SouthernJezebel,

Thanks for the hilarious read and sound advice!!!

... because I want to fuck you like an animal.

I want to grab your ass as I press my crotch against yours, kissing the daylights out of you and then taking your clothes off RIGHT THERE and you will barely make it to the bed before I am all over you.

Do not expect me to be suave like James Bond. Expect that your lingerie may be slightly damaged. Don't complain about that later because you ARE being paid quite well.

Expect me to worship your body and eat your pussy just like you like it. Don't expect me to say mother may I.

And expect to be fucked. Expect to be used for my pleasure. And fuck me back like you mean it, baby.

And by the time I leave, expect that you'll be in love. But don't fret. It'll pass in a couple of weeks. Usually.

Fucking Aye

I knew there was at least woman on the planet that understood that fucking is fundamental. She's a keeper, whomever she is. Sleepless in Seattle? No fucking way. Let's fuck, we'll talk on Friday.

It's impossible to know if this applies to any individual woman ahead of time. It takes until at least the second sexual encounter with a woman to know if you can act that way.

When she says "Most women like to be fucked, and fucked well" and that women who feel otherwise are not the majority I have to disagree. The reason men (like me) who love to take charge are cautious is we've been burned, rejected, rebuffed, brushed off, denied, insulted and called everything from "pushy" to "creepy." Despite what the poster on cl claims, in my experience maybe one in 10 women actually appreciates a guy who likes to take the assertive route.

But the rest of the time assertiveness is met with aversion or skittishness. And the last things I (at least) want to do are turn someone off or, even worse, make them fear for their safety. I was actually told once that I scared my partner because of the "look in my eyes." No joke.

So I'm afraid that poster is going to continue to be disappointed, at least at first. Women have too wide a range of inclinations and moods, which are often well hidden behind layers of politeness and social rules, for most guys to read.

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"That's good ...
... because I want to fuck you like an animal.

I want to grab your ass as I press my crotch against yours, kissing the daylights out of you and then taking your clothes off RIGHT THERE and you will barely make it to the bed before I am all over you.

Do not expect me to be suave like James Bond. Expect that your lingerie may be slightly damaged. Don't complain about that later because you ARE being paid quite well.

Expect me to worship your body and eat your pussy just like you like it. Don't expect me to say mother may I.

And expect to be fucked. Expect to be used for my pleasure. And fuck me back like you mean it, baby.

And by the time I leave, expect that you'll be in love. But don't fret. It'll pass in a couple of weeks. Usually."

DAAAAMMMNNNN!!!! Where is THIS client???Is he an escort? Can I book an appt.? I'm single in real life  I am all for (and enjoy) sensual
appts. but at least 4 times a week (and usually when I wake up) I am looking for this guy! Off to go Jill OFF!! So horny now!

At the beginning of a session with a new lady I tell her to let me know if she isn't comfortable with something that I'm doing because we can always switch it up. I know im going to cum.  I want her to cum too  I start slow and go harder and harder and see how she reacts. Usually the second time around is better because now we know what we like.

Jd

I like slow genle teasing but THEN...

I do prefer that I not be forced to do it all myself!
Cute post.
lol