LOL! he promised to father my children

"I_want_MPs_Children" would be a great alias

...and I am excited by Hearts attraction to him.

Mikey is a great guy with a lot to offer and as I read your reviews Hearts I see that you are an excellent provider as well.

My first thoughts are that you two were made for each other but that's not fair. And therefore my offer is this, I would personally like to chaperone the two of you in Vegas as we dine at a five star restaurant, that "I choose" while you two get to know one another better.

I can see a match here but you both have to really want this for it to work.

What do you say ???

Was giving some thought to aliases. I thought if the time ever came that I would feel the need to be so cowardly as to use an alias, what would it be? You came to mind luv as we are so close in personality. You know what I mean. "wink" So naturally my first idea was "MP67's wife" Appropriate? I promise you can still hobby when & where ever you please! CHEERS!

ROLMAO! Let's compromise. You have the children, I'll do windows! Deal?

So MP67 is morman??  Or just lucky?

fuck the taste out of his mouth. You know what I mean. LOL

Would be the nicest thing I'd hear all day!

Sure. Knock yourself out. But it's kinda moot now, dontcha think? I mean, you already professed your desire to use this alias under your handle. So what's the point of using the alias, lol!

Still, I appreciate the thread. Thank you, and have a great rest of the weekend!

Mikey

I'm too much man for one woman. Actually, don't think two can keep up now that I think about it.

Re: I'll fuck ya with a beer bottle !

I'll pass on that. MP's is much sexier!

But if I was it'd explain why I use Magnums....

Yeah, well you'd be even bigger if the fucking knife hadn't slipped during your Bris.  Fucking fucker.  Fuck!

You fucking suck dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a really shitty mohel.  Sorry about that tiny dick I left you with. Lol!

Your tiny dick is why so many girls let you fuck them in the ass.  You should thank me.

I'm in!!!!!!!!! MP????????????????????????

It's spelled "mohel," dickwad!  (and pronounced "moil.")  Watch out, or I'll lift your Jewy Credentials.

Kutcherpeckeroff. Shit!

I'm in trouble, huh?....