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fanoftheo 616 reads
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I see escorts because years ago, my "SO" decided she wanted to climb the corporate ladder.  

After we discussed what her ambition would do to our personal life, the hours it would take, etc. the decision was jointly made that she would go for it.

When I asked her what she felt I should do with all my extra "alone time", she said, "get a hobby".......so.......here I am.

Blowing Chunks2586 reads

Can't get anymore simple and to the point than this... ;)

A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita's all I need
A little bit of Tina's what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

I LIKE Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita,  

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... And as I continue, you know You KNOW they gettin' SWEETER!!!!!!!!!!!  

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SinCitySinner699 reads

I would highly recommend "Dark Side of the Moon" by Pink Floyd for best results....

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Blowing Chunks653 reads

Hungry for some Chinese food.  I'll get to the pot if they don't have a wok.

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SinCitySinner515 reads

we would be picking hookers from hooker buffet for mid morning snack just like we pick food...

Damn politicians...

Just sayin' :D

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Blowing Chunks666 reads

iving the good life!   Who doesn't like a mambo #5 buffet?  
Definitely a place to consider in the future for retirement.  

Hopefully,  my one inch dick doesn't fall off before then.  lmao

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SinCitySinner727 reads

I was at FKK couple of yrs ago, and had two women a day for 4 days... Absolute pussy heaven.. Pussy is cheap as dirt, and no drama like we have here.. No kissing up to them. No schmoozing their ass.. Just plain raw sex...

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Blowing Chunks412 reads

Nick invited me but I'm in the process of selling my house.  Still would like to visit sometime.  

I haven't been to a FKK but you got me curious. sounds yummy but 4 days must be a lot of money.  No smooching and no kissing ass,  sounds perfect.  Ha ha ha.  

did you mean raw sex as in Bear-Bach?  

Polarbears  and classical composers don't mix well with me, unless dating.  

:D

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SinCitySinner663 reads

condom is compulsory for sex, not required for blow job.. Condom is provided by the clubs.

By raw, I meant sex w/o drama..

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inicky46530 reads

Though there can be challenges.  Mainly, unless a friend has seen a girl before, you don't know how she'll perform.  Also, the condoms down here are mostly regular Durex with the sensitivity of a trash bag.  Luckily, GaG got here last night with a couple of dozen Skynz for me, just in the "nick" of time.

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Blowing Chunks572 reads

I read in an article that they actually have something like that.

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Tobi Telford578 reads

Do share if you can find it. That sounds really cool.  

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I read in an article that they actually have something like that..  
   
 

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inicky46666 reads

Actually, it sounds really scary for both parties!

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Blowing Chunks578 reads

Like,  what if it breaks?

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perfectstorm622 reads

Google "spray on condom." There is lots of info online. Someone shared one of the news links here about a year ago.

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Dave76015601 reads

Related Link: Spray on Condoms

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Blowing Chunks665 reads

But I'm assuming he was implying I mustve been high on something to post that at 6am.

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SinCitySinner451 reads

I was joking about how DA's comment sounded like a drunken post. Not to mention that it was posted at weird time of the day, but at the same time read like he was high on something.. So I just thought it would be funny to include the link to album that takes me to same places I used to go when I used to get drunk...Guess it was not all that funny for some of you guys...

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2labman564 reads

and listen to Pink Floyd, etc.  With a great stereo (remember those?) up at about 120 dB.  Bass shaking the glasses in the kitchen.
Pot was great for music appreciation and sex, preferably all at once.  Higher, louder, harder.

"Youth is wasted on the young."  -somebody

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Blowing Chunks1008 reads

still have some in a box somewhere though.  

Probably all stale and useless by now though cuz it's been a year.

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fanoftheo617 reads

I see escorts because years ago, my "SO" decided she wanted to climb the corporate ladder.  

After we discussed what her ambition would do to our personal life, the hours it would take, etc. the decision was jointly made that she would go for it.

When I asked her what she felt I should do with all my extra "alone time", she said, "get a hobby".......so.......here I am.

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Blowing Chunks580 reads

I don't think she quite meant it that way but I guess she was the indirect enabler lo

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Deen552 reads

spelled it with an "H" or an "h".

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floyd1039546 reads

Quit providing at all

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floyd1039678 reads

House, Car 60 k + year, laundry service. So Yes.

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