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Allures.Boyfriend 261 reads
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crimsonlass1711 reads

At the start of a recent date I was asked if I would do some rimming...as I find this to be sexy I said yes BUT you must take a shower first...the gentleman obliges and takes a shower...he meets me back in the bedroom...the passion begins...I tell him to lay on his belly and I begin to give him a sensual massage to get him relaxed...when I begin to massage his bum his crack opens up and much to my dismay I see what looks like a small head of pink cauliflower...now, in my head I am saying "there is no effin way in hell I am putting my tongue anywhere near that disaster area".....and further, I am so turned off that I didn't want to have sex with him at all...I never want to intentionally hurt anyone's feelings but what's a gal to do in this situation...I told him in a gentle tone that he had some growths on his bum hole and I was uncomfortable going any further...he said they are only skin tags and that he was 100% clean and std free...that really didn't equal up to a hill of shit for me...he didn't have health history papers in hand and how the hell do I know wtf is growing on your bunga...now, I know these things are a part of life...but why would anyone with a cauliflower looking asshole request rimming?  I would suggest that any man that has this issue see a doctor and have the problem taken care of...I cannot imagine that any woman in this trade would like to see that mess...I know that if I had a funky bunga I would want it fixed :-) soooooo I think everyone needs to take a look at their back side and make sure everything is ok down there :-)

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literbike533 reads

Or anal warts.

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MissMarie498 reads

More likey, yeah. Still, he shouldn't be expecting anyone to take that risk, that's just nasty.

I had a guy ask me for a finger up his but and I had to say no because he had Hemi's goin on down there. Heck, we all get them, but don't be asking for for someone else to withstand that simply because you're horny. Shoot, some people can't have sex for a while because of health reasons, it happens. Go to the dayum doctor and let your body heal for pete sakes.

If you have a growth or a disease and you see a provider and don't tell her, then she see's how many people in a week........... how many people have you now infected because of your selfishness?

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hohoqueen433 reads

eww so so nasty i once had a guy last year when i was just starting out in the bizz leave shit stains on the bed .almost truend me off from rimming and if a client has bo like a fresh diarria i politly say no please clean up first.dont worry ladey's we all have booty horror stories !just take it like a champ and make sure u are extra clean in repliance.

take care and stay horny

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EinstienGas309 reads

...looked like something liorr would post by his typing, LMAO!

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EinstienGas376 reads

which one did it look like?

http://www.omnimedicalsearch.com/im_anal+skin+tag+picture.html

did it look like an orangutan's ass?

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crimsonlass310 reads

follow the link lmao

Related Link: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.avant-gardening.com/web-p-caulif.jpg&img...

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LookKlook247 reads

Not MD, but sounds like an external hemorrhoids hanging out!

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soflaguy44258 reads

I grew up twisted.

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OldArmyGuy259 reads

We just played baseball.

I do remember my Mom telling me that I came home from 1st grade saying we played "dick tag".

Seems we would run around and hit each other in the groin and say, "You're it".

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saltyballs228 reads

Is rimming safe?

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johngaltnh262 reads

Ascarids are an intestinal parasite. Their eggs are spread through feces. Even the cleanest of clean and apparently healthy pucker holes can harbor them.

And those aren't the only ones. Hookworms, giardia and many more can be harbored.

The idea that intestinal parasite problems are limited to developing nations and that the United States is exempt is an illusion. Depending on locale, rate of infection with intestinal parasites can be as high as 32.7%. (1)

Executive summary: nobody is licking my bunghole, and I ain't licking theirs. LOL Solves the whole skin tags problem; which in the case described is more likely genital warts on the ass -- definitely something nobody should be licking!






(1) http://members.cox.net/llyee/parasites_2000/parasites_us.html

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TrulyMsMocha244 reads

GAGGGGGGGGG oh how icky. I try not to be judgmental either especially when in my head I know i'm not the one paying but i've had to shut a guy down a few time s when something didn't look right. And yeah someone saying they are clean and std-free doesn't mean anything to me just like I hope me saying the same means nothing to them. Even if you are so what we are strangers to each other. If you're just not comfortable with something hey he can want to move on to someone else or something else but yeah he had to know what was going on around his own culo that's just gross.

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