in NYC named Miki the MILF, who performed in clubs there, and was as sexy as she was funny.

 
Alas, I was only able to meet her a couple of times as she was not of this world, and she passed on around ten or twelve years ago.

 
She is the only gal I know of that when she died, TER put up black mourning ribbon for a week.    That's how high she was held in esteem.

 
Rest in peace Miki, in that great cabaret in the sky.

Doubt she's a provider but at least she is dressed like how providers greet us at the door

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-IXHT3vD_o

Before she became famous, Roseanne did the club and bar circuits. When things were tough, she made extra money giving blow jobs in the parking lots.  
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Look for the younger, struggling comics in the seedier clubs. Tell them how Roseanne succeeded.

Never thought of any comediennes in a sexual manner. I guess Sarah Silverman is  cute - in a nerdy kind of way.  I think it's something about a woman having such a foul mouth is a big turnoff that my dick just stays limp.. LOL..  And that's pretty much what today's comedy is.  Comedians and Comediennes alike think  that just because you throw words like "penis" "pussy" "tits" "vagina" in the mix, its funny ! Now it's one thing to have an X rated joke or two, but it's another thing to go overboard w/ it.  

 
I do appreciate Kate McKinnon, Tina Fey, and Amy Poeheler BTW, but none of their acts are overtly sexualized. And while I admire their acting skills, I don't sexually fantasize about them at all - not because they are not good looking.. I just don't.. For whatever reason..  

 
Couple of yrs ago had a great privilege of watching Jerry Seinfeld from a first row seat at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas, and while he did get a bit suggestive with sexual innuendo, he kept it classy.  

 
I  guess this post is a bit ironic, this being a fuck board and all.. But I guess it is what it is..

And it's the main reason I've had any success with civvie women

Not being a rich dude or movie-star handsome, I actually needed to develop a personality to have a chance with the ladies. I was usually the "class comic" and the "instigator" so I took it to the next level when dating became a priority.

That being said, I also appreciate a woman with a sense of humor 9especially one who gets mine). And most of the women I've met who had that sharp wit were also smart as hell -- and intelligence also gets my  motor running.

Plenty of good-looking funny women -- Iliza Shelsinger anyone?

Check out YouTube for her "How not to finger someone" bit

A hot woman is a hot woman, but sure, there is something about one that you see on TV or on a stage that can add a little sex appeal. I'd definitely do Iliza Shlesinger or Whitney Cummings.

I like April Macie

Not a stand up comic, but a comedy writer for a lot of different things, including saturday night live, is Sarah Beattie.    

If you are not familiar, a quick google search will have you agree with me.  She is nerdy hotness!  

If the female can crack jokes and please you sexually in bed then what's the problem?! It appears that you can only handle one thing at a time. You can't multi-task. I have not had any problems with making a hobbyist laugh and please him.

I really don't think that the female comics could separate being a comedian & Provider. The Female comedians would be cracking jokes on the hobbyists.