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Donation In An Unsealed Envelope (Ha Ha)confused_smile
Ridgetucky 2 Reviews 926 reads
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I have read this so many times on a Provider's website.

So the next Provider I date I am going to get one of those envelopes with the bubble wrap inside and then superglue the flap then staple it shut like 20 times.  

That will be damn hard to open!!!!!!!!

I can't wait to see a half naked Provider standing there struggling to open that envelope while her tits and hair go to and fro.  And the veins in her neck pop out trying to get to that $300.

Buck up gals.  There are worse ways to make a living:)

Damn, I really think this may be a new fetish for me.

RT

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hotplants412 reads


What would those be?

I mean...even a woman working the counter at a MickyDees has enough control over her job to tell you to fuck-off if you walk in for your happy meal and start throwing your 5 dollars in change at her, instead of handing it to her like a sane person.






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RUSchittingMe316 reads

you post this time-waster.  Please, go fuck yourself.  And do it now.
Thank you!

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London Rayne223 reads

LMAO...well played! I was being nice in my reply, because I just don't have the energy today ha ha.

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Posted By: Ridgetucky
I have read this so many times on a Provider's website.

So the next Provider I date I am going to get one of those envelopes with the bubble wrap inside and then superglue the flap then staple it shut like 20 times.  

That will be damn hard to open!!!!!!!!

I can't wait to see a half naked Provider standing there struggling to open that envelope while her tits and hair go to and fro.  And the veins in her neck pop out trying to get to that $300.

Buck up gals.  There are worse ways to make a living:)

Damn, I really think this may be a new fetish for me.

RT

Lmao TFF!!

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RedheadBombshell217 reads

"So the next Provider I date I am going to get one of those envelopes with the bubble wrap inside and then superglue the flap then staple it shut like 20 times. That will be damn hard to open!!!!!!!!
 I can't wait to see a half naked Provider standing there struggling to open that envelope while her tits and hair go to and fro.  And the veins in her neck pop out trying to get to that $300."
 
 Hmmm............wonder if a Provider bobble-head doll with hair and ta-tas going to and fro might be the next hit novelty gift. ALMOST as genius as the Pet Rock. Not even close to the brilliance of Chia-Pets though.
     RT, you innovative genius, you inspire me to think.  Stop that!
                                                                                            Lil Dez

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ChiefRedbeard268 reads

Let's see.  $300 an hour and she takes 12 minutes to open the envelope.  That is a $60 joke!

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London Rayne252 reads

if that were the case. If you have a problem with how some like doing things, don't see them. I am sure there is no shortage of desperate hookers that will fk you, so why waste time with the ones whose practices annoy you? Seems pretty simple to me.

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saturnsky190 reads

At least it's better than the same old regurgitated chyme that some on here puke up.

Having said that...it would be interesting if she was "checking" that donation and made you wait..ooops, half your time has gone by while she attends to your "envelope"...might want to rethink this one RT.

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anonymousfun267 reads

And you no guts to boot. Using an alias to post. You are lame dude.

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