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Have you ever accidentally slipped a hooker analogy into a conversation?teeth_smile
jelloman42 10 Reviews 861 reads
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One of my guys at work was having trouble with a policy issue today...to illustrate a point I was making I came out with...

"It's just like going to a hooker...You may be paying to play the game but you have to play it by her rules."

...um...oops...

GaGambler384 reads

I will admit i get some raised eyebrows from time to time as very few men (or women like lopaw) admit openly to fucking hookers.

but I would NEVER make a statement like "you have to play it by her rules" because quite frankly that's NOT how I look at it.

I have done it multiple times in conversation just to shock people. Then I smile and joke around. It has gotten to the point where close friends and family roll their eyes.

"What is an MILF?" I was maybe too quick to respond with the answer. No further question as to how I knew.

That was probably the first time "milf" was used in main-stream media. It has been in use for years now, and doesn't have to have anything to do with hookers.  

Posted By: keystonekid
"What is an MILF?" I was maybe too quick to respond with the answer. No further question as to how I knew.

Roxanne I trust you!  

"Me!?! you trust me I'm a prostitute don't you ever trust me" gets them on the floor laughing all the time or when I do an outcall I tell them" Damn sweetie you had me walking up and down like a hooker on 42nd st on a Friday" lol who can you laugh at if not yourself?

an acronym or phrase will slip in. I just ignore them and continue on.

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