I once posted an ad..400lb, 3 eyed, toothless troll seeking.. I was amazed at the response I got. Those that got it.. laughed alot...
Now do I believe I am that.. Hell no. Nor am I Barbie. But, I am only as sexy and hot and I feel and that shows to the world...
Answear to your qeustion. Yes, I am a soccer mom with a secret and still feel like a MILF, I am still sexy. sexier then most women in my private life...
when the gentlemen email me they tell me they are all gentlemen and respectful, and in good shape, blah, blah, blah.. Do they all belive it?? I am sure they do but, I could argue that with one or two of them.......
I’m fairly new to the scene, so sometimes you have to learn from experiences...Anyways, I seen a provider recently and I left very dissatisfied ( review pending) She was kind and nice, but definitively not what I expected…I like all kinds, but my preference is the older, hot mom, Milf type….So I decided to arrange a meeting with a lady in her 40’s, so she says in her rs2k ad, when my initial arrangement canceled me…While on the phone scheduling, she made it her point to let me know what time to visit because she had men lined up.
How special I felt.. NOT! Upon arriving, I was standing outside on the sidewalk with my cell phone looking for her unit. I was so embarrassed. Upon her opening the door she looked worse than I expected…I'm not here to be mean or ruin anyone’s reputation…I just want to be honest and eliminate anyone from having this bad experience…Having seen 2 prior girls before seeing this lady, my expectations were pretty high…My first 2 ladies were classy, clean and very professional about their business…This particular meeting, was the complete opposite..
I wasn’t attracted to this lady after already paying, but I drove an hour and I was already in the door…I didn't want drama and I was already very nervous. So I figured, I might as well get my moneys worth…We went upstairs and we got right into the action…The place wasn’t very clean and her hygiene was terrible…I would bet money, that she didn’t shower before I arrived…I could not do everything with her because of this, I was freshly showered, brushed my teeth and even applied scented body lotion, so that I smelled good…She didn't even make an attempt to clean herself up for me…As when I went down the smell was unbearable! Not only was her Y, very bushy, the smell was so bad! I couldn’t believe it! So, I decided to have her give me oral and I wanted to get my 2 pops in and get out… I never showed my displeasure or dissatisfaction…I maintained my gentleman attitude, and was very respectful.. She wore dark lipstick and I had that all over my privates .While I was in her bathroom she said are you using my bathroom sink??? I guess some guys never clean up after?
I noticed that there were used condoms lying on the floors in the corners of her bedroom…On top of that, she bad mouthed a provider and insisted that I never see her! I found this to be very unprofessional! Not only did she bad mouth her, she criticized her looks, her performance and her character…Telling me the provider will CBJ etc. How would she know? Does she supervise? When I mentioned that the provider she was badmouthing has stellar reviews she shut up. She also called this particular lady a “Scam Artist”…In her words, she said,” Stay Away From Her”…She then decided to give me names of “her girls”…She did her best selling job, trying to refer me to her clique of ladies…Saying, “These girls are the best in Chicago and they provide the best service”….I was having none of that, but pretended like I was listening…My main problem was, she wasn’t attractive, her hygiene was terrible, her place wasn’t particularly clean, she gossips and dressed like a 70’s street hooker with her main focus on another Chicago provider…I know, the question you might have is, then why did you proceed with the meeting? My response is, because I drove an hour, and I figured, I might as well take some enjoyment from it…Also, out of respect for the lady, I already confirmed the meeting and didn’t want to be a jerk and leave…I’ll take this experience as a lesson
