I'm calling BS on a few of these ...

I do like a lot of sex, but I am hardly freaky and I too call bullshit on a couple of these.

I can go along with their view on DP, I have never done a MFM nor do I ever intend to. I have had a lady fill one hole with a toy while I filled the other just like they suggest, so in my book they got this one right.

Moaning? I guess the writers have never been with a screamer. I have had moaners, screamers, and every other kind of noise a woman can create. It's hardly every woman, and very few are vocal the entire time, but I call mainly bullshit on this one.

I am not really a fan of dirty talk, but I have met plenty of women who love it and virtually demand it in order to get off. Once again I call bullshit on MH

Facials? I call a huge steaming pile of bullshit on this one. Once again it's not something I really care about, but the very first time I did it was when a civvie GF literally begged me to do it.  

and lastly, instant erections? I am well into my fifties and 99% of the time I am as hard as a rock well before my pants are all the way off. The is by far the one that is the furthest from my personal experience. From reading reviews, maybe I am an exception to the rule, but unless she's a woofer, or I am either REALLY drunk or have had sex several times already that same day, getting hard happens in the blink of an eye for me.

All in all, I give MH a flunking grade on this article

I think there's a lot of truth to these, in general. But there's always exceptions. For example, I know some providers who love double penetration (eg dick + dildo), COF, and dirty talk.  But I've never met any who talk dirty and/or moan non-stop (maybe it's me, on not moaning non-stop LOL).  As for the thing about instantly hard... that's almost always the case for me when seeing a provider. Dunno why, may have something to do with having the lips and hands and mouth of a beautiful, sexy woman all over me starting the moment I walk in the door.  

I've had offers to do a DP with civies, but bowed out for various reasons, COF, yup been there done that ... had  that requested back in my dating life and I "came" thru on the requests. Been with dirty talkers and moaners, but none "non stop". I can't fairly answer the "hard on" thing because I have to take Rx meds (no, NOT vitamin V, or other boner pills") that cause hard on's as a side effect ... oh darn!  

So as I read the article I said, "Ha! Bullshit" several times.

Absolutely some might really love those things but when you mentioned provider, someone who is being paid to pretty much like everything, or at least tell you she does, well you know what I mean.

so having a discussion about what women really enjoy sexually is rather difficult to have with such men.  

Now if the discussion is about what do women tell you they like when having sex for money, now that's a discussion they can have.

Understandably a LOT of hookers simply "like" what is the least work, puts the least wear and tear on the equipment" and still gets the guys to come back. What a woman does for "fun" is quite a different matter. Wouldn't you agree?

without my asking or even suggesting will ask me if we could do such-and-such because they love doing it. And while I know there's some fine actresses out there, it is possible to tell if a woman is really enjoying herself.  

That's why I'm glad I've never met a provider who moaned non-stop.  (My ATF doesn't moan much at all--she's more the "oh fuck... FUUUCK!!" type.). I'd be willing to bet a large sum of money that there was some exaggeration involved with the providers who moan non-stop.

I've experienced all of these things.
The double penetration thing happen when I was in my 20's and didn't realize it was in the mix and did not like it at all.....but all the rest...yeah.

exceptions seem to always challenge the "rules".

I'd say the DP gals are in the minority (whether civvie or in the hobby) so they may have this one mostly correct.  

In my experience, most gals are vocal in their own way. It may not be over-the-top porn moans and screams, but sounds of pleasure, exclamations of surprise and grunts of effort don't seem to be very rare. I've met far fewer silent sirens, so I'd say they got this one mostly wrong.

Since I stopped being a wuss and got more comfortable with initiating a bit of dirty talk, I've met few gals that didn't get some fun and enjoyment from returning a bit of their own dirty talk. I guess  if you can lead it, most gals will follow and have fun with it. So... I think they got this one right only for those guys that are afraid to open the door and make a gal comfortable with some smut talk. My guess is most would enjoy it, but need a guy to initiate it and show them that it is OK to drop an inhibition/taboo.

