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Elks Ego Check ? I think Buffalo or Elephant
No_Co-eds_for_Scoed 242 reads
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Posted By: ego_check
Especially during elk season.
I think he has more to worry about with  Buffalo hunters .

Where out side of the bedroom/hotel room do you have sex most?

Where do you like to have sex the most?

The answer for me is the same anywhere outdoors. I love outdoor sex. Something about the great outdoors just gets me going and releases my inner animal. The worse part of winter is the lack of opportunity for sex in the wilderness, although I did get my wife to make love in an ice cave in the mountains last year.

Have any of you had an outdoor session with a provider?

Unfortunately I have not. :(

Photo is of Zita A from MetArt in the great outdoors.

But I gotcha, brother! Yeah, it's been a while since I've fucked outdoors. Too long. Wait. No we didn't.

I'm certainly up for it if a lady wouldn't mind indulging me...! ;)

No_Co-eds_for_Scoed248 reads

I like semi public sex..... it gets the juices flowing. I've fucked in elevators, planes, restaurants, stadiums, theaters, golf greens, while driving, on roof tops, on beaches etc.

No_Co-eds_for_Scoed243 reads

Posted By: ego_check
Especially during elk season.
I think he has more to worry about with  Buffalo hunters .

ego_check278 reads

Not sure about buffalo either. I do know they have an Elk season.
Did you ever hear the mating call of an elk? Just think of a mini Godzilla with a high and long pitch.

What we have is the american bison no buffalo. Now if you meant bison, there is Bison in Utah the wild population is protected and hunters are rare as only a hand full of permits are issued and they are for Antelope Island which I rarely go to. Plus there is not an elephant in Utah out side of Hogle Zoo. I need not fear buffalo or elephant hunters as they are in Africa and Asia not Utah. I think I am safe.

If you are going to insult me please get your facts straight.

!Drunk_Bully230 reads

links like both of us are getting shot down lol


and wheres that pm you were going to send me?  

If it gives her a sense of empowerment, she can knock herself out. It ain't all about me in the firstplace.

As far as the PMs, hold on. Gotta make another drink... ;)

shudaknownbetter265 reads

with civie GFs.  Never a provider...  just not had the right circumstances...
skb

...both with my ATF, who lives in the South.  The first was in a picnic area along the Natchez Trace.  The second, recently, on the deck of a beach house on the Gulf.  Totally, freaking awesome!!!

HalfHour292 reads

used to have sex in swimming pools often. Everyone had one where we lived.

We'd go to friends houses for a pool party and always ask for the pool light to be turned off. We'd pick a spot away from everyone in the deep end. We'd leave our suits on and just pull the loose fabric aside and slowly fuck while we hung onto the side of the pool. We'd still chat with everyone, but we'd make out too which kept most people from coming over too close.

The fun part was trying to hide the orgasms Since I was a professional singer at the time, I'd usually burst out some lyrics to a hard rock song in an outragous parody fashion (which I was known for at parties), people would laugh and think my ex (who COULD NOT have a quiet orgasm) was doing a parody of a screaming girl fan in the audience.

Then we'd both laugh with everyone!

That was some fun stuff!

:)
HH

Little Phil261 reads

She looks mighty fine to me.

Here is anther lady to keep the mod happy.

Medina A from Metart. It keeps with the out door sex theme form my OP.

I<3thickThighs313 reads

Offer her a sandwich, or the very least a tictac, or get her to swallow. lol

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