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Ever have a session that was so bad
LovesToPoundDoggieStyle 2331 reads
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that you began mentally to compose the review while still in the company of the lady?

Me, several times.

transcend2007399 reads

No, no I haven't.  I guess that is why I am sitting here on TER on a Saturday night.  Because a little AP (advanced planning) is well worth it in the long run.

If you only see highly reviewed providers you will greatly reduce your chances of, "having a session that was bad...."

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Shlomo Shlong Dong523 reads

one jerked me off with a blue janitorial glove, while redneck hubby was in back of hotel in pickup truck with shotguns. This was NOT to be believed in St. Pete Fla.   She robbed me too.  (This was pre-TER)
Still, the most fucked up experience for me in the hobby!!!   She was NOT kosher.  ;-)

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meettheman1003 reads

I went to school in St Pete and though never hobbied there or back then, your experience there would not surprise me.  Further south and he'd have been in the room with a rifle.

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Lex Luethor424 reads

I mean, I guess it's OK that she's not into me, but I do wish she'd at least try to fake it.

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Not4lng1165 reads

Maybe you should tip better  :)

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Lex Luethor245 reads

..,.hence she gets the trip her performance calls for. :)

-- Modified on 1/12/2008 9:28:07 PM

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Jack Daniels223 reads

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Lex Luethor554 reads

...she thought ALL the women there were after me and only me. OK, it was probably true, but that's not the point...

I wonder if she still reads this site?

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balathazar509 reads

Have been with one provider, great girl, not one bad thing to say about her at all.

b-

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sleepydasher934 reads

I pick well, pay well, don't "pound", try to make the session mutually enjoyable as much as possible with as much mutual chemistry as possible, and have found it to a formula for great visits and the privilege of writing great reviews!

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kristysummers337 reads

Do you think the originally poster likes having sex doggy style?  But in all seriousness, if you don't feel any chemistry, I wouldn't even go through with it.

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WillHammerYou394 reads

No, but I've had them so good that I began mentally to compose the review while still in the company of the lady.

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Timbow484 reads

Yea like when she takes her shirt off and you can see she had trouble having those two babies .
Love it when people in reviews forget to mention how fat the stomach hangs out all wrinkled .

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PattyHearst752 reads

I want my sessions to be natural & passionate.
The review should be an afterthought.  A way, way afterthought.  I have a very good body of reviews, but honestly I can tell when when I'm with a reviewer, I can see mental notations in their face and it distracts the living shit out of me nearly to the point of me losing interest in pleasuring them. You want to make things business fast with me start talking about reviews, your history as a reviewer or "getting that look".

I think a lot of people forget that the critique is not half the fun.

If you don't like the provider you're with-upon entry or within the first twenty minutes, pay her for her time spent and leave before going through f/s with her.

Trust me-we don't want to service people who aren't into us, because 80% of the time we're not that into you either.  Remaining just makes it uncomfortable for both of you.

-- Modified on 1/13/2008 6:14:07 AM

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ego_check1160 reads

Leave the donation, but don't go through with F/S.
That's a provider's dream, show up for 20 minutes, talk, then leave. No sex.
I hope if I ever see you, I am in your 20% category.

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PattyHearst628 reads

I meant that if I were a hobbyist this is how I would play it:

Upon arrival if I found her to be an obvious bait-and-switch, I would politely turn on my heels.

Upon arrival if I found her to be a reasonable approximation of her pictures, but "less attractive" due to photo shopping, differing weight, hair, body modification etc. I would play it by ear by entering the location, gauging my comfort level, her service level i.e. the space she keeps, amenenties, and her enthusiasm for having me as her guest.  If I felt attracted to her & not taken by her pictures I would remain.
If I found that I was not attracted to her, I would not follow through with F/S, would give her $50 for the 10-20 minutes of her time (however long it took me to gauge my comfort level), explain and leave.

I did not mean "if you don't like her leave $300 and don't let the door hit you on the ass when you leave"

RE: My 80% remark-I was speaking for providers in general.  You are not naive as to what we do-don't feign offense at a provider saying that the majority of women in this line of work would not turn her head at the majority of men she sees in the grocery store.  I happen to be attracted to a great deal of my clients, I climax with most of them, I enjoy their company & appreciate their attentions/gifts immensely.  My point is: don't remain in a situation where you obviously do not like the provider or the service she is providing so that you may run home and play martyr on the internet.  If you don't like what she's doing, she feels it and the energy is reciprocated if she's a worthwhile provider who tries. We DO NOT want to be in a situation where our guest is obviously displeased with us-you're not into it, we're sure as hell not into it and no amount of $$$ can change the discomfort we feel.  I'm a well-reviewed provider who has been in that situation a few times and trust me, I'd rather hand your $$$ back after 30 minutes and let you excuse yourself than to have someone force me to go through an uncomfortable session trying desperately to pleasure them when clearly I'm not their bag.  Why would we want to share ourselves f/s with someone who isn't into us?  
If she's truly a  ripoff provider, she doesn't give a shit either way-why remain (though in this instance remaining & making mental notation is justified for the sake of warning the general population).

-- Modified on 1/13/2008 7:08:31 AM

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ego_check325 reads

I understand, and hence the smiley icon.
Maybe we should shed the aliases, and make a date.

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Bostonguy57848 reads

Though I may not be having the time of my life I don't really think about anything other than the task at hand. Trying to find a way to enjoy the time even if the gal is not exactly what I expected is a bit more productive than writing a girl off in mid stream.

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balathazar989 reads

Did someone say naked woman? Where?

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Bostonguy57401 reads

Just find OFF's latest post!

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little phil350 reads

I was in the bathroom cleaning up after the first round, and was literally talking to myself about what a whack-job she was.  But, I did go back for more, because I'm a horndog.

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