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I'll definitely use that one.

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Although this sounds stupid, it really is legit so read on.

The Mrs. and I were watching this movie "The Change-Up" the other night.  These 2 guys, one a married professional with kids and the other an underemployed single womanizer have their brains/personas switched (like Freaky Friday) because they're both jealous of the other.  Why would a single guy want to be married with a job and kids?  Fuck if I know, other than to fuck that guy's hot wife.

Anyway, the movie makes a point about how the single guys shave their balls and the married guys don't and their wives don't want them to, saying they need 'some cover down there' or something to that effect.  So the wife says to me, 'That's gross! You would never do that would you?'  'No' I say, now shitting some bricks because I do depillate the nutsack for my provider ladies who I think appreciate it when sucking my balls.  I'm not sure if they appreciate the ass shaving on my part but I do it anyway, who knows?  Good thing my wife doesn't know what goes on with her leg shaver when she's not looking.

So I'm scared now she's gonna notice one of these days (er weeks or months) when we next hit it.  So here's my questions:

Providers:  Do you appreciate those gents that shave the cajones?

Guys:  Do you shave the zones and if you're married or have an SO, what does she say about it?

Advice:  What the hell do I do?  Stop shaving?  Not if the providers like it.  What if she she actuall notices during the next sex session (whenever the hell that is) and gives me the 'what the fuck is this about? You're such a metrosexual.  No one sees it but me so why are you doing it?'  She already gives me this interrogation about my back-shaving and occasional manscaping to decrease the above-the-dick pubes.

Your wise and kind thoughts please.

-- Modified on 11/13/2011 11:57:56 AM

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Vespar366 reads

It's impossible for me to do on my own!

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Squeezylabeef332 reads

Get down on the bathroom floor on your back with all the lights on and legs up toward your head.  Battery operated trimmer in one hand and mirror in the other.

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Squeezylabeef276 reads

A necessary evil.  And every time you fart it feels like you're blowing a chewing gum bubble down there.  1st time I had to run to the John to make sure I didn't just shit my pants.

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fucktard_repellent390 reads

First things first, TER doesn't allow the alias JesusHFuckingChrist or I'd have used it here.  This is such a tired topic with an obvious answer.  Tell the old lady that her bush looks like a jungle and offer to trim it down.  Get a hedge trimmer and safety glasses for effect.  Then, tell her that it's her turn to do you.  When both of you look more 'scaped, stick it in her.  From that point forward, you have an excuse.

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fucktard_repellent255 reads

Will she even notice that you have balls, much less shave them?  For that matter, do you have balls?

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Squeezylabeef227 reads

Yes and yes Mr. Fucktard.

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repellent_fucktard251 reads

My ex wanted me to trim down there for years and I'd sometimes let her chop away but never shave me down.  Then, when I started seeing hookers I decided to do it.  When I let her know I'd done it (and she already knew about the hookers) it was just one more reason for her to feel like I didn't give a shit about her wishes.  And she was right, the cunt!

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scoed470 reads

I get it waxed. Much cleaner and there is no razor nicks to up my odds of a STD. My wife loves the fact I have a hairless nut-sack as she hates to floss with pubes. I can't speak for you, but my wife is more important than any provider to me. If your wife likes it hairy, I would keep it hairy. That is just me though.

Now it is hot photo time. It is of Caprice A form MetArt. Notice how her rear and private are hair free except for a small trimmed landing strip you can't see in this photo? I bet she waxes.

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Squeezylabeef295 reads

Waxing would be great if I don't end up ripping the skin right off.  Can't really get away with it though in this household.

Since wife never sucks my balls I'm less concerned about her thoughts, other than becoming suspicious of my hobbying.

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repellent_fucktard306 reads

I invest.

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scoed306 reads

Thank you for pointing that out. I meant to say "I don't SHAVE." Sorry about the missing "H".

I do both, I save and invest. Savings are great for emergencies, temporary cash flow issues, and unexpected opportunities and investments, not so much. But Savings don't generate income but investments can. Investment are the only way to go for long term goals.

Fore pointing out my error, you get a artistic nude. How about Bogdana B. from MetArt? See how nice and Shaven she is, or maybe she waxes. Ether way She is hot. I would let her teabag my waxed nut-sack any day.

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OSP241 reads

YUMMY! I'm going to bed and WISH! lol

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scoed292 reads

You will see lots of hot chicks from all over the net like Missy from Nubiles.net bellow. I think they all have nudes on them. I want good dreams too, and hot nude photos of women are very useful to having good dream. Have some nice dreams. I know I will. ;)

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Squeezylabeef264 reads

Posted By: scoed
Thank you for pointing that out. I meant to say "I don't SHAVE." Sorry about the missing "H".

I do both, I save and invest. Savings are great for emergencies, temporary cash flow issues, and unexpected opportunities and investments, not so much. But Savings don't generate income but investments can. Investment are the only way to go for long term goals.

Fore pointing out my error, you get a artistic nude. How about Bogdana B. from MetArt? See how nice and Shaven she is, or maybe she waxes. Ether way She is hot. I would let her teabag my waxed nut-sack any day.
Mmm!  I am so hungry right now!  I can't stand it!  That looks like one super hot and tasty sweet roll at the bottom of the pic!

Oh yeah and the pussy above it is alright too.

-- Modified on 11/13/2011 8:20:44 PM

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MP67296 reads

Next time you shave your face and throat, take that fucking razor all the way thru to your fucking spine and save me the agony of reading another one of your fucking threads.

How's that grabya? ;)

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Squeezylabeef224 reads

Don't read them!  And if you do and don't like them, don't respond!  Or, cut your own spinal cord so I don't have to read any of your horseshit.  How's that grabya?

Your respectful friend,
Squeezy

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Sidney Starr293 reads

APPRECIATE it! Now if you don't want to shave it all up, just keep it groomed and under control. The less hair the more fresher you will feel? That's how I feel, and I am shaved.

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JLee567270 reads

I like it personally on a woman just the way you describe, well-groomed but not completely shaved. The pre-pubescent look kind of turns me off if you know what I mean.

So I was thinking of the golden rule the other day of doing unto others as you would have it done unto you so decided to do a little grooming for the first time ever. I don't know about feeling fresher but I sure did end up with a lot of cuts.

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w104044a255 reads

Has anyone tried using hair removal cream like Veet on the balls or crack? It would seem a lot easier than the floor gymnastics described above.

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scoed266 reads

Yet anther Easter egg hidden underneath a EOM. Kaede Matsushima from Sexasain18.com is the name of this lovely lady. Enjoy!

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repellent_fucktard237 reads

Don't you dare post another photo where I can't see her ass and pussy!  Fucking fucker!
PS: why doesn't someone develop a hair-removing cream for the genitals?  I'm tired of shaving!

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scoed280 reads

It is of Divina A from MetArt.com. By the way if I post a photo not showing her rear and pussy, What happens? I doubt you would do a thing. Damn, internet bully, you should be glad I love pussy and rear!

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repellent_fucktard215 reads

You sentence has been commuted.  For now.

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LuckyIrishPrick254 reads

and that it is a completely selfless act on your part to spare her from having to wash the skid marks out of your drawers.

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Squeezylabeef220 reads

I'll definitely use that one.

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Claudius42310274 reads

and if the wife complains about your going metrosexual tell her that it's your way of trying to get her more interested more often. if that isn't a good thing from your POV then i think the campaign to stamp out dingleberries is excellent.

ORRrrrr.... you could simply be developing a loathing for your own body hair. tell her you don't need to seek counselling since it isn't interfering with your life. you just can't stand being so hairy. (that way it fits in with back shaving you are already doing.)

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