Here's a question for all hobbyists.  
    Which of the following is the HOTTEST SEDUCTION that a provider can provide a Hobbyist?

She runs off with your cash, credits cards and your car keys.  You wake up wearing a gimp suit and clown make-up with your drivers license taped to your ass.   Hotel security has already notified your wife who is very concerned about all this.

a secondly, I am not doing the first senerio with a provider period.  

"WTF, are you out of your fucking mind???!!!"

I don't find it the least bit "Hot"

as for option number two. I get "seduced" by providers at hotel bars at least ten times a month. While I enjoy it, it's pretty routine for me. Actually, being seduced 10 times at a hotel bar used to be nothing more than a pretty good weekend for me not that awful long ago.

Nice try Kitty, but you need to try much harder the next time you write a ThreAD

Option #1 sounds like a perfect B&S to me - blindfolded, handcuffed AND hypnotized?!! I'll make sure my pockets are empty before entering that room. I'll take #2 to make sure I'm getting what was advertised. If we hit it off, sure I'll do #1.

You all are as stupid as they come. First of all the only things that you should have in you pants pocket is cash, condom & Car keys. You don't bring you damn wallet into a motel room. You either leave it locked up in the glove compartment of your car or at home. I truly do not think that if the Provider steals your car that she'll be stupid enough to try and unlock your glove compartment of your car just to snatch your wallet. If she does then She's a crack head and is giving other providers who don't do drugs a bad name.And it seems that you have attracted the crack head types. Which is probably the only types you can afford or want. Me......I am drug and disease free so I don't need to steal any man's wallet for any reason

I never said anything of the kind, just that I would NEVER agree to option number one, nor do I find it the least bit sexy.

I am going to go out on a limb and assume you are using "flat mode" and did not mean to respond to me, but for the record, I have been bringing my wallet, Rolex etc into sessions for more years than you have been alive. Insulting the guys that are your prospective clients is what is truly stupid here. BTW being drug and disease free doesn't make you automatically honest, but flying off the handle like this does make you automatically stupid. What the fuck is wrong with you girl? You write a ThreAD and then call the first person who disagrees with you cheap, stupid and broke. Yeah you are going to go real far in this business with that kind of BSC attitude.

You KNOW you want #1. LMAO!

It might help me think you are thinner than you are.  

A feather duster stuck up your ass. Now your trying to explain to the fireman that kicked down the door how it got there

A sense of humor transplant is indicated here.

You would already be dead. Why? Your vital organs would have been removed.  

Well Ok, maybe it was called for, but it was still mean. lol

A clock free night playing bingo or canasta, after the early bird special in a diner or cafeteria. Of course there will be some intimate time as well.

What say you Jack?  Shoot me an email asking me about it. I'll tell you the price, you can dicker with the price, and I'll gladly accept it if dessert includes some banana pudding with 'Nilla  Wafers.

Hot damn that's an exciting date!

But I have the "Logan's Run" mentality when it comes to this biz. No one over 30. lol.  

I go all out to use the PC expression for "fat" and YOU dont even appreciate the effort. Tobi would be proud of me!

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GaGambler,
 That was not meant for you. That was meant for those who over dramatize what I've said. Another thing, I'v been doing this for going on 20 years.  And I've made $3,000 to $5,000 in 10+ hours from the age of 19 to 30.  

Jinx_The_Cat,  
 You have over dramatized what I have said

I never listed bowling as a hot night out.

You'd rather fuck a bag of bones. And I'm  not fat. I just have more to love then the boney ass bitches that are out there.

In the 70's??? Now I'm just shattered! Damn Jack...



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You want some respect you don't slam women thinner than you. Because those "skinny bitches" can and will pull out the fat cow routine and I for one will support them.  

I just like a gal that knows when to say enough at the dinner table and someone that works out from time to time. Honestly, is that too much to ask?

Where's our fave BSC Chicago gal when we need her eh?

and once again you are attributing things to me that I NEVER said. Where did I say that all providers, or even some providers will steal my wallet?

If you have something to say to someone, I suggest you say it to them, not me. Quit using flat mode as well, it is most likely the reason that you keep responding to me instead of the person you mean to respond to.

