ER. It was fun explaining how it happened not only to the hospital staff but to the insurance freaks who was trying to get out of paying.

... why providers charge what they do.  You ladies earn every penny, dealing with this kind of weirdness.  

Awwww.....that's really sweet to say
Hopefully,  I can make you SEXplode sometime
XOXO,  
TL

giving Fishbro that BJ. LOL
Different phone? 😂

Sex with my wife is the very definition of bad sex.

...when it's good, it's REALLY good, and when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Pain, and arrogance. Or possibly, someone who arrogantly causes me pain.  

That saying would be funnier if it were actually true.  

Nothing like a good old obscure reference