I don't think I've ever met a gal who didn't get some extra charge out of seeing that she could make me erupt; a demonstration of her power, control and ability to please. I'd agree most civvies I've seen don't want facials, but damn near every one has had no problem with a butt, belly, boob or mouth shot. Not every time, but life is variety. I think they got this one mostly wrong.

As for the last one? I still get boners all the time for no apparent reason at all. I'll be hard just thinking about what is to come, and most (not all) of the time I'll be ready for a second (or third) round without need for a lot of effort on the part of a lady I want. For others, poor health, stress, age - you name it, the same can not always be said. I just don't have the info to say where the majority might fall. I'd say the jury is out on this one.  

It'll be interesting hear more opinions on this.

I read long ago that what you see is hardly how it happened. It isn't all just one long continuous shoot. There are rest breaks, cleanups for mistakes, fake jizz, and so on. Even gonzo isn't 100% gonzo. Huge gushing cream pies? Bang away - CUT! Pull out. Hold your positions! Insert a special effect - resume banging, cum, pull out and SPLOOSH!  

I've been asked for and delivered facials but I prefer to CIM. Thinking about it, almost always closed mouth direct deposit CIM, not like the open-mouthed baby bird porn shots. I think I'll ask for the baby bird finish sometime soon.    

Never a DP. (For her, she probably thinks it's sometimes zero-P when I'm going at it.) Noises? I take what she gives and have never needed ear plugs ... or nose plugs so I don't smell the burning rubber  

Instant hard-on? The flaccid foreplay ends up on the cutting room floor. Depending on factors I don't fully understand, I am sometimes quickly to full attention and sometimes lagging behind.  

Although I greatly prefer the real thing, I do find some porn stimulating, but I can do without it

#2, #3 and #4 are rather lame and they go without saying.

#1:  DP: There actually are TWO kinds of DP (Double Penetration). 1)  Two sausages in the kitty: this is probably the one referred to by the article. 2) Two sausages one in each hole: kitty and anus: from what I see this is actually more common in porn than the former. Probably not only because it can be uncomfortable for the woman it is also rather weird for the actors to cross swords. Hell in reality they squeeze their swords together, ew...

DP is great to look at and get excited to but I don't know if I'm ever comfortable enough to do that IRL. Maybe I'd do it if I get paid or get to fuck for free otherwise nah...

#3:  Of course NOBODY got instant wood IRL. When shooting the actors work themselves up or have girls (sometimes extras hired for this purpose) get them up until they're ready to shoot. It's only recently I've heard about girls being hired to "prep" the actors

I feel very bad for the poor schmuck who authored that article; his sex life must be boringggg. First off, DB isn't something that's subjective to Porn Stars, many women enjoy Greek and DP. Constant moaning seems a little over the top and unnatural, but hey, I've genuinely couldn't control myself before. Men who are immediately hard, no thanks. That's what four-play is for. Facials are boring, how about CIM? 😏

Sex is too subjective, this article broad-strokes.

THREE kinds: DPP = double pussy penetration; DAP = double anal penetration; DP = one in the stink and one in the pink.

There are two kinds of triple P: AAP and APP and, rest assured, they've both been done on video. How? Use your imagination. They are called fluffers. There is some dispute about how common or necessary they are. In the Golden Age of fully plotted porn dramas, they might have been used off-screen but these days, the fluffer might as well be part of the action, if it looks good.  

But, as mentioned above, there's a lot of boring stuff that gets edited out

Getting DPed when you were not expecting it must have been very traumatic for you.  

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Or more specifically CIM. The other rest are not particularly important or even desired by me.  However, I will say that pretty much the second I know I am about to get laid, I do get an erection.  So I call BS on that one.  Girls that will let you CIM is sort of hit or miss.  I wish that every girl was willing to do it because that feels better than anything else for me.  But still, it's definitely not something that only happens in porn.