To the month, it’s been 41 years since I paid two bucks for a bj in Nuevo Laredo, Mexico. I’m not the type to look back. But I do take stock from time to time…. Once again, updated, the statistics. (I'll take suggestions for further categories...)
Number of years in the hobby: 41
Number of providers I’ve seen, total: 300? 400? More?
Approximate breakdown by type: Streetwalkers – 150+ Massage Parlors – 50+ Brothel Girls (high end) 125 + Professional Doms or Subs in Appropriately Equipped Facilities: 26 Internet Independents 75 + Internet Agency Girls – 1
Number of providers w/ whom I’ve had dinner in a restaurant: 10
Number I’ve had breakfast with: 6
Number I’ve seen a movie in a theater with: 0
Number I’ve seen a live show w/: 4
Number I’ve seen a concert w/: 3
Number I’ve traveled with: 5
Number I’ve gone to a state fair with: 1
Number I’ve done overnights w/: 7
Number of 2-girl sessions: 3
Number of 2-guy sessions with one girl: One
Number times the provider asked me to stay the night, spontaneously: twice
Day jobs -- Number who were: artists 3; writers: 1 musicians: 0 interior designers: 1 hospital employees 1; house cleaners: 2 sales reps 2 waitresses 1; fundraisers 1; consultants 1
Number whose full, real name I know: 11
Number whose home I visited, but not as an incall location: Three
Number whose family members I met: Two
Number who met my family/friends: One
Number whose husband I’ve met: One
Number for whom I’ve bought chocolates: 1; flowers: one; Clothing: 6; jewelry: 2; trips: 5; gift certificates: 1; wine/liquor: 2; drugs: 2.
Number I smoked dope with: 3
Number I did other drugs with: 0
Number who provided services for one-digit sums: One
Number who provided services for two-digit sums: Close to 100?
Number to whom I’ve handed three-digit sums: Ummm…300?
Number to whom I’ve handed four-digit sums: Five
Number to whom I’ve written checks: 2
Number to whom I’ve given a regular allowance: 2
Number to whom I gave an Amex Gold Card: One
Highest rate paid: $1,200/hour (actually, 300/hr but only for 15 minutes)
Lowest rate paid: 0
Number with whom I’ve done road trips (i.e., met in or traveled to, and had sex in, more than 2 cities): 4
Number with whom I had a “fuckbuddy” relationship: One
Number with whom the L word was mutually used: Two
Number with whom the M word was discussed: One
Number with whom I had or would have a civilian relationship: Two or three
Number I’ve been good friends with but haven’t and won’t have sex with because of the friendship: One.
Number to whom I’ve given/loaned money because she needed it, without expectation of repayment or rendering of services: 4
Number who paid it back on own volition: Two
Number times I’ve had money stolen: 0
Number of times I felt I’ve been ripped off: About a dozen (i.e., services promised but not delivered)
Number with whom the session took place in an automobile and included FS: Two
Number with whom the session took place in an hourly hotel: 5
Number in airplane restroom at 35,000 feet: 1
Number in a hotel stairwell: 1
Number in a rainforest, on a tarp: 1
Number with her pet present, like on the bed, during the act: 2
Number of providers whose other clients I’ve met in person: 2
Number of times “caught” by police: 3 (Streetwalkers); Number of times arrested: 0
Number of times I’ve caught STDs: 2 (massage parlors, early 70s)
Number of times I’ve gotten the crabs: once (massage parlor, early 70s)
Number of countries in which I’ve been with providers: 3; Number of states: 8
Most common name: Tiffany
Most unusual name: Alantra (then I figured out it was derived from a car!)
Weirdest name coincidence: Seeing Summer in the summer and Autumn in the autumn.
Weirdest name phenomenon: The gorgeous streetwalker who kept changing her name every seven minutes or so.
