I'll wake up to that pain everyday! It hurts like fuck, but when I remember how I got it?! Shiiit!

That, and having bite marks on me are what turns me on!

Well, those, and the fact my pee-pee had a proper work-out. Like tonight, when a certain ebony lady friend of mine is gonna visit all the way from LV.

She's such a naughty lady!

Some ladies put their hands about their to support/brace themselves for leverage. That can be an awful lot of pressure for an extended period of time. Just tell your SO you ran into a table.

Better to sound stupid

I often have to explain to people in the office that the reason I'm bow legged on Monday AM is that I spent the weekend on horseback.