Went to the famous Pat O Briens then the Cat's Meow last night, and got busted giving a bj upstairs. All the two security guys said was, "Not here." I was like, hmmm is there a VIP room or some shit? They did not kick us out, just made him zip up. It was about 11 seconds of watching the mirror while the morons were trying to sing Karaoke downstairs. I wonder if that shit is on tape! Oh well.

Anyone else ever get busted doing the deed in public?

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Was in the parking lot at a local lake.....about midnight.  Cop showed up and banged his flashlight on the window.  Lucky for us, we had only been doing some mutual heavy petting and oral.....and it was kind of cold outside so the windows were completely fogged.  All we did is pull our pants up (half assed effort) and pull down our shirt/sweater to kind of cover things up the best we could.  Cop knew exactly what was going on and was very cool about it....just told us we would have to finish up at home and to not get distracted while driving there.

Love it! Was the lawn boy involved? I haven't had much public sex so I can't say I've ever been busted.  I do recall a time when a top 10 provider in my area tried to keep me from leaving a party by pulling out my cock and sucking it while several people looked on.

Not one of my finer moments, and I am sure not his either lol.

Well, aren't you intuitive lol. We were not trying to get caught, and oh it was the Cat's Meow not Pat Os lol. That was before. I always get em mixed up and was pretty damn drunk.

I was going to put this story up later tonight, lol

I'm going to look for the video later...I will gladly pay for a copy. You know there was a camera behind that mirror

its nice that this board provides your brag and blog space

lr and mm sitting in a tree
no one gives a shit
especially me

im a poet and i know it

Almost got kicked out of there for smoking at the piano bar

...where we were parked I guess we weren't in a good spot (blocking them or something) and heard knocking on the front window and I whipped around (I was on top) and saw 2 guys waving saying we had to move.

They had a gooooooddddd look at my ass and some more. No clue how long they were watching either.

Never got busted once, but we were usually sober and too smart for the cops/security people.

Just got a very touching email from her a few hours ago.  In our sixties now.  When you were married to someone for 29 years, you remain a part of each other's lives.

In the backseat of a small car, in a medical clinic parking lot at night (Clinic was closed. Lot was empty), both of us buck naked. Immediately after CIM, she opens the door to spit and there's a guy standing right outside the door. In fact she almost hit him with the door. No idea if he just walked up at that time, or if he had been watching for a while or what. She screammed at the guy, and slammed the door shut, as I dove over the seat to the front to drive away. Drove about a mile buck naked to another parking lot where we pulled over to get dressed.

When I was in high school, I dated this Croatian girl. Taller than me. Huge tits!
Basically a Viking woman with dark hair. She was into witchcraft, and liked to fool around outside.
We were young, and went slow. But always in the park. On the grass. Behind a hill.
One day we found a pick nick table that some one dragged into the woods.
So we get naked, and use our clothes as a bedspread. We do it on the table.
Well... We don't really do it.
A green pick up truck pulls off the trail, and parks 20 feet away from us.
We notice right away, but these parks dept. fuckers are looking at my girls tits?!?
We weren't sure if they could see us at first. So we just stared at each other.
Pretty stupid. They could see us. We were like deer in headlights.
I can read lips. The guy said "Huge Tits" and pointed right at us/her.
I think thats why they let us leave without a problem.

It wasn't quite public.  "Semi-secluded" is probably more appropriate.  But we got busted.  Didn't get in trouble though.

When I was a teenager back in 1981, I was a junior counselor at a summer camp.  About two weeks or so before, I'd lost my virginity to a girl named Carrie, who was a counselor.  We'd made out a few times before then (and would do it more during the summer.)  Well, one Saturday night after that week's group of campers went home and after the staff meeting, we decided to go to an out-of-the-way spot on the camp grounds.  It was still a little light out.  We never thought anyone would be out that way on a Saturday night with an almost empty camp.  We were going at it hot and heavy and suddenly heard someone walking through, and it was one of the other counselors.  As we were frantically trying to cover up, he said he was there to check on something or another and heard us.  He was cool about it.

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Guys are just happy to see another guy actually getting a blowjob lol.

She  was under the table for my birthday  BJ . Our waitress noticed , she only winked .

My first time....was seduced by a woman that was 5 years older than me.

We met at her older friend's farmhouse in the country where she was staying for the summer and she told me everybody was gone.

It was a hot July night about 7 p.m.

