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UnfulfilledFantasies 2173 reads
posted
1 / 25
Doggy Style

It's confession time.  Of all the sexual positions, I've never really been able to master doggy style.  Maybe it's because I'm short and have a belly, but I've just never been able to get that position to work well.  Any suggestions?

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Bostonguy57 48 Reviews 834 reads
posted
2 / 25
Try Standing Doggy...

Stand on the floor and position the lady on the edge of the bed. If you are short a sofa or chair may work better than the bed.  Unfortunately the bigger your gut is the longer your dick has to be to pull off doggy...

Dr Who revived 1133 reads
posted
3 / 25
How about if you....

Lose weight and try wearing her heels?

Posted By: UnfulfilledFantasies
It's confession time.  Of all the sexual positions, I've never really been able to master doggy style.  Maybe it's because I'm short and have a belly, but I've just never been able to get that position to work well.  Any suggestions?

pleaseme 23 Reviews 1155 reads
posted
4 / 25
2 suggestions...........

Stop fucking eating and exercise!

AnotherDonJohn 1104 reads
posted
5 / 25
If you don't mind the social stigma,

How about wear a corset and stand on a hotel ottoman.

Is this you?

Littlestinker 1032 reads
posted
6 / 25
Easy !

If you look down and you can not see your Dick get off your lazy ass and get in fucking shape.

UnfulfilledFantasies 938 reads
posted
7 / 25
To those who have respond---Go Fuck Yourselves.... (eom)


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Littlestinker 881 reads
posted
8 / 25
Re: To those who have respond---Go Fuck Yourselves.... (eom)

My! My! sensitive are we ?

        Doggy for you will remain an Unfulfilled Fantasy  lol!

morecoffee 755 reads
posted
9 / 25
Since you can't do doggie you should fuck yourself

It is position you can practice to master in privacy. You then will not be embarrassed by fellow board members.

DT_lover 188 Reviews 954 reads
posted
10 / 25
Some things can't be fixed


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Dr Who revived 943 reads
posted
11 / 25
Crying...crying...

That was some good advice you got there sonny boy.  Now drop the fucking cheeseburgers and hit the gym.  When you can see your toes again give the doggy style another try  LOL  I can only imagine the look of horror on the hookers face when she opens up the door...and it's you!

DT_lover 188 Reviews 957 reads
posted
12 / 25
All the girls say doggie is their favorite position...

...so they don't have to look.

missariarocchi See my TER Reviews 947 reads
posted
13 / 25
Treadmill. I had an almost 400 pound client master that

And those were in my agency days. If you're that chunky maybe it's time to get a girdle.  

Oh follow Robbin's advice. Yeah that too.

Dr Who revived 953 reads
posted
14 / 25
Unfortunately with the OP it's not a carnal passion when in MISH

It's a battle to not drool and slobber on her, while trying to not be a mouth breather.

And for her....it's just a battle for survival.

I think he'd be better off sticking with phone (opening for Robbin to sell her cam sex site to the OP) sex...less chance of injury to either party.
Posted By: RobbinYoung
I do love doggie position, because I can rub my clit at the same time I'm getting fucked in the pussy or ass, but I also like to look and see the carnal passion in a guy's eyes while he's fucking me...so I always turn my head and look over my shoulder, and watch. ;)  
   
Posted By: DT_lover
...so they don't have to look.

shudaknownbetter 1112 reads
posted
15 / 25
Sorry, I disagree. Sometimes doggy is not possible...

Being short isn't a huge problem...  but your belly can be, especially if coupled with weight on the thighs as well.  Dr Oz observed that abdominal weight loss was like adding inches to your penis...    

Now to all the haters out there...  F*ck Off!  If the OP is out of shape & has no other health issues then he will have to settle for less than every position known to man.  On the other hand, I have a disability such that I can barely walk at all & d*mn well can't do many exercises.  Trying to lose by diet alone is very difficult.  Unless you are disabled, do not judge me or anyone else.  

The lovely ladies who I see, know if my situation...  more than I've posted here...  and are willing  to try anything & work around my challenges.  We are quite successful, though my sexual abilities are NOT assured going forward.  

To the OP:  the classic doggy (really several related positions) may not work...  I had luck with lazy doggy the longest.  You might want to give the T position a try, with your legs intertwined...  It's not doggy buy can work with a belly.  I had to instruct my lady of the moment on how to do it.  My old Joy Of Sex book calls these series of postions flanquette. (Though I found my favorite variation by chance.  I like it best with the lady on her back...  I cross under her near leg & over her other like an upside down T.  

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sympathyforthedevil 57 Reviews 914 reads
posted
16 / 25
my favorite position

Is doggy and then the lady is flexible enough to look over her shoulders, look me in the eye and then say "Hey baby I love it when I gt fucked this this way".  Makes for a good session.

HangingwithBears 962 reads
posted
17 / 25
Lazy doggie works well

And it gives the woman a nicer angle of penetration.

ROGM 929 reads
posted
18 / 25
Doggy Position.

Not my Favorite Position. The Provider I'm seeing seems to enjoy it. I do it mostly for her. I'm trying to like this Position. So far it's not working for me.

Ridgetucky 2 Reviews 807 reads
posted
19 / 25
That is SO FUCKING HOT!!!!!! (eom)


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WhiteKnighter 855 reads
posted
20 / 25
if you can't do doggie go to the gym or push away from table

Dude,

I am speechless.  

Of all the lazy positions for a guy doggie is the simplest.  Unless you are banging a fat chick when she is on all fours with her ass up in the air and knees spread a little with back arched the vagina is just hanging right in front of you.  It could not be easier to get in.  Most guys like doggie exactly because it allows them to go in deep.

Since you can't easily enlarge your dick you need to lose your belly.  Alternatively put one foot on the ground and the other on the bed and have her back up to the edge of the bed.  If you still can't figure it out then don't know what to tell you...  some people can't be helped I guess.  

Go back to humping the mattress and stop abusing these poor girls if you are truly in such a sorry state physically.  Hope you tip well and are scrubbing your folds to get the cheese out before you lay on these poor girls.  Posts like yours makes me respect these women who put up with this stuff even more - they are truly angels

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 834 reads
posted
21 / 25
Ask Your Provider for a Doggy Discount since she enjoys it. (eom)


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HooktardGold 1039 reads
posted
22 / 25
Have her bend over the bed, hike one leg up and bend it. Done deal. E.



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HooktardGold 1010 reads
posted
23 / 25
WTF... why post a question if you don't want answers?

I think your next fantasy should be to see a fkin shrink and get on Lithium.

missariarocchi See my TER Reviews 900 reads
posted
24 / 25
He kinda shuffled. -e-


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clarence37 37 Reviews 756 reads
posted
25 / 25
Hi there HG!

Ya didn't read the posts in order, didja?

When he posted his "go fuck yourself" note, the replies he had received included such sage advice as "lose weight, stop eating, wear a girdle, wear a corset, stand on the hotel ottoman (accompanied by a pic of an obese dwarf).  

Methinks those were not the answers he had hoped to find. Guess he thought the General Board was the place to ask for friendly advice. *chuckle*

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