A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.
Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.
"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".
Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
in a few years and he'll find himself yearning for some strange, a.k.a. sheep. The poor wife won't understand what went wrong either because as far as she was concerned she was always the horny one.
Two close friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a florist's shop where through the window, the redhead sees her boyfriend buying flowers.
The Redhead sighs and says:
"Oh no, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says:
"You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend?"
The redhead replies:
"I love getting them, but he always has big expectations after giving me flowers......... I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
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