A while back, I had a doubles session arranged by a provider I had seen before.  She brought along a friend.  Fast forward about three months.  That friend is in a pool of providers that I am considering seeing.  So I email her, and reference a point of humorous conversation from the doubles session.  

She can't see me because of her travel plans.  But, she sends me a ONE LINER about that reference.  That one-liner was the wittiest, funniest and hottest thing I have read from anyone in this business, ever.  The context was simply perfect.  So now I am obsessed with seeing her again.  She has zoomed to the top of my must-see list now.

This kind of thing ever happen to any of you fellow hobbiests out there?  It doesn't hurt that she is drop-dead gorgeous either.

A witty woman is wonderful

stirring the imagination in the most eloquent of ways.  I've had the pleasure of knowing a couple of ladies whose communication skills would leave you wearing a sheepish grin all day.  I'm guessing that was because we knew each other well enough to do so.

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I love to chit chat (sometimes, too much, and there goes playtime!).  It's even fun to productively joke with the non-native English speakers who get my jokes and joke back.  

I had a great time with a very clever lady and we were joking back and forth.  I finally said to her, "I'm quite a wit, right?" and she said, "Well, you're half right."

Rim shot.

Unisex brain Your posts are sexy already and we women love to hear no less then you - as matter of the fact - it is a woman who loves with her ears... We love to listen.. continue continue please to share how you like it

A smart, funny, beautiful woman is the most wonderful thing in the world.  Only - they seem to be a bit rare in my experience.  Smart is sexy.  Funny is sexy.  And sexy is uh... sexy.  So when you find a woman with all three the mathematical implications are clear.  You have a woman with three times the sexiness of other mortal females.  I find it very hard to resist a woman that possesses all three of those attributes.

It seems as if intelligent conversation and fun banter is becoming a bit of a lost art.  So when a woman does take the time and effort to give me a kind, witty, or thoughful reply it often makes them stand out like a shining star.  You should always promote your best attributes, and if you have a quick mind - show it off now and then.  I guarantee it will catch someone's attention.  In a business where beautiful bodies are expected, a beautiful mind is rare and lovely - like a unicorn.  And about as common.  

My body is easy to stimulate, but stimulate my mind as well and you will have my undying respect and devotion.  I suppose it's one of the reasons I really enjoy role play.  It gives me a chance to see a smart, funny woman at her very best.  Well - that, and seeing her in all kinds of sexy outfits.  

All of my favorites have had the ability to hold their own in conversation and in role play.  My latest has unfortunately retired but she responded to one of my witty (ok that's probably stretching it a bit) emails with the funniest, smartest things I've ever read.  I immediately scheduled another session as well as brought her a nice gift for her literary masterpiece.  Wish she was still around.

Well, on a brighter note - the audition for a new favorite is always a fun and exciting process.

Recently, during a special date and while reminiscing about what initially attracted me to her, I mentioned that description of herself and of course she did in knowingly.

So right after that date, I sent her an email saying that our encounter that day was "extremely exciting, hugely hot, and fabulously fun."    Since I was half joking, she replied that she had a "little laugh" over it.

being called a shining wit by Professor Spooner:

....can make a "6" into a "10". And by that same token a "10" becomes a "4" if she has nothing notable on the inside.

have had the opportunity to meet some VERY smart and witty women in the hobby ( and the few that I am thinking of I hope you know I am referring to you) .  Yes, they are in the minority, but when I find a smart/witty/playful provider I try to keep visiting as often as I can.  

Brains + Physical Beauty = Bliss.

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