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Then again perhaps she'll remember to pick up the dry cleaning on the way home...

if you were going down on her @ the time

can't say that I have THAT much excess skin to do that...LOL

Do your lips hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
Do your lips hang low?

and with the "talent" on loan from the boy scout knot manual...  Tragically she is dead...

Stubble I can handle, moving things *shudder!*

God no, are we supposed to??

can any men do the hot dog in a bun trick from Puppetry of the Penis?

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