Has anyone ever requested for fun under the blankets, instead of on top? Is there a reason all sessions are on top.

The duvets in the incalls I've used are quite nice...

ost of my encounters are in (my own) hotel room, and I guarantee you, NOTHING is taking place on top of a hotel room's nasty, unwashed blanket or comforter!  That goes immediately to the floor, and any and all nekkid activity happens between the sheets.  I'm fairly certain the sheets are washed, at least at the hotels I stay at these days.  In my younger, cheaper years, who knows!!

The two filthiest things in a hotel room are the comforter and the TV remote.  I never fuck a hooker on either.

"Inside a $300-a-night room at one of New York's finest hotels, there was dried semen on the bedspread and urine stains on the bedroom walls."

"Regardless of cost -- from a one-star hotel room priced at $55 a night to a five-star room hotel room renting for $400 a night -- lab results showed traces of urine or semen in every room Primetime tested."

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Health/hiding-hotel-room/story?id=1507794

The bedspread might be changed only four times a year.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/TRAVEL/02/25/hotel.hygiene/index.html

I enjoy getting under the sheets. Of course, it's my own bed and I have nice bedding. I wonder how often hotels actually change the sheets on beds? Ewww  

You share the same name.

Fucking hookers on the remote was always my favorite, bend them over it doggy, lay them flat on the remote and pin their legs back, one of my favorites is to put the remote on its side and try to balance her on the side edge the entire time , while avoiding touching the bed. Great! Now I can't fuck on the remote either? Damn

I always have clean sheets in my car.. maybe I'll just bring them up along with my own towels

than is present in another human being's rectum...   for those who DATO and think that's safe sex...

you should ALWAYS request clean sheets asap when you check in.

I travel a lot for business and so none of this surprises me, but damn, it was a lot nicer when I wasn't necessarily aware of how nasty the comforter is. Can't tell you how many times I've traveled all damn day, got to my room, plopped down on the bed and took a quick nap on top of the comforter. Of course during most if not all of my incall sessions all of the action was performed on top of the comforter but I was blissfully ignorant.

One needs to remember that one reason Mike Tyson was not prosecuted only for rape but actually also for a few slightly lesser charges of sexual assault/deviant behavior many years ago was because the comforter on the bed of the nicest hotel in Indianapolis at the time had at least 6 and perhaps as many as something like 14 different semen samples on it -- and none were Iron Mike's.  The prosecutors were afraid that the pageant contestant who he raped would have been put on trial as if he was just one of many who she had sex with that weekend, plus this was likely to confuse a jury which would want dna proof, so they hedged their bets.  Since then, the comforter or duvet at every hotel I stay in ALWAYS goes either on the floor or into the closet immediately upon arrival.  (Hotels do not clean them daily!)

This thread shows why much of what is discussed on this board is mostly just plain crap. Even when some one who starts with a topic that can be interesting or even helpful the pack of trolls,stalkers, and living examples of the inequality --that there are more horses asses than there are horses. Rather than contributing anything useful they pile on like a pack of hyenas devouring a crippled gazelle.  After digesting nutritional meat it is turned to stinking shit. 8o( OK y'all stand back as the hyenas jump on this!

I go I bring my own sheets. I work with messy oils and to me it's a courtesy, not only to the person I'm providing for but the staff. It saves the bedding and it doesn't use up your towels. Some would rather not bother with calling housekeeping so I keep it simple. Plus it's a peace of mind that no matter where I go I'm not sliding around on anything other than what I know to be clean, and you! People do appreciate the extra effort.

Which gets super wrinkled after laying on it. I don't see how it can look so pressed without being washed/dried unless they take them off the beds and iron them. Same goes for the sheets, they are super wrinkled after laying on them too.

icky Barnes was a criminal turned Govt informant. Not just any criminal. Major drug lord and crime boss. Not judging. Just commenting.

I've learned something.

the light switch!

That's super fucking gross. Always on top with a sheet. Men sweat more than women and it tends to soak the top layer

I know when I go to a providers hotel incall, I sometimes think about who else might have been on these covers/sheets. I have had one provider toss off the blankets and sheets and put her own on the bed. I could tell because the sheets were a diffrent pattern than the other.

I know many people including myself iterchange the two terms. However I think the bedspread is the textile that goes between the mattress and boxspring.

But after having a family friend just die from a staph inspection picked up after a brief hospital stay, I'll take my chances in hotels.

I agree! The hotels I use always have a duvet, which is the slightly thicker sheet-like cover over the comforter, and it's washed as often as the sheets, so it's as clean as it's going to get.

"Anal Retentive" good one LOLOL

but I actually believe him when he claims he is innocent of THAT crime.

When he got out of prison he didn't come out with a bunch of fake contrition that a guilty man would say. His first words I believe were "I should have raped the bitch" I for one believe him.

I also believe he is/was a thug with no redeeming qualities that if were tried and convicted for every crime he ever committed would most likely be serving thousands of years in prison.

that every hotel was blathering at us to be "eco-friendly" and NOT let them wash towels, sheets, etc.?

where is Blowing Fucking Chunks? probably changed his handle again.

I stayed in the same 3.5-star hotel (Marriott, Hyatt, Radisson) in NYC for a week. One of my first clients made a pretty big skid mark on top of the comforter (which was pure white). I couldn't do appointments without it. I mean, imagine entering a hotel room as a client, and seeing a bed being stripped down to the sheets. So, I just dimmed the lights, lit some candles, and obnoxiously tried to avoid the spot.  

I like the topic being discussed.

I've read a bunch of replies but I don't know where to put this, so I'll reply to the OP.  

Spooge on the outlet...guy jacks off or lady jacks off guy and does not wash the crap off his/her hands just a quick wipe and bingo, residue on everything they touch...comforting isn't it.

People just loooooooooove to have 'dates' in them! Lololol