Most beautiful name: Nerida (means water lilies)
Duration of longest provider/hobbyist relationship (i.e., from first session to last): 14 years (1987 -2001 -- Oh, Patty, where are you now???!)
Number whose skin tasted of salt: Too many.
Number who wore wigs: 5
Number with seriously bad breath: 2 that I can remember distinctly
Number with body odor: 0
Number who farted during the session: One or two
Number who farted when she came: One (equal to Number of civvies)
Strangest body feature: the hearing aid implanted on the side of the head
Sleaziest situation in which I ejaculated: the handjob in the back of a lapdance bar, standing up.
Number who watched TV during intercourse: One
Number who fell asleep during the session: One
Number who freaked out, for reasons unrelated to me, and couldn’t render services: One
Number who insisted on using two – that’s right, two – condoms, one on top of the other, “Just in case” -- one
Number I’ve showered w/: 4
Number I’ve taken a bubble bath w/: One
Number whose pix I have or had, excluding pix off the internet available to anyone: seven
Number who have visited my office, simply as a visit, not to render services: 3
Number who have rendered services in my office: 0
Number who have visited my home, simply as a visit: Three
Number with whom I’ve had a session in my home: Two
Number with whom I’ve had an extended (i.e., one year or more) email correspondence: 3
Greatest number of cities in which I’ve had a session with the same provider: 4
Best game: “Name that pussy!” (In doubles, hobbyist is blindfolded and has to guess who’s sitting on his face)
Most touching thing said to me, but that was ridiculous in retrospect: After a marathon three-hour session at the brothel that would have used up a couple of alphabets of acronyms, I took her out for drinks and then walked her home. We kissed on her doorstep, then she said, in her darling Australian accent, “I’d invite you up, but I don’t think I’m ready for that yet.”
Gesture most gratifying to the little head’s ego: When she posted on her website the photo I took of her face as I was doing her.
Gesture most gratifying to the big head’s ego: When she posted my picture on her website.
Best overall technique: Staring me dead in the eye and talking dirty based on things she knew about me
Best physical technique: The combined BJ and prostate massage.
Most intense form of intimacy: Fisting her, at her request.
Most surprising moment: When a new provider started talking dirty with vivid fantasies in the middle of the session.
Most anticipated moment: At the airport, meeting a provider I’d never before met for an overnight.
NAME THAT PUSSY,GREAAAT! WAS IT THE TASTE OR THE LIPS THAT GAVE IT AWAY?
but when you ejaculate, does dust come out?
sounds like a life well spent.
But who's counting?
Far less for me (both time and number of experiences) but still a few common experiences. Question, Turk. Looking back and adding up all those envelopes, would you trade it all for, say, a 911 Turbo?
Way to be a champ! Just think, all that must have been cheaper and more fun than faithful marriage to one woman.
I just started this year, but I hope I can still be going strong in 40 years.
Turkana, that is fantastic! An excellent post - I enjoyed reading every sentence of it. Accolades. One question... have you kept a detailed diary over the years or are all these facts swirling around in your head?
Congratulations, and an impressive feat of memory! Unless you write it all down.
Please give us an update in 10 years.
Here's one you might want to add next time it's updated:
Number whose mother picked her up from the date: One.
(It happened in Spokane and her mother knocked on the hotel room door saying through the door that she was taking too long.)
You're a great writer (seriously), you should write a book: "Whoredom: One Man's Journey".
Kate
First session: TJBJ 1965.
First FS session Mustang 1966.
Number of years in the hobby: 41.
Number of providers I’ve seen, total: 200? 250?
Surely not 300.
Approximate breakdown by type: Streetwalkers – 0 Massage Parlors – 100+ Brothel Girls (Nevada)4 Professional Doms or Subs in Appropriately Equipped Facilities: 0 Internet Independents 100? + Internet Agency Girls – 3
Number of providers w/ whom I’ve had dinner in a restaurant: 1
Number I’ve traveled with: 0
Number I’ve done overnights w/: 1
Number of 2-girl sessions: 10 Not counting repeats.
