Based off the rendezvous I've had, I've experienced YMMV on both sides of the fence. I'm curious as to what makes you ladies sway one way or the other. Here's my list of variables that play a crucial part whether us "gents" get the better end of the deal when it comes to "YMMV".

1) Your mood
2) How attractive the guy is to you  
3) The length of appointment (I would think longer ones definitely increase the odds)
4) The gent's hygiene  
5) Time of appointment (For example, morning versus the afternoon or evening)
6) Is the gent a "first timer" or a "regular" (This one has to be the most important)

I'm sure there are other reasons. Please chime in with your replies.  

Just to share a quick story. I saw a lady once who offered me CIM, but asked if I could please not write it in my review. She told me she didn't want other guys asking for it. I'm not going to lie, it did make me feel "special". And I of course left it out of my review. Her tactic definitely worked because I ended up repeating with her several times

For me personally, any date (whether with a new acquaintance or old friend) is a dance.  I prefer for the gentleman to set the tone and pace; I will follow his lead.    

Thus, my YMMV is almost entirely dependent upon, and determined by, my clients' behavior.  

 
But to answer your specific questions: This has little to no impact.  If I'm really in a rotten mood, I may try to cancel and take the day off.  But I can usually get out from under my dark cloud for the length of my dates.  The only time it might creep out is when the gentleman in question does something I don't care for.... usually I will brush it off, but if my patience has already been worn thin that day, I might forget myself and chastise him soundly for said transgression.  But then, some men like that. LOL.
  Physical appearance is completely irrelevant.  But if the man's personality/demeanor is very pleasing to me, I will be very attracted to him. and thus he may feel that we "click" more than the next person.
  Increase the odds of what?  That the provider might go a little more above and beyond than she would with her minimum time booking?   For me personally, I don't do anything differently, or extra, with a 3-hour than with a 1-hour.  

  Definitely has an impact.  If the gentleman has halitosis, I will try to soldier on as though it doesn't bother me, but I will admit that I'll pull away and attempt to focus on other activities instead.... without being too obvious about it, of course.

If the man's hair "down there", is very long, wild, unkempt.... I will not initiate any licking, kissing, or sucking of the boys unless specifically requested to do so.  I will still do it, but I'm sure my enthusiasm is noticeably lacking.  
  If the date occurs right at the end of my availability for the day, I will not be as inclined to let him stick around and chat after the time he paid for is up.  Usually, running over by 10 minutes or so is not a big deal; but when our time is up & I'm trying to leave to avoid rush hour,or to make it to my nail appt on-time, or whatever.... I'll clearly say that I have to leave soon myself, and he can talk to me while I get packed & dressed, but that I really do have to get moving.    

The only exception might be if someone I've already met asks me for an early morning date (earlier than my stated schedule) then I may accommodate him with the forewarning that I might not be quite as glamorous as when I have more time to get ready.  Why?  Because I just don't want to get up any earlier than 4am, thank you.  
But my energy, enthusiasm, demeanor and services will still be the same.  

  Yes, this can definitely have the most impact.  Whether my recollection of the person in question are wholly favorable or otherwise, I cannot prevent my demeanor from being influenced by that.  Although, sometimes a person's behavior can be completely different from one date to the next, both good and bad.

 

And, as mentioned earlier, I take my cues from my guest.  Whether or not we've already met, if you walk into my location and  warmly respond to my overtures (I usually will quickly move to embrace and kiss you immediately upon your arrival) then we're off to a great start which will likely continue......  

On the other hand,  if you avoid my touch, or brush off my physical advances and then proceed to stand 10 feet away from me while asking interview-like questions, you may find me to be a little less than open, perhaps even standoffish or matter-of-fact in my conversation and approach.   One of my reviews was from a gentleman did just that, and then termed my mood to be "businesslike"... and I cannot disagree.  He set that tone, and I followed his lead step for step.    

So be careful what "vibe" you are giving to the lady.  I'm not submissive, but as I want this experience to be all about my guest's comfort & enjoyment, I cannot help but think that if he takes a clinical approach, then that is what he wants... and that is what he will receive from me.

I personally would prefer all dates, especially first dates, to be more on the level of a horny, casual hook-up.  Walk in, start with a nice kiss and some groping, maybe a little chit-chat/small-talk in between breathless embraces, and then awaaaaay we go!!!...... (yes, I watched the Derby yesterday lol)    So perhaps it would be more fair for me to say that I will lead off, but then the ball is in YOUR court.  

Thus, I honestly believe that my YMMV is almost entirely dependent upon the other person's ACTIONS, and anything else have very little affect

And yet some men... just seem to fuck it up anyways.

I have one guy, who is a bigger guy, and I know for a fact ALWAYS showers before I get there.
And I say a silent prayer before every bbbj, and yet, every time...
I seem to smell ..... what is the phrase....
Duck butter? Erhm. Yeah...

Yuck.

I wonder which appointment will be the one I finally say "Look dude, learn to wash your f-----g ass." Or worse....

To be sure, the bj's he gets aren't as long or drawn out as most of my cock-worship sessions (and I like to do that!)

Pretty bad when you got to make sure you have enough perfume on your wrists so you can do the 17th century "hanky to the nose" move with your own body....

Yuck.

It is ALL about comfort.

Just like hairy balls.
I like a nice clean shorn scrotum.
To be sure I am not going to tea-bag a hairy bag....
Guess it's all a preference, too.

