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I know I've shared this before, but it's been a while and quite fitting.
Was making stuffed jalapenos. Cut them open lengthwise, take out the veins and seeds, fill them with cheese, put them back together and wrap with a piece of prosciutto or bacon.
Anyway, I was drinking beer(no, really. I was) at the time and needed to piss. So I go piss and wash my hands to finish what I started. Should've did that before, also.
A few minutes later my junk starts to burn. Savagely. Tried to wash it off, to no avail. Called mom, and inbetween her, my uncle and my aunt pissing themselves from laughing so hard told me to soak it in milk. I don't drink milk. Has no alcohol.
So, I drank more and eventually forgot the pain.
After that when I handle jalapenos, or regular chile for that matter, I wear rubber gloves.... 