I've read this forum for years now, and seen the various occasionally repeated stories, missives, riddles, and silly ass questions (you know the ones I mean).
Now, I can't remember when the last time was this particular subject was raised, but I do so now because it is no longer a hypothetical. It just happened to an acquaintance of mine last night. He called a West LA number for FBSM, got an agency, booked a session, and when the door opened, lo and behold, er, uh, gee, this is awkward!

I haven't heard the jury's verdict in this case yet, but I'm very curious to know what you folks think.
This type of shit never happens to me, so it never crosses my mind.

(yeah, its tough not to laugh, eh?)

And then I would ask for a Significant Other discount, like my other providers give to me.

-- Modified on 6/4/2008 3:44:48 PM

funny but sad at the same time...  I guess there would be some serious talking to do; after the session....  As long as both can accept what each other is doing, there shouldn't be a problem, if not, lets hope they don't try to destroy each other by airing their secrets to friends and family....

Then call her from home and tell her to be careful because your twin brother just came into town and is psychotic.

Hugs,
ciara

he could get her away from her friends.

 I hear you, man.

What was that You Tube video? "How to get your girl friend to anal sex?"

If it's his SO, wouldn't she know that it was his place when she knocked at his door?

Or was he at a hotel/motel?

-- Modified on 6/4/2008 8:23:25 PM

He went to the agency incall.

Now that would be super creepy huh!!  What if your Mom answered the door in a thong and stockings. Ok..now I'm gonna hurl ~

Hey, your buddy gets what he deserves for not doing his research and sticking with well reviewed providers.

It couldn't be much of a relationship if she's turning tricks (or even FBSM) and he has no clue. He must not know her well enough for it to be a serious enough relationship that would cause him any real pain to learn that she's been wanking dudes off all day long.

If it were me....when she opened the door I'd just say...."Aha, caught ya!!! I knew you were cheating on me". Make it look like you were just trying to catch her in the act. Now you've got the upper hand .








-- Modified on 6/4/2008 9:06:37 PM

Tell her leave the agency & start our own .As long as I get freebies for life I'm cool.

"Yes I like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red-tape
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape."

So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady
And she said, "Oh it's you."
Then we laughed for a moment
And I said, "I never knew."

He may have that lame excuse aired first but he still made the call for P4P activities so she has as much right as he does to point a finger.

I always thought the lady knew the guys name. Otherwise, how would she verify him when he arrives? As such, she should have recognized the name before the date.

What happens depends on how close they are. Were they a couple, or had they just casually dated a few times?

If the latter, then he is just fulfilling a need until he finds a LTR, and she has something to tell him.

If they are a couple, then it is like the Pina Colada song.

So was the session better than the one he gets for free?

I've never seen a lady without a pic or a good description. I hear the more likely situation is a younger lady meeting the father of a friend.

Mom, grandma, dad, not you too gramps!

Brandine