We were going at it hot and heavy upstairs......both of us really sweaty.

A car rolls into the driveway, I tell her we should sneak down the back set of steps so we don't get caught.

She says no, we will go down the main steps and greet them like nothing was happening.

Right......so we go down the steps, Hello Mr. & Mrs. XXXXX....how are you?

They could smell it on us and see it as sweaty as we were!

I talked with the guy 30 years later about it when I ran into him.....we both laughed about it then!

Uh-oh...  Was the cop convicted of statutory?

Love it. I am all for the under the table bj...anytime, anywhere.

Never got busted doing that in public, done it a few times. Im down the street from the Cat's Meow never been there tho

The daughter didn't think he would even be there and took his keys and drove up in the summer time.

He showed up with his mistress...We were out on the back deck having the time of our lives. Lets just say we all had a very uncomfortable understanding. At 17 I learned the finer art of a bargaining chip.

Dear Ms. Rayne:
Not that you tour anymore, but where are you five favorite places that you have not had copulatory activities yet? Also did you ever get busted by anyone that you know ? Also did the person who caught you ever suspect you of being a commercial sex worker?

HS GF & I got caught parking at dusk...  a neighbor followed the tracks where I'd back the car into the woods.  Yes we were neked.  
A MILF & I were doing it in the bottom of a small boat on the lake...  anchored in a isolated cove.  We hear a motor & look up to see a single engine plane right over us.  We stayed below the sides of the boat & waved...  he waggled his wings.  She was pretty busty which he could not have seen until I moved from on top...   Yes we were neked.  I banged her on & off for several years...  At one point it "everyone knew" but no one caught us...  or chose not to catch us...

The Cecil County Sheriff's Office says it has arrested a former probationary state trooper on charges that he solicited a 16-year-old high school student for prostitution.



Deputies arrested 21-year-old ---- --- --- of Elkton on Thursday. He was indicted on charges of sexual solicitation of a minor for purposes of prostitution, solicitation of prostitution, and two counts of attempted obstruction of justice.



Authorities say in November, a 16-year-old girl reported a text message to school personnel. Deputies say ------ solicited sex acts for money from the girl, whom ------ knew through a common acquaintance.



State police say ------ graduated from the academy in July and was assigned to patrol duties in Easton. Troopers are on probation for 18 months after graduation.



A state police spokesman says ------ was fired Friday.

Hi

... hot & heavy @ a bowling alley!! My friends & I drove to a bowling alley, as we entered the parking lot we saw these two going hot & heavy in a Mustang!! You can see a lot when you're driving a van & looking down @ a Mustang!! Oh my!!!

I can't be the only one who "watched" TV under a blanket.

try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole family, then you got some real problems

stop projecting

The last female I was in a civie relationship with always promised to do the under the table BJ but never delivered.

So where we going to eat.

went to my first rock concert (America) stopped by a park and drive. Cops caught us and the rubber went flying. They let us go but I could not find it. Now my Dad is taking this car to work in the morning with his carpool. I looked all over and went to bed. After a few hours tossing and turning I decided I HAVE GOT TO FIND THAT RUBBER! And I did. Hanging from the review mirror. LOL Wonder how my life may have changed if I didn't find that thing. : )

as usual
how about you let her handle that aspect of your relationship
she doesnt need someone to take the lead
especially someone as weak as you

she has balls
you not so much
lol

Most men have had difficulty in getting one themselves so it is just a man code thing when we see another guy getting one.  usually you will hear "lucky bastard" getting murmured as the other guy walks away.

I like London (a lot) and I like you (a little), but all the personal shit between you too on the public board does get old.

And you gotta admit, Scrumpy's poem was fricken funny

In August, the simple fact she went down on me earned her a gold star, it was 95 degrees and so humid it was like
holding a damp sock over your nose when you breathed.
I did NOT think about baseball to make it last

I have a babysitter story, but I was not caught in the act.

There is no way to really make this story short. She was babysitting her little brother and called me around 10:00 after she got into her dads supply of liquor. Her parents were out of town so no chance of them coming home. Her dad owned a local security company that is very successful so lets just say if I had been caught, I would probably have cement shoes and be at the bottom of the Mississippi River...The whole time we were doing it I was thinking her little brother was going to wake up and tell on her and I was going to be killed me. I still get nervous just driving by his comapny headquarters, LOL

It won't be old if video does hit the web, it was a great view and the guys that busted us could not even look me in the eye.  Now that is funny

It was clever but he is still just a jackass

she started the thread and is more than capable of handling herself. It just so happens I was involved in her thread and thank God I was, could not ask for too much more lol.

