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LillianWest See my TER Reviews 276 reads
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I have searched all over Las Vegas, adult stores, drug stores, etc. Can't find them anywhere. Had to order them from AMAZON. Condom shy lovers appreciate them. Worth the effort

brendaboobies1056 reads

I met with a gentleman recently who gave me such a strong "O" that we had an accident!!!
We had been pleasing each other in 69 but I wanted him in my pussy.  
I excused myself from his face to insert a Female Condom, and then held it out of the way to get a few more licks before climbing aboard.  
Well, once I slid down and he was cumming and I was just soooo over the edge -wet- drenched inside the female condom just fell out!  
I have had issues with Female Condoms needing a little adjusting once in as I have little fingers and an even smaller vag.  
A couple of days before this comical event, another gentleman had asked if I wanted to push up the FC to get it in place with a dildo because he could feel there is not a lot of room in there!
I did not but thought was a good idea- but again- I have my own little fun system to get the FC in its proper place that it has never been a problem!
I usually just adjust the FC as I slide the cock in, but not this time as things happened very quickly.
Thankfully because FC condoms cover everything there was no mix of fluids but it was just the absolute funniest condom issue I have ever had.  
Usually condom issues are scary because they break or something went wrong.
I'm 44 years old- I have used a lot of condoms in my life and do not have anything even close to this experience in my lifetime, do you!!!???

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JackDunphy471 reads

If its one thing  these johns are known for, other than buying the flowers, is giving you p4p gals strong O's. I believe you.  LOL

Nice touch with your list of menu options like 69, CFS, DATY and the fact that you are a face sitter, etc. Paying customers love to know what they are getting in advance.

But I was particularly impressed with the several mentions of your super tight cooch and how incredibly drenched your puss can get. That's always goes over well here. LOL

Welcome back sweetie! Happy New Year to you!

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Clitetarian333 reads

That showed me for sure that if there is such an accident with a FC, it is much easier to tell quickly than it is with a regular one.

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JackDunphy277 reads

No one wants to slip and fall into a potential BBFS situation and I am glad it worked out with you and the OP.

Keep us posted on all of your and Boobies sexual misadventures.

They are entertaining on another wise shitty first day back at work. Ugh, right?

Thanks man!

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Fancy8888290 reads

Safeties good....

Posted By: brendaboobies
I met with a gentleman recently who gave me such a strong "O" that we had an accident!!!  
 We had been pleasing each other in 69 but I wanted him in my pussy.  
 I excused myself from his face to insert a Female Condom, and then held it out of the way to get a few more licks before climbing aboard.  
 Well, once I slid down and he was cumming and I was just soooo over the edge -wet- drenched inside the female condom just fell out!  
 I have had issues with Female Condoms needing a little adjusting once in as I have little fingers and an even smaller vag.  
 A couple of days before this comical event, another gentleman had asked if I wanted to push up the FC to get it in place with a dildo because he could feel there is not a lot of room in there!  
 I did not but thought was a good idea- but again- I have my own little fun system to get the FC in its proper place that it has never been a problem!  
 I usually just adjust the FC as I slide the cock in, but not this time as things happened very quickly.  
 Thankfully because FC condoms cover everything there was no mix of fluids but it was just the absolute funniest condom issue I have ever had.  
 Usually condom issues are scary because they break or something went wrong.  
 I'm 44 years old- I have used a lot of condoms in my life and do not have anything even close to this experience in my lifetime, do you!!!????  
 
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brendaboobies306 reads

If I girl puts the FC in, and then holds the FC back away from the clit she can be pleasured on the top without the guy ever seeing or tasting the FC!!! And then best is to just be able to slide down and open the condom without interfering with the flow of good things!

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Durhamdrew270 reads

Or just wait to put it in.

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mrfisher332 reads

a traveling provider asked me to pick up some FCs for our upcoming date.

I went to at least four different drug stores, nada.

I think I then asked on here where I could find said FCs, and someone suggested Planned Parenthood, so off to their local fortress I went.  And when I say fortress, I mean fortress.  I had to pass 3 levels of screening and search to get into the place.  Those poor dudes are under siege and it shows.

I finally got up to the lobby and asked to buy the FCs.  They said:  "Here's take all you want, no charge."  I grab a handful and flipped them a $20 for the thorough body search.  It was worth at least that

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Durhamdrew297 reads

Good to know. A provider I know told that they can be bought cheaply in bulk thru Amazon.com. I just don't know where I can store 100 of those. I accidentally bought three boxes of feminine wipes so I have dozens of them in a plastic box under my bathroom sink. A100 FCs will have my maids talking.

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nothrofboston277 reads

With 100 FCs, your maids shouldn't have time to talk.

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LillianWest277 reads

I have searched all over Las Vegas, adult stores, drug stores, etc. Can't find them anywhere. Had to order them from AMAZON. Condom shy lovers appreciate them. Worth the effort

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Durhamdrew241 reads

I don't think I've ever finished in a regular condom ... I love FCs and wish more providers would use them.

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camote16239 reads

I was dating a girl and we were using condoms. We had a passionate night once and after I came I pulled out but there was no condom. It was stuck inside her!  She couldn't get it out. She had to go to the doctor to get it out. The doctors code name for this is, "lost my key and can't find it."

Posted By: brendaboobies
I met with a gentleman recently who gave me such a strong "O" that we had an accident!!!  
 We had been pleasing each other in 69 but I wanted him in my pussy.  
 I excused myself from his face to insert a Female Condom, and then held it out of the way to get a few more licks before climbing aboard.  
 Well, once I slid down and he was cumming and I was just soooo over the edge -wet- drenched inside the female condom just fell out!  
 I have had issues with Female Condoms needing a little adjusting once in as I have little fingers and an even smaller vag.  
 A couple of days before this comical event, another gentleman had asked if I wanted to push up the FC to get it in place with a dildo because he could feel there is not a lot of room in there!  
 I did not but thought was a good idea- but again- I have my own little fun system to get the FC in its proper place that it has never been a problem!  
 I usually just adjust the FC as I slide the cock in, but not this time as things happened very quickly.  
 Thankfully because FC condoms cover everything there was no mix of fluids but it was just the absolute funniest condom issue I have ever had.  
 Usually condom issues are scary because they break or something went wrong.  
 I'm 44 years old- I have used a lot of condoms in my life and do not have anything even close to this experience in my lifetime, do you!!!????  
 

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OingeBoinge210 reads

So during the summer I see this provider.  Everything is going great and we go through a couple of condoms.  Things were flying all over and I do recall the condoms just going on the ground.

We finish up and I get dressed and leave.  Later that evening at home I get something to drink, go in the living room, turn on the television, take my shoes off, then kick back and watch some television.  I'm there watching television for at lease half an hour when I decide to get up and get another drink.  That's when I saw it!  A used condom lying in the middle of the living room floor!

Fortunately during that whole time my daughter was busy upstairs with her friends.  I can only imagine the quick thinking I would have had to do if they had come in the living room to ask me something.  Yes, there are advantages to teenagers wanting to keep their distance from parents when they have friends over!  

Apparently when I was getting dressed and I had my socks on, I must have stepped on a condom just before putting my shoe on causing the condom to stick to my sock.  It's a good thing that I usually don't take my shoes off at work.

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