I'm da BOWSS. I just tell people that I must meet with a client or supplier and that I have an important business to take care of... Like, seeing a provider.

I start my day early and generally get home early so that helps, but when I need a reason to get out I like to use the.  I am going to Home Depot line lol.  What guy doesn't go to home depot and get lost for hours lol

"I am sneaking out for a couple of hours to fuck a hooker"

sorry, but I am too lazy to lie, and even back when I actually went into the office in the first place, the shit eating grin I would come back with, not to mention the "bed head" would have given me away even if I had bothered to lie in the first place.

In the middle of the day, its usually a doctor or dentist appt.  Later in the evening, its usually taking clients out to dinner, or a late meeting.  

1. Going to the driving range
2. Doctor's appointment  
3. Meetings
4. Going to the movies with the guys (we actually do this sometimes)
5. I've used the Home Depot one before
6. Happy hour for work
7. Appointment for car oil change/maintenance  

Aside from the oil change one, the others are ones that you can say the service was bad or you couldn't answer the phone. For the happy hour, it was just too loud to hear it ringing.  

Good luck!

Is it the 'norm' for men in relationships/marriage to have sex on the side simply because they are men?  Or are the majority of you who are cheating on your SOs doing it because you are not getting any at home? Not enough at home?  Not satisfying at home?  

Just curious...

The best that one of my friends uses is the shooting range. Best reason to not answer the phone too! It really is too loud! His wife must think he has anger issues because he shoots his gun an awful lot! Might even be a sharpshooter by now! te he he

Happy Hobbying,  
Seductive Sloa

Because I could go out during the day to visit a job and then sneak off for an hour or two without anyone the wiser.  I could also see someone late without arousing too much suspicion.  Weekends were off limits though.

Now that I'm single I can indulge on the weekends which is far more to my liking.

With the presence of iphones and such, the office is much more ever-present than it once was.

So I had to shop all over town to find my screws.  Yes, the d*mn drywall screws.  What did you think I meant?

That is a good cover for 1-2hrs in the afternoon, I still get a work out, and I show back up to work freshly showered and looking energized for the rest of the day