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Eggs_over_easy 198 reads
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Are providers truly and honestly interested in flowers from a guy from whom they require money to see? I always thought of flowers as a physical representation of real feelings. I can understand jewelry, clothing or other gifts. Flowers would seem to me to be disingenuous at best.

HonestProvider1291 reads

Guys, do you really think a lady is going to be impressed if you email her a photo of flowers?

Seriously.

I have probably had 5 guys (always guys who are seeking a first appointment), send an animated jpg of sparkling flowers.  This probably has the opposite effect of what they're trying to achieve.  If I get cyber flowers, I tend to think the guy has fallen off the deep end.

Save the sparkling flowers for a lady you've at least already met.  Or better yet, buy her some real flowers.

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Foodyguy196 reads

They probably sent the flowers as a thank you after taking things into their own hands looking at your pics.

Cyber Flowers for Cyber Sex.

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!Drunk-ImTooSickToHobby136 reads

Hope they at least cleaned the screen afterwards though.

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HonestProvider143 reads

I feel so dirty all of a sudden.

Is that why you emailed me those damn flowers today?  Sick bastard.

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!Drunk-ImTooSickToHobby152 reads


And I doubt I can even shoot that far anymore,

so it's the keyboard I'm worried about.  lmao

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Eggs_over_easy199 reads

Are providers truly and honestly interested in flowers from a guy from whom they require money to see? I always thought of flowers as a physical representation of real feelings. I can understand jewelry, clothing or other gifts. Flowers would seem to me to be disingenuous at best.

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mikkifine166 reads

I just have to find a place for the cats and dogs not to eat them. LOL!

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StripClubBouncer176 reads

I can't count how many times strippers have given away their flowers to another stripper or the DJ to take home to his GF .
Most of the time after the club closes, they throw the flowers in the trash.

Flowers are for your real GF or wife, not for strippers or Ho's.

You would get more points buying them a pizza or creme filled donuts.

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AnonymousEscort127 reads

Ugh, I have a regular who gets me flowers every time. I don't care to lose the business, so I let him....I just wish he'd give me the money he uses to buy them instead. As far as cyber flowers, great-they go in the cyber dumpster, just like real live flowers do when I get home.

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mrfisher180 reads

She was in town for a few days, and her room was adorned with flowers when I got there on the last day of her visit.  It made her quite happy and I must say the decor was quite fragant and inducive to sensual activity.  (Or a funeral, I suppose.)

Another time I brought a provider a dozen roses.  She had to fly home that day, but brought the roses on the airplane and the flight attendant made sure that they were watered and cared for, as well as making sure all around saw and knew that she had the roses.

She wrote to me that it was one of the most endearing moments of her life.

Women love flowers.

Don't send cyber ones however.  That's like giving someone a bottle of Champale, or supermarket brand chocolates.

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HonestProvider183 reads

I agree.  In general, women like real flowers.  It doesn't matter if they're from our BF, client, dad, whoever.

Especially on our birthday or valentines day.  That shows that the guy cared enough to remember that day.  Very nice gesture.

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Bostonguy57183 reads

Real flowers actually require some thought and effort.  While I would not bring them to a first time appointment I have given them to my ATF several times on her birthday and she always appreciates them. Mind you, I've been seeing her for six years and we actually exchange gifts etc on holidays so it's not a blind gesture on my part.  

I've heard plenty of stories about how they wind up in the trash so I wouldn't bother doing it with a woman unless you know her well enough to know that the gesture is appreciated.

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Bostonguy57153 reads

But I guess:
(A) Some guys have way too much time on their hands

(B) Others are just too cutesy for their own good

and...

(C) Still others treat this whole paying for sex thing too much like real dating!

Get a grip boys!

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hiddenhills128 reads

I certainly wouldn't give them to a lady I had no plans on seeing again.

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Random_Provider134 reads

I will take a corny client over some psycho any day. Count your blessings.

Posted By: HonestProvider
Guys, do you really think a lady is going to be impressed if you email her a photo of flowers?

Seriously.

I have probably had 5 guys (always guys who are seeking a first appointment), send an animated jpg of sparkling flowers.  This probably has the opposite effect of what they're trying to achieve.  If I get cyber flowers, I tend to think the guy has fallen off the deep end.

Save the sparkling flowers for a lady you've at least already met.  Or better yet, buy her some real flowers.

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HonestProvider166 reads

You're welcome.

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scoed149 reads

Look, cyber flowers are corny. And true they just aren't all that impressive. Hell, truth be told they are stupidly lame. All that is true. But remember it is still a token of appreciation for what you do. True it is a really small, corny, stupidly lame token, but a token of appreciation just the same.

I am not saying, you should be thankful for cyber flowers as they are lame. Nevertheless you should not be so harsh about them and at least not whine about it. You should also be appreciate he wants to spend his hard earned money on your time, even if he has fallen off the deep end. Some of the guys that do this are here because, they aren't the most suave guys out there. Still, they still had lots of ladies that would be happy to see them for their money, even if they do send lame cyber flowers.

Now as a guy I like a cyber flower like Lily C from Met-Art below. See even guys can get into cyber flowers.

-- Modified on 12/2/2011 8:42:30 PM

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perfectstorm128 reads

I need to get a new laptop already. My keys are all stuck together, and I can hardly see the screen anymore! ;)

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!Drunk-ImTooSickToHobby121 reads


Note to self: It's gonna take more real flowers than I thought to get her to be my sugar-mama. lmao

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