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Entertaining Reviews...?
decadentxy 32 Reviews 1875 reads
posted
1 / 20

Do you get off on reading the reviews of others guys w/ your favorites/ATF?

Curious if ladies are into reading reviews of their clients w/ other women?

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 564 reads
posted
2 / 20

I definitely don't get off on it, but sometimes it's helpful to read a prospective client's reviews to gauge their personalities/likes/dislikes.

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 417 reads
posted
3 / 20

But not for the reason you may imagine. Has nothing to do with getting off.. Since I'm sure none of us with the exception of Mr Fisher, :D look exactly like George Clooney...

People who post a lot have higher chance of being scrutinized for the reviews they have written. One provider, after reading my reviews, literally put me on a witness stand and started asking embarrassing questions to the point that I withdrew my interest and ended the communication...

cspatz 68 Reviews 429 reads
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4 / 20


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TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 405 reads
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5 / 20
Havana99 See my TER Reviews 520 reads
posted
6 / 20

I know it's competition but if I see a hot girl I'm attracted to and she has reviews, I read. I have been turned on but not frequently. Got kind of a voyeuristic type fetish. The turn on for me comes from more a description of the provider and the reviewer (which rarely happens) to give me a clear picture. Makes it much easier to visualize whats going on. But its ALWAYS about comparison and competition and the turn on never cancels that.

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 381 reads
posted
7 / 20
case321 31 Reviews 336 reads
posted
8 / 20

I definatly use them for research and know a lot of ladies use them to gauge a new guys personality. They are great in that regard if you learn to read between the lines and seperate the macho ego building bull shit that sadly is too prevalent. After I have seen a lady and especially if I plan to see her again then no. We all know there is no exclusivity in this hobby and we all share but who wants to know about it? For the time I pay for she's mine I don't want reminders that its all just a buisness proposition. Kind of ruins the illusion of course I'm even fooling myself for a couple hours. I will gladly give a good lady a good word if a guy contacts me for info and will reach out to other guys for info but just the idea of knowing what my favorite gals are up to with the next client just doesn't interest me.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 438 reads
posted
9 / 20

I would have responded as George Clooney, and threatened to sue your ass for libel for comparing me to mrfisher.

But since there isn't, then I won't.

I do like to read reviews of my favorites by others.  I like to see what works, and doesn't work for others so I can gain some advantage the next time I see my favorite.

For example, if he says he blew in her ear, and she shot out a gusher of an orgasm, that goes on my "to do" list.  On the other hand, if she kneed him in the nuts for doing that, then that goes on the "do that much, much later" list.

Kyliehunter See my TER Reviews 529 reads
posted
10 / 20

I find reviews to helpful when I'm getting ready to see a new client for the first time....I will often ask for wardrobe requests, but I find it fun to sometimes surprise someone if I already know in advance that he loves black lingerie and heels, for example. I do enjoy reading a review of my own for the first time because I'm often reminded of what a great time it was:))
And yes, I do find certain reviews of other girls very hot, esp if I know them!

BizzaroSuperdude 30 Reviews 369 reads
posted
11 / 20

to be just entertained.  those are the "encounters" which usually "go bad!"

I've written a couple which got others a chuckle... one bad review I wrote even got a giggle from the gal I wrote it about.  Are these intended to be amusing?  No, but the human condition is just that, "amusing."  If you can't laugh at stuff, you're probably a pretty sad person.

justanillusion 373 reads
posted
12 / 20

Being reduced to a bunch of acronyms is part of the game.

SoCalDreaming 342 reads
posted
13 / 20

I agree with Case321.After I lay down that unmarked envelope I'm off to fantasy land and forget for at least a little while, this is P4P. Reading about how the next guy rabbit f*&#ked or jack hammered my ATF down to China, snatches away my little fantasy like a fart in a hurricane.

Retired-Guy 319 reads
posted
15 / 20

I do thoroughly enjoy a well written entertaining review no matter who it's written by or who it's written about.  For me the best ones find the most creative way of conveying the experience without actually saying "we fucked for hours and she came 9 times".

I couldn't give a rat's ass if you had six orgasms or none.  I don't care where you went to dinner or how you mare her purr like a kitten, but I do find it fun when the occasional literary genius crafts a work of art that makes me chuckle or laugh out loud.  If you can tell a fairly entertaining story that leaves out your dick size I'll take a moment to read your body of work.

What we need is the TER Pulitzer Prize.  If there was a way to "Like" reviews in a variety of categories, then have TER aggregate the scores and post a top five list for each category...that might be interesting.  OK, now I'm in danger of being moved to the Suggestions & Policies Board

BTW, a quick perusal of the 1-2 ratings will also provide some comedic relief.

-- Modified on 6/27/2013 4:49:45 PM

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 343 reads
posted
16 / 20

Searched for two terms... "mustard" and "turkey". Didn't see any. So all good.. :D

iliketofarm 340 reads
posted
18 / 20

1. Those in which the client believes he brings the provider to orgasm.

2. Those in which the client is reviewing his huge package and not the provider.

LunaNYC See my TER Reviews 353 reads
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19 / 20
gj69 See my TER Reviews 406 reads
posted
20 / 20

I agree completely.  I can help me know what to expect.

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