As for judging, I judge people by what they say here, when you say something to me that's stupid, you can bet your last dollar that I am going to call you on it. If you want to take issue with me, fine, but just make sure it's an issue with something that "I" said, not someone else.

Dunphy is a dick, but I'm against slamming anyone for their body. "Boney ass bitches" is just as venomous as "calorically challenged."

A person who is fat and I mean with a BMI that actually says "you're fat" bitches when someone calls it like it is. If they don't like, lose the fricking weight and quit crying over what is a fact.

It's the same epidemic there....every kid has to be awarded a trophy just for showing up.

No kids but I see this all the time with friends kids and even how they are brought up...sad and not exactly the best way to go from Mommy and Daddy's little Prince or Princess out into the real world.

I am sure the OTHFBC will give her a lifetime achievement award. lol

and H+T if you want to be on the "dark side" come all the way over. It's not "lose the fricking weight" It's "lose the fucking weight, you fat ass cow"

as the good doctor just said, drop the "PC candyass words" and say what you mean.

You fucking rock GaG. I could lay good wet one on you for that post

Possibly the wrong body type too. Pity because I do like my Asian guys.

I think you are taking yourself way too seriously for a Thursday.  Just curious, what color is the gimp suit you use for these activities.  It's my understanding that GaG may be interested in trying it out.  He's getting bored with the whole meet in a bar go up to thte room routine.

FAT!!! lol

I tend to gravitate towards "spinners" but the woman I have been seeing the longest, about 7 years now, is 5'7" and about 125. At twenty five, she is getting to be a bit too old for me, but that's a different matter. lol

and yes, the math is correct, I met her when she was barely 18, she told me then that I was never going to get rid of her, and I guess she was telling the truth. She "retired" from P4P years ago as she really didn't like fucking old guys for money, but for some reason she still likes fucking this old guy, no accounting for taste I guess. lol

... donkey.

He's one of the few posters here who readily admits when he is wrong.  

and is a proven stalker, thinks that Wendy's is an upscale place to take a date, Fuck the list goes on and on.

and your last sentence is spot on, I have been to the "donkey show" in TJ and me and the donkey have nothing in common except a willingness to fuck young chicas, OTOH I freely admit to being an ass. An ass who may be wrong at times, but not this time.

BTW, what do you mean "too much money" on booze and Chicas??? Define "too much" please

Am not attracted. Work wise, well I get paid well to deal with that. Again, not a problem.  

And I define "too much" as anybody that gets to get liquored up and that gets ass more than me. Lol. You see, I am jealous of you. Oh no, that's not right. I am envious of you. Lol.  

fisher said "one of your kidneys." You can live with only the other one.  And now, a rhetorical question. Are you the biggest tool on the planet?

#1 doesn't appeal to me at all.
But honestly, I prefer just the regular hotel room incall.
A lady's attitude is what seduces me, not any particular script.
When she brings good energy and a good vibe, then we can hopefully connect and feed off each others energy and have a fun sensuous romp

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especially as often as THAT idiot changes handles.

and as for getting liquored up, it's five AM where I am, I must be getting old because I am thinking about getting started, instead of still being drunk from last night. Vodka does sound like a great breakfast. Good thing I am boarding a flight in about 10 minutes

Pura Vida Perras

I realized that after the post went up. That he only said one.

But, this is not something exclusive to us fat girls. The body positivity movement has done us a great deal of good, but it goes the other way too.  To go as far as claiming superiority over "skinny bitches" (which is what you implied by the bag of bones comment) is just wrong. Body shaming is wrong whether one is fat shaming or skinny shaming.  

This Quote made my day! hahahah

Of the two choices, I would choose number two. I don't do the bar scene. Even though I dislike the bar scene it beats the hell out of being cuffed without consent let alone safe words. I like bondage with someone I trust with proper negotiations and safe words. But that is not what you described. Cuffing me minus direct consent would be considered a hostile act and I would respond to it as such. Then the whole hypnosis issue. I would never consent to that. Number one would guarantee a bad date for all. Beds would likely break as I free myself and people could end up hurt. There is nothing sexy about number one.

I've seen gagambler's posting history... I stand by my statement.