Who would have thought Cracked would help with my vacation plans?  

The rates at The Daily Planet are quite reasonable.  I knew about the Bunny Ranch long ago but I thought they were terribly overpriced.

Australia - the most libertarian nation on earth.

Isn't there a good brothel in England?

Ladies just can't solicit on the street.  You don't have the LE worry we have.

In London there are incredible ladies available.  Strickly what I've heard you know, after all I don't partake of the temptation!  I'd never fib about that!

When I want to show my defiance of Highlights Magazine, Mad Magazine is not enough for me either.  I go straight to Cracked.  I don't feel I need to explain this here.