I will tell you right now, my balls are not what you should be questioning. It won't be favorable for you. I can understand your reaction though, if I were you I would be jealous of me too. It was a good night, and the story got a lot of reaction. What have you contributed? Actually who the fuck cares.

Stay tuned more to come, I will be looking forward to your drivel it gives me a good laugh.

Good nite Dump_Master

I was having sex with my ex in our friends VIP room and we got told 2 leave. The next day I must admit I did not remember and he thought it was cool LAME! One of the reasons I no longer date him.

You sound like a grade schooler about to hit puberty.

I know I know. Misery luvs company you miserable pvcker...

I already told you to lighten up bebe but you can't seem to hear me lol

Laugh a little, it won't hurt or kill you I promise. You just might enjoy it! And it'll help you make friends! I sense you critically need one lol

xxx
Jinni

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Do not ever get completely naked if you are going to fuck in a car.  Cops came up and we were both completely nude.  Be smart, always wear a skirt.

Attitude precludes she could give a flying fvck about you.

Scared of a lil Jin & Juice ?!?

Hahaha...you're running with the big dogs here...& yerr just a wee errr puppy?

We eat fools like you for breakfast lol

It's fun to laugh at your miserable attempts to stir it up...

Nice try tho

xxx
Jinni

Genius!
lol
xxx
Jinni

You're just being niiice lmao. Reading his "poetry" made me think elementary...(school that is, not "My dear Watson" ingenuity) You all must know (& I'm telling you so), Dump_Master here is a necessary evil (prodding & poking where no healthy male should go...) so I'm told...he represents the few dudes pouting their lips...not wanting to sincerely play. He might have a sob story to tell, you know, he's been hurt before by a greedy whore who stopped paying attention to 'im when he couldn't pay no more lol

Now I can't honestly say any of the above is true or blue baby (but I was rhyming so I'm taking some artistic license) & just simply trying to say...

Pay no mind to the Scrump behind the curtain lol (you ain't in Kansas no more Dump_Master lol)

xxx
Jinni
PS. Poet? Show it!!!
Edited to add a link...

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... public announcement of her "almost" bust.

One question:

Why would ANYONE be stupid enough to do this in a public place? For someone who supposedly prizes her privacy and her "tough as nails" screening of potential clients, this comes across as pure stupidity!

Oh... I went to the Cat's Meow's website and this is in large bold letters...

"Our Webcams are now in High Def!! Watch our stage in LIVE sreaming audio and video."

Now, this original poster is wondering if the security guys caught her in the act? Yea, they did... with their High Def security cameras which has much higher clarity and resolution than the HD webcams do.

There would have been NOTHING to stop a security guy who wanted to mess around a bit to broadcast this in the web!!

Stupid as they come!! Way to go, original poster.

Serpius

It's far better than a bitch fest between a monger and a provider. Nice to see some people really enjoying each other. And the OP's poem was funny (sorry LR and MM).

parked in the desert getting a very nice bj... two young men rode by on horseback.. one close enough to look in the window and see what was going on.. he started laughing so hard he damned near fell out of the saddle so his buddy rode back to see what was so funny.. they rode off into the sunset laughing their asses off.. i neveer told her they were there and she never missed a beat..

i love outdoor sex... beats the bedroom seven ways from Sunday

You went to their website to maybe catch a glimpse. You have serious issues mutha fucker you need meds and most likely shock therapy

Would you be nice ya big MEANIE!

Correct me if I am wrong, but did a few other guys from here not also start threads about me? I wanted to tell the story because it was funny and wanted input from others who got busted. It just so happened that MM was the guy I was caught with. Had it been someone else, I would have told that story too lol.

What's wrong...no woman stupid enough to be seen with your old ass in public? He nor I have anything to lose by some public sexual activity..that's why. I am not married, he is about divorced, and we were in an ADULT environment with no children around. People do this all the time, and who would have known he was my SD vs. a boyfriend? Um, no one!

You should also learn to read if you are going to stalk their website psycho...the CAMERAS are on the people singing which is common in most Karaoke bars! We were UPSTAIRS! Though I am sure cameras are everywhere, I doubt they record everything, 24/7.