Anything that detracts from a lady's comfort, is more points moving the YMMV issue....

Foxy

1) Your mood................ it can, but I try to leave everything behind and enjoy the moment. Works well 98% of the time that I am in a bad mood or have other things on my mind.

2) How attractive the guy is to you  ...... Ha, actually that doesn't change the way I react. What gets better reactions from me is the touching and feeling. The GFE. How you talk to me and we interact. Smile on your face. Things like that.

4) The gent's hygiene  ............ That is the biggest one.  

5) Time of appointment (For example, morning versus the afternoon or evening).......... I tend to enjoy afternoons and early evenings the best. The other times are good, it really just depends on what time I wake up. I tend to not enjoy after 10pm. I like relaxing after that time.

6) Is the gent a "first timer" or a "regular" (This one has to be the most important) .... It can, however #2 and #4 (of my answers) are the biggest things. A first timer could have a mind blowing time in how he reacts to me. I am a big sucker on the touching and caressing. If he is a good kisser, even better.

In the end, you can be a first timer or a regular, the interaction could mean going from an amazing, great time to a mind blowing time.... depending on how much I enjoy it too. I am never expecting it to be about me, but the more you give, the more you get (so to speak, as far as how into it he is and wants me to know it by how he touches me). The good things with regulars is you know what he likes, where he likes to be touched, what drives him wild... and you get to know him personally.

 

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Anal and rimming are a given... size and cleanliness matter. Vaginal sex with anyone over six inches is not going to work out too well, but guys know this in advance. Not all of us are built to take even 2 fingers without discomfort must less 8 inches of d*ck in either area... especially with a condom on. If you have a hairy ass and balls, I am not going anywhere near that crap. Nuff said.  

 
As for the other stuff and providers just being mean or stingy for no reason... that's bs. Unless a guy is an outright d*ck hole, I treat every person I meet with the utmost respect regardless of how he looks or how much he weighs. Clean and polite is what most providers expect... and, if "you're a funny guy" (Goodfellas) that's getting you extras ha ha.  

 
I will not even get into guys who assume the shower they took at 8am before working all day is good enough... um, get crucial. If I do not see him taking that shower, I am not licking a dude's ass. You can get some serious things from doing that if it is not perfectly clean and I mean SICK! Who wants to be puking and shitting for 2 days because some dude had a butt nugget left over in his hair... BLUCK!

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just bears repeating twice: " I treat every person I meet with the utmost respect regardless of how he looks or how much he weighs. Clean and polite is what most providers expect... and, if "you're a funny guy" (Goodfellas) that's getting you extras ha ha.  "   I always try to be warm and inviting. I want to enjoy our time together.

Didn't really realize how much I missed your posts during my occasional lurking until your recent return.  Funny, honest and generous despite the "evil" laugh.  They actually enlighten, even to someone who's been here since 2000.  

Please, regulars, not white knighting - hopefully will never again find myself in Florida, but if LR ever returns to NOLA, would love to sample her cooking...

I would like to think that I am not YMMV. I do my very best to offer the same [i]quality[/i] to each guest that I have.  

1.  My mood stops from the moment I get in the shower. I have a very specific routine of getting ready, and the whole process is while I am also getting myself mentally prepared and forgetting whatever personal stuff I have going on at that point. So, I would have to say that I open the door with the exact same mood, every time.  

2. Like other ladies have said, how you look isn't here nor there for me. Your attitude and how you treat me is what attracts me to you.  

3. No I wouldnt say the scheduled length has any matter either.  

4. YES, YES! Though, I do my best to still be pleasant. I once had a gent who had a bunch of YMMVs on his D-C profile. When I messaged some of the ladies, they said they chose that because he had a body odor issue. When I arrived, he did. Now, if it had been incall I would have automatically sternly suggested a shower, but we were at his place- so I just went with it- and I don't think I was any different then if he hadn't had the issue. But, since I went in forewarned- it probably was a bit different. But, I digress! There are definitely some acts they may not be offered if there are issues here- in the terms of what LR brought up.  

5. I will say, that last time I had an appointment that was at 7 am- when I woke up the first thing out of my mouth was "NEVER AGAIN". But, I was still pleasant and my normal self. My get ready time, was very much about cheering myself up and drinking much coffee. I have just found, over time, that I need to only schedule when I am comfortable taking. If for some reason, my guest MUST meet at a time outside of my schedule- I feel if I decide to take it then I am deciding to treat him like I would if it was within my normal times.  

6. I would say that when I have had the opportunity to meet with someone more than once over a period of time, that I am able to relax with them, get to know them, and really become the best companion that I can be. But, I don't think it is a YMMV issue. I think it is more because we have formed a bond, instead of treating them differently. At the same token, when I am first meeting someone - I am definitely ON and trying to really make sure to take my cues, learn what they like and show them the best possible time that I can.  

My answers my be a bit repetitive, but I always do my best to NOT be YMMV. And, so I guess the one that would mostly affect me, would be the hygiene. All the others are pretty much a non issue for me.  

 
Butt nugget..... lol lol lol

It is beautiful and strange how we dance with a new client. The chemistry between people can lead to all kinds of spins and dips. It's never the same twice. A man who can instill trust in me will lead me to open like a flower in ways I didn't expect myself. A bull in the china shop will bring up my defenses.