cant find that shit anywhere, i was lucky one of my suitor gifted me with some

I hear reports that rubbing alcohol is not to be found.  I wonder if liquor stores have Everclear?

I know really people it’s just the fucking flu.  

I feel like telling some of my clients “You have a better chance of catching an std raw dogging some girl or suffering a broken marriage because your wife finds out about your little hobby than catching the corona virus.”  

People are just being overtly dramatic and irrational right now.

I hope America learns a lesson and stops listening to the hate filled media. They are the ones who are controlling America. Wake the hell up.

No I won't calm down. I will keep being happy and I'll tell you why...

I get overexcited.
 
First of all they're telling people that if they get sick to stay home. I'm no famous actor, politician or sport athlete. The other day I called my apt. girl friend for many years. I asked her if she has closed her business. She said no. I told her that even my dentist had cancelled my appointment this month. They were going to call me when they were able. So jokingly said that maybe she had gone in quarantine too. She said she couldn't do that since she needed the money. She is an illegal alien and won't get unemployment... and did I say,  she is a cheap hooker.  
So just like her there are millions who will not stay home if they are sick. She has a young daughter that already has a baby or her own. Like she says, the baby has no dad and she has to help with the expenses. She went to buy powered milk with the money I paid. But anyways.  
What about me and many others who have almost or minimum wage jobs, or that bosses don't want to pay for sick leaving or whatever?  How about all those of millions of homeless (well, at least it looks like that many) out there? First of all they will say that they have no job to stay home from and that they have a home to stay away at. Who will take care of all these with no health insurance? How are they going to tell about their illness when they are crazy, don't care, don't know or are afraid to say anything?  

Lastly, when things like these happen I kind of get excited and happy. Why would you ask. I don't know. But I have an idea.  
When I was young I wasn't very popular, specially with women. So now they are talking about "social distancing". Well that's not new to me. But as some of you know I'm not an antisocial. I know how to cope and that includes the hobby.  
So, when I said things like this at school or work it distanced me even more, specially from females as you would imagine. But it was my way to get even at society. So here I am. I am the guy dancing as Rome burns. I know, I know, it's also because I hate hypocrisy and whatever is called the way the News outlets work... and don't mention Religion. ARRRGGGGGhhhhhhh.  
Sometimes I see something worse happening like nuclear war or something. And as intercontinental  ballistic missiles are heading to So. Cal. I don't want to be one of the first ones to die. But I want to live long enough to see the destruction and death of much of the world.  
Some times I guess that people don't worry much about themselves but about their children and family. I have no one to worry about. So that's why I might feel this way.  
Ok, ok, ok, feeling better. I had to type that. This is how the News and over hearing people outside make me feel.  

So I'll just keep dancing and celebrating and lobbying as the craziness keeps going on.  

Burn baby, burn.