I barely got his entire c*ck in my mouth before we were caught and I had a big jacket with a damn hood. Big whoop....me getting busted giving a bj is mild to some of the things I have done before I even hit 18.He never has to drop an envelope, technically we did nothing ILLEGAL.  Live a little old man...you might not be so miserable.




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All this infighting going on, he said, she said. All I can think about is the visual I got when I read LR's OP, her head bobbing up and down in some lucky guys lap. Fuck! That's really hot. Now I have some stroking material for later tonight. Thanks LR, loved the post and will enjoy you this evening. It makes me think, I may need to tip you for that when we do meet someday.

LMAO! Thanks for sharing Lobos! Now, I am going to seriously consider sex on horseback!

Good one. I wanted to do it at Yankee stadium before the renovations, and imagine my surprise when I see the team crying on TV because the thing is being closed!!!

I was with a girlfriend at the beach and she got frisky ( I assume from getting all that sun) and we went across the street from the beach to some dunes to get it on. We are going at it strong and all of a sudden we hear this noise like motor bikes and I peak my head out of the hollow we were in and about ten dune buggy's are coming right at us. We ( or I guess I should say she) got a nod from just about every one of the people on the dune buggy's and as soon as they passed she said "to hell with it were busted and they're gone let's finish". Ya gotta love that attitude, I was much younger then and she as out of my league hot so it's a great memory.

About 5 years ago my secretary at work was hitting on me so at lunch we drove behind a park and she started blowing me.  She then lifted up her dress and sat on my uncovered cock and rode me for a while....car was running, AC on, and I heard a tap on the window....yep.  The COPS.  They asked for ID and told us to get a room.....wow. I'm sure they has a good laugh at the station.   This chick was a 9 in LA.  B,node, thin, with a boob job.  Hot sexy lady that was horny.  My favorite type

My GF at the time was in the isle seat I was in the middle and they guy in the window seat was sleeping. So my GF takes the blanket puts in my lap and lays her head in my lap. I guess the proximity got me going she noticed and she starts blowing me. The flight attendant is walking from the front to the back and evidently someone was going from the back to the front, she turns sideways right at our isle to let him pass and there was no doubt she could see the blanket going up and down, she just smiled and kept going. This was my only mile high experience, and my GF at the time gave really good blow jobs. And to top it off I ended up winning 3K in Vegas.

This was taken at a Nationals game in either 2005 or 2006, by a photographer on the field. It was brought to the attention of some of the players, who told the photog... you could see the players on teh top step of the dugout looking up into the stands. They're in the top row of the upper deck which is pretty high up...

LOL, that reminds me of this couple that we caught in a G rated movie! Now, THAT is fkin stupid! I would never do that in front of freaking 4 year olds! My daughter was like, "Mommy, it smells like ass in here" bwahahahaha. Gotta love Jackass 3!

Actually, I was on my knees and he was standing, but you're welcome bwahahahah.

NO!
Look who's actually looking for video of the episode! Anyone Surprised? NO!
Because you are a fucking STALKER!!!
Your true colors keep coming out.

Why the fuck were you giving a bj in public??? LMFAO!!!

Love ya babes

Or maybe he could play russian roulette with an automatic.

Depending on how understanding your dad was, he might have laughed and scolded you for possibly exposing your mother to it.

When my only son (I have a daughter, too) was about 15, his mother discovered a condom, unused, in his sock drawer.  She insisted I talk to him about it.  The next time he and I were alone I said, "Your mom found a condom in your sock drawer.  You need to find a better hiding place for them."   Task accomplished.

First time was after a going away party for me given by office mates.  I ended up in the apartment of one of my co-workers.  Apparently, our married boss had the same idea with my bed partner's roommate, opened the door to our bedroom when I was in the saddle.  I didn't see him again until years later, but I don't know if he remembered it since we were all pretty drunk.

Second time was after a Friday night after-work drink fest.  I managed to get one of the secretaries who was changing jobs to invite me to her house, which she shared with several other people, and in short order to her bed.  Somewhere around midnight, just after round two, her housemate, also female, came into the bedroom and sat down on the edge of the single bed to talk, I guess about the date she was just on.  I thought it was obvious that there were two of us in the bed already, but when I asked the talkative housemate if she wanted to join us she jumped up as if she was shocked to see me there and ran out apologizing.

How about you "man" up and respond to my last post coward?!?

I've