Ladies,

Perhaps you can help me out here.  I've been in the hobby for almost six years and try to keep up on my reviews.  When I have a good experience, I provide a good review.  When that is not the case, I'll skip the review as to not offend anyone.  Back in the day I had a bad experience and the girl went nuts, almost costing me my career and family.  That being said, there are reviews that are a few sentances, and others that are chapters long.  I tend to be wordy in an effort to share my entire experience with fellow brothers.

Not specific to the length of the review, I'm more curious as to how you prefer the tone to be.  We can get our message across as gentlemen, in a respectful, erotic point of view, or we can use guy-talk right out of the locker room.  For example; I flipped her over and pounded her cunt like there was no tomorrow until I left my deposit in the bag, has the same meaning as I entered in doggy which revealed her beautiful backside.  Gaining momentum, I waited as long as I could until I couldn't hold out any longer.  After orgasm, I was exhausted.  Is either more appealing?  I try to lean towards being respectful, but maybe I'm missing the mark?

Let me know...gentlemen, please feel free to comment as well.

I'd love to write any review of you, London.

the locker room ones have their place. I love how mine are all over the place- it's good that at least one of my reviews should appeal to someone thinking about engaging my time.

I do wish gents would include a bit more about personality. Because even if they don't realize it, it is very important in terms of connection, which sets the scene for chemistry, which in turn sets the scene for fireworks. But as London said, it is what it is.

First of all..Both are not the same..

With some hookers, I have had slow and sensual sex. With others, fast and little rough.  The first one (good use of words, BTW) is fast and rough and second one (good use of words again...) is slow and sensual. Both invoke different imagery.

Not all guys write reviews, but real men wouldn't be afraid to say the way it is..No sugar coating...

Good, Bad, and the Ugly... Report the way it is if you are going to write a review.. Again, nothing says you have to...

I enjoy writing a good review as much as I enjoy writing a bad one..

the scene I set, the extras I buy, and the perks are rarely mentioned...there is so much more to a multi hour date, than just the damn sex. I appreciate it when guys mention the entire package offered, and not just the acronyms, or I could just charge 150 for a damn blow and go, to get those reviews!

I can recall a certain Houston Reviewer, who I spent 200 bucks on (dinner and yellow label Champagne), and he did not even mention the shit! Then, he only gave me an 8 in performance because OMG, I could not fk him like a porn star. Well, you could have found some BP chick to do that for half of my rate, and met her at the Motel 6 vs. the Suite at the damn Omni, that I reserved for us!

It is really annoying when you do in fact go all out vs. just spreading your legs, and are not given credit for it, so thank you to the guys who do notice more than a warm hole to fill.

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Make sure you add in enough of the bullshit so that your fellow "bros" can expect the 10 O's she experiences....and the "falling into each others arms...like long lost lovers".

Those are important to the boys who read those reviews.  Nothing like medium rare bullshit.

They also love it when you have to mention the magnums...very very important.

Hey...thanks for writing only those reviews that are good.  Certainly wouldn't want to let a hooker know she needed to shower.  Let the next jackass tell his "bros" about it  LOL

Good points guys, I'll make sure that I provide warnings to not so good experiences.  My bad.  Always learning...

If you have a bad experience, you can say so in a tactful, but honest way. You don't have to call her a bloated beast, to suggest she is maybe 10 lbs. heavier than the photos illustrate. If she was a 10 in looks, don't just give her a 10 in performance when she barely rocked as good as that 6 you saw last week. Too many men allow some bullshitting and eye batting to fk with their judgement, and as a result, we have inflated scores for some, and not enough credit for others. If she was a 6 in looks and a 10 in performance, give her credit for that. Don't just knock her performance because you were disappointed in how she looked.

Yes! You are so right!

When I read a review sometimes it is obvious the guy just required a warm body and other times the reviewer wanted a true "date" experience.  Part of this comes from the different reasons guys get into the hobby.  If all you want is a quick FK then the rest of the atmosphere is probably gonna get noticed.  If you want an all-star experience then it is more likely the extras will be noticed.   Personally I find the extras a very nice touch and try to mention my appreciation to the lady. Personally I got into the hobby for dates with ladies that I consider top-shelf providers and not just anyone who would accept my envelop.  Everyone has different expectations.  Also keep in mind not every guy is a great writer.

But that's ok with me!

Back to the op, I should add that I do get a kick out of reading what people have written about me. Some do a better job then others. I think the most important thing about writing reviews is to describe your own experience...without input from the lady as far as what should be written. The only thing I request to not be included in my reviews is specific location details. Other than that, it's up to the reviewer to share his story.

xxx
Jinni