Death by Electro Stimulation  

2004 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance
Police were called to the Torre del Mar home in Malaga, Spain of Manfred Lubitz, 65. Mr Lubitz's body had been discovered wired to Electrical apparatus and investigating officer, Juan Antonio, at first thought that the unfortunate German national had been the victim of some gangster-style torture. However, the discovery of a VHS copy of "Hot Vixen Nuns" and the fact that the electrodes of the home-made 'torture' apparatus were attached to Mr Lubitz's genitals indicated a different interpretation.
It seems that Mr Lubitz was fond of the sado-masochistic application of electricity to his genitals whilst masturbating (apparently it's pleasurable)when a power surge hit his inadequately protected self-buil apparatus. The resultant spike caused a heart-attack which removed Mr Lubitz from the gene-pool.

Submitted on 07/31/2004