And you all ain't helping!

Supposed to be in Vegas right now! Party going on, which got bumped ahead, and I'm sitting here reading the lamest shit!

I got one forya. Let's say, for instance, I get ahold of a lady by phone and tell her I'm LP and I want to see her. Give her my references, they call or email them, whatever, and they say I'm(LP) good to go based on my past reviews.

So, I called from a number, or sent an email from a discrete account. How do they really know I am, or am not LP?

I mean, I can call you up from a fucked up number claiming to be LP, go thru the whole shit, and some ladies might be stupid enough to take that to heart and book with me, LE, or some psycho fuck for all they know.

Like I said, I'm bored, doing shit I wouldn't ordinarily do on a Friday night and thought I'd share something I was wondering about.

Educate me...

require you to send her a TER PM, you cannot fake being LP on the PM


Thank You
XLV = 4

Now I can expect all the ladies asking to see my drivers license when I show up!

Just kidding! But, that is one of their options.

The idea that someone here would masquerade themselves is unfathomable.  We are a proud LE fearing, condom wearing people.  I would say dental dam wearing, but that goes without saying, of course.

Your boring us!!!!
Just kidding,love ya man!!!

Or is it just me, and the fact I'm a loudmouth motherfucker?

Seriously. What's stopping you from saying you're MP and you want to see whomever.

Oh yeah, Mikey's a loudmouth, but he's harmless. I've been told this by some ladies BTW.

So you call her up, say you're MP, and want to see her at 5 tomorrow. Give her references like Allure or Tasha or whomever, going off of my reviews. They tell the lady, oh yeah, he's cool, whatever, and you're good to go.

NOW, you have to understand, I'm quite predictable. Most people know where I'm at or where I'm going. So, if a lady from Chicago calls Allure to check on me cuz 'I' want to meet tomorrow, Allure knows damn well I'll be nowhere near there tomorrow and that would raise a red flag. Know what I'm saying?

I'm just saying. Under this scenario, how do the ladies really know?

I hope you're being factitious.

Just the fact you jest about it might want to make ladies think about you and your cred.

Or me and mine, considering I brought it up.

Nothings perfect. And when I was drinking last night, it dawned on me.

Actually, speaking hindsight, that's why I talk with ladies and send them a pic of me.

First, I didn't think it was fair for me to see their's and they couldn't see me. But now I think it should be a pertinent deal.

Who's going to send a pic to a lady if they're LE or a crazy fuck?

I know that's opening up a can or worms, and that's why I'm posting it.

I go one better than that.  I provide my social security number and at least 2 of my 3 FICO scores.  The more they know about us the better.  Personally, I don't find providing all 3 FICO scores make a noticeable difference.  But I could be wrong.

tey compare cell number or email address.

LE or "crazy fucks" from sending a pic to prove they are not LE or a "crazy fuck". if the motivation is high enough, if the target were rich enough why wouldn't they?

I don't use one cuz I don't have anything to hide.

But those that do, they're not tracable from what I understand? So in the same respect, how can a lady be sure whom she's talking to?

But. If I sent you a pic of me so you knew what I looked like and who I was, and you sent it to Allure to confirm this, don't you think you'd be at ease when she said 'yep, that's Mikey' and when either of us showed up to the other's in/out call?

That anyone in the gubment can provide. How do they know it's really you?

If I tried hard enough, I can look up who you are, where you live, what you make, and your relatives just for the fact I have a computer and a credit card.

make contact via email.  email could be listed on a verification site profile. in email give the lady the hobby phone number you use. that associates your handle with the cell number for the lady.

if you claim to be LP, for instance, the ladies giving and getting the reference can match email addy and cell number. it's easy.

if you look like me you won't send a pic ever:

Have a good time in Vegas, but don't do anything to make the news, Charlie Sheen!!
(I'm killin' me!!)
Enjoy bein' passed around like a f*ck-toy, you lucky mother-fuckin' fuck!
(channeling my inner MP!)


And btw, you get no sympathy from me regarding your extremely temporary boredom, bud.
You know who's bored with no imediate prospects?
Me and my ass (in Mass)!!

I just told someone this over PM.

I'm getting ready to go to Vegas today. I've talked with a few ladies, as I usually do.

I can make a date, right now, with so-and-so, sight unseen. They take it for granted of 'who I am'.

Now, what's stopping YOU from doing the same thing?

You're Tex. You're on the boards a lot. You're known. Some asshole could claim he's Tex and use this to his advantage.

I'm just saying, I think the ladies in general should be more diligent about these things.

Someone said something about checking ID. Once you're in the door, you think, if he's a nefarious fucker, he's gonna whip out his ID? He'll get what he came for, without a donation.

Man, I'm just trying to look out for the ladies. That's why we're here.

Yeah, I'm gonna have some fun for sure! Romeo has a bottle with my name on it when I get to the hotel, though I'll be in a 'good mood' once I get there....!

And a little blond headed girl is gonna take care of certain other needs tomorrow.

i rather think that i've made the case that it is easy to make sure that what you proposed is very easy to prevent.

sure there are some ladies who are sloppy about that and won't check. part of my screening is to check my references and see if they've been verified. if a lady doesn't check my references... i'm not going to want to see her.

and would have to claim I was someone else.

I just stick with the cheap ones that don't screen.



HalfHour

I am assuming it is understood that I will submit myself to a lie detector test, blood test and retinal scan, if the provider wants to give me these things.  I thought that was a given in this thread.

> Helping me get a skunk out of my kitchen. Danged animal wandered in on Thursday and has refused to leave. I don't want to have to hurt or distress him. If you can believe it, my cat is totally unconcerned about the danged skunk, who has been eating his food. Which is good, I don't want to deal with a fight between those two.

> Helping me complete a roofing project as the temperature drops below 30. Although it is good exercise, once the temperature gets too low it is a bit painful.

> The compost pile needs to be turned. It's about 6000 pounds and it is done with a simple shovel.

> I still have about a cord of 14-inch cut wood outside that needs to be split. I already did the first cord so you have a head start.

you posted at 8am.......Did you run out too early. Prior planning is a motherfucker....LOL.

Hydraulic log splitter.

I say this from SE GA, a fireplace and a half cord of wood been sitting outside for 4 years.

about me, including my TER handle.  I will also say that I will send them a PM so they know it really is me and not someone pretending to be me.

I have a bunch of Elm. My 12-ton hydraulic splitter jams on it.

Everything else, that splitter is fantastic! But on Elm ... I have found that with a serious swing and an 8 pound maul ... I am more efficient than the splitter.