Number of 2-guy sessions with one girl: 0
Number times the provider asked me to stay the night, spontaneously: 1
Day jobs -- Number who were: nurses 4; writers: 1 musicians: ? caterers: 1 sales reps: 2; waitresses (must be several?; "students" 8; real students at least 1; engineers 1; attorneys 1; legal aides 1; dancers 5 (at least), had worked in Nevada 5 (at least); mothers: who knows?I've talked about their kids with at least 10; Grandmothers:2; married
2 (at least). arrived on motorcycle: 2.
Number whose full, real name I know: 4
Number whose home I visited, but not as an incall location: 0
Number whose family members I met: 0
Number who met my family/friends: 0
Number whose husband I’ve met: 0
Number I did other drugs with: 0
Number I bought gifts for 2:
Lowest rate paid: 50 (1970s.
Number had sex in, more than 2 cities): 1
Number with whom I had a “fuckbuddy” relationship: 2
Number with whom I had or would have a civilian relationship: 4-5.
Number I’ve been good friends with but haven’t and won’t have sex with because of the friendship: 0
Number to whom I’ve given/loaned money because she needed it, without expectation of repayment or rendering of services: 0
Number times I’ve had money stolen: 0
Number of times I felt I’ve been ripped off: @ 4
Number with whom the session took place in an automobile and included FS: 0
Number with whom the session took place in an hourly hotel: 0
Number with her pet present, like on the bed, during the act: 1 (finally started bringing the pet treats)
Number of providers whose other clients I’ve met in person: 0
Number of times “caught” by police: 1 (after leaving massage parlour; Number of times arrested: 0
Number of times I’ve caught STDs: 0
Number of times I’ve gotten the crabs: 0
Number of countries in which I’ve been with providers: 1; Number of states: 4
Duration of longest provider/hobbyist relationship (i.e., from first session to last): 10 years
Number who wore wigs: 2
Number with seriously bad breath: maybe 2
Number with body odor: 1
Number who farted during the session: One or two
Scars: 4-5
Number who watched TV during intercourse: 2
Number who fell asleep during the session: 1
Number who freaked out, for reasons unrelated to me, and couldn’t render services: 1
Number who would not remove all their clothes 5.
Number I’ve showered w/: 3
Number whose pix I have or had, excluding pix off the internet available to anyone: 0
Number who have visited my office, simply as a visit, not to render services: 0
Number who have rendered services in my office: 0
Number who have visited my home, simply as a visit: 0
Number with whom I’ve had a session in my home: 0
Number with whom I’ve had an extended (i.e., one year or more) email correspondence: 5
Greatest number of cities in which I’ve had a session with the same provider: 2
And, unfortunately I've never played name that pussy.
1 moonlighting church secretary in Sacramento.
3 porn actresses (one did a cartwheel in the hotel room.
Nah, I just recall a few. It is clear that the Turk has a better memory and more time in the saddle than
me. Ride on Turk!
...but your list is still interesting.
encounters.... either enjoyable or not... and try to see those who I have a good time with again...
I would rather see stats on how many hobbiests are in the hobby:
1) because right now, they enjoy the company of the women with NSA?
2) because they are have difficulties with their SO in the sex dept.
3) because they have difficulties with relationships.
4) because they "collect" the experiences much like some collect trading cards....
and other reasons.. that can be defined...
odd though, even I at times, sit with a pencil and paper and try to recall all the ladies, civie or provider that I have had sex with... it is an interesting exercise....
but to each their own! lol
Provders are, on the whole, some of the nicest people I have ever met.
That says it all.
No question. I've met a lot of nice people who happened to be...
After 38 years in the hobby, I'm just tryin' to catch up with you bro. I wish I could remember all that stuff. My first was a $14 overnite in a foreign country. I do remember that much. Happy hunting!