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John_Laroche 1770 reads
posted
1 / 19

and by real life I mean real life not the RL that we often use to differentiate P4P and "civvie" encounteres.

 
Two examples:
First from my youth (high school) when I finally got a chance to make out with the cute cheerleader I had a crush on for a year-WORST kisser ever. To this day +40 years I'm still disappointed.

 
More recently, I've always had an attraction for spinners, but also VERY VERY thin women, but had never actually been with one until this year. She looks sexy as anything with cloths on, but damn, that boney butt on my face just didn't do it for me. Hopefully I won't carry this letdown to my grave.  

 
Anyone else use P4P to live out a fantasy/fetish and be greatly disappointed?  

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 129 reads
posted
2 / 19

Prior to seeing my first Asian provider, I had adopted the fantasy that is portrayed in many period dramas of the demure, submissive, quiet Asian woman who would submit to my domination and desires.  Once I entered the AAMP, I was met with an aggressive woman who pulled off my clothes, dropped to her knees, and blew me until I was on the edge, then got up, marched me to the shower, took over washing me down, then back to the bedroom where she took me through a porn movie's worth of different activities and positions.  It totally blew my fantasy about Asian women, but unlike you, I may have been stunned, but I was NOT disappointed, and have been back a few thousand times between more than 600 different Asian providers.  Some are better than others, and there is an occasional disappointment in their looks or service compared to the advertising hype and/or my expectations, but overall, I remain sold on this kind of experience.  Excellent value for the money.  

RI_Boy 142 reads
posted
3 / 19

I had a fantasy about double teaming a woman with another guy.  I saw a provider couple and although they were both wonderful people, I had a little trouble with my performance.  Not sure if it was nerves of performing with another guy in the room and it being his wife, but I still had a fun time.

DT_lover 188 Reviews 154 reads
posted
4 / 19

Had seen anal sex in porn and thought it looked interesting.  My first time was with a girl who has also never done it before.  Neither one of us thought about "cleaning out" in advance.  Have not had any further interest in doing it.

WICardinalfan 37 Reviews 131 reads
posted
5 / 19

I had my first FMF with a couple of low tier providers, I was very new to the hobby at the time  

Let's just both could have done a better hygiene job in the nether regions.  Whew was I grossed out.  

I have had many since with no issue.  

GaGambler 126 reads
posted
6 / 19

I think the same can be said for most of us. A big titted "brickhouse" walks by and we literally break our necks to get a better look, but personally I find huge tits kind of distracting and even offputting when actually having sex with a gal with huge knockers.  

 
Back to your example about super skinny girls though, I too have always loved spinners and still do, but there is a definite downside to girls who have no meat on their bones at all. Now this won't bother you guys who are done in five minutes, but for those of us who last a while, a pelvic bone with no "cushion" to it being rammed against you for an hour or so will actually cause a nasty bruise. I fucked this really skinny girl one time and we must have gone at it for two hours at least, I woke up in the morning really sore "down there" and I found myself with a bruise that looked like a horse had kicked me. (note to self, next time roll her over for doggie. lol)

Blarharse 3 Reviews 150 reads
posted
7 / 19

When I was in school, in 1987, I went to an event at a Blockbuster Video store where several Playboy playmates were signing autographs. I knew all of them from their pictures and was very excited to see them in person.  

They were awful-looking. Bad skin, bad tans, caked-on makeup, bodies not in great shape, frizzy hair. I was shocked -- and I'm not easily shocked.  

I learned the Great Lesson Airbrushing that day and a big fantasy of mine died on the floor inside that Blockbuster.

lester_prairie 12 Reviews 127 reads
posted
8 / 19

Check out some of the celebrities without makeup sites. Also porn stars without makeup. Some are pretty awful.

LLPeter 16 Reviews 100 reads
posted
9 / 19

Sounds like one of my all time favorites, the service is Phenomenal. Although this is not the topic of this link I just can't say enough good things about her.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 137 reads
posted
11 / 19

I met one provider who looked OK, but not over a 6 certainly (a true 6, not a TER review 6); but sent me some photos of herself where she could rate  a 9.  I asked her if the photo was touched up, but other than using good lighting and a good pose, it had no photo-shopping or air brushing added.  (She is a very good photog.)

As for Playboy models, I got to see one for P4P for many years, though had no idea that she was one at the time we met.   She was UTR, and introduced to me by another gal I had been seeing for some time for threesomes.  I happened to be at the gal's home one day and there on the wall was a framed photo of her Playboy centerfold.   I assumed it was some kind of vanity thing but she said it was the real deal.  The photo was about ten years earlier.  She was still pretty good looking, but maybe 5 pounds heavier, and of course a Playboy photog is going to have perfect lighting and pose, but she was still an 8 in my book.   Not at all bad in the sack either.

Nago8 4 Reviews 126 reads
posted
12 / 19

All that and you still have  time to run an NFL franchise.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 157 reads
posted
13 / 19

National Football League, or the escort agency I run called "Not-Fucking-Loose?"  (Before you ask, business is great because I'm a marketing genius.  Lol)  

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 139 reads
posted
14 / 19

You never confirmed this for me, but from what the Kgirls say about you, I still think LLPeter stands for "Long-Lasting Peter."   Lol

impposter 49 Reviews 131 reads
posted
15 / 19

Posted By: coeur-de-lion
Re: Which "NFL" franchise are you talking about? . . . .
National Football League, or the escort agency I run called "Not-Fucking-Loose?"  (Before you ask, business is great because I'm a marketing genius.  Lol)  
What are the franchise fees and what locations are still available?  
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Hay, marketing genuus.  Is this one of those franchise contracts with the low up front fees but franchisees have to buy everything from NFL? NFL condoms, NFL towels, NFL baby wipes, NFL lube, NFL red light bulbs, NFL table shower soaps, NFL mouthwash (same as CVS mouthwash but 10x the cost), ... NFL everything!  
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Remember when McD franchisees sued to get out of having to source everything from McD Corp? They could get paper napkins cheaply from any local restaurant supply warehouse but they had to pay a premium for McD napkins with the embossed M. And a whole lot of other tricks were used to maximize what Corp could get out of each franchise.  The franchisees won.  The same could happen to NFL if you try to nickel and dime the franchise owners.
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And watch out for even worse. It had better be clear if it's one and done or MSOG. This guy sued McD for $1.5M for only getting ONE NAPKIN!
http://consumerist.com/2014/02/28/man-suing-mcdonalds-for-1-5-million-because-he-only-got-one-napkin/

impposter 49 Reviews 129 reads
posted
16 / 19

I never watch porn ... except for those times when I accidentally click on a link to a porn site. Oops! There it goes again!  
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I scrolled down the list of pics (no names) and the only one I recognized, with or w/o makeup, was Riley Reid who is a top 5 ranked starlet.  
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I've still got tons of fantasies ... but no fantasy that any of them will ever be fulfilled.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 122 reads
posted
17 / 19

nickel and dime our customers on collateral products.  Our clients willingly pay more for an N-F-L girl, who's not-fucking-loose.  Our slogan is, "No matter how small your dick is, there's a Not-Fucking-Loose girl for you!"  

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 118 reads
posted
18 / 19

Free porn on the internet until one day when I was going to google Dicks Sporting Goods.  I just typed in "Dicks" and hit enter.  

LLPeter 16 Reviews 113 reads
posted
19 / 19

CDL as long as I breath, I will always LOVE the PUSSY.  LOL  LL is such a cool moniker. Stands for so many meanings, but they all stand for Love. I am just a Lover...Lol  

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