I have a fantasy -- I'll share mine, but I wonder if anyone else out there has a crazy fantasy like mine?

Here it is. I go into an upscale restaurant and see a woman by herself at a table in the back. The table has a white table cloth that hangs low -- a DATY opportunity.

I go over and, without saying a word, I climb under the table and between her legs. I pull her panties aside and begin to lick slowly, carefully exploring, nibbing, tonguing, working her thoroughly until she has a screaming (hopefully silent) O. Then I leave.

Is this totally weird? Maybe, but I'd love to try it. Except that I'd probably get hauled off to the local jail house before I even got to the panties!