This time the "man in the boat" is being eaten

by a maneater.  Wait! It's the same as when a man eats the man in the boat all men love to eat.

Are you confused?

I'm not

They Ought Ta' Put That Guy...

...out on the wing so he can help the jet engines during takeoff!

Sure would hate to sit next to him on a long flight...

under Hitler.  Their power has gone to their heads.  You question on thing they do and you are pulled out of line and they go through everything.

They made a guy take his pants off so that they could inspect his artificial leg...and they gave him no privacy.

We had to help a lame guy get out of his wheel chair so they could see if he was sitting on a bomb.

Made a little old lady take off her beautiful hat before she could go through security.

And we wonder how Hitler could have happened.

that was gross yet funny. That is crazy. Thanks for the laugh.

but several questions comes to mind:

What is it exactly, that the infrared camera is trying to pick up?

Do they think someone is going to sneak in a lighted fuse in their pants?

Also, there is something strange about the video.  I thought that warm objects appear brighter on infrared than the surrounding objects.  The gasseous emission appeared distinctly dark.  What's up with that?

Any security camera experts out there?

Warm objects appear lighter on infrared cameras.  The hotter the object the brighter it shows up on camera.  If this guy's fart was black, he must have ice-cold farts.  Also, you never see the guy's left hand.  I'll bet he was holding a spray can of something like compressed air.  They sell cans of this to get dust off of computers and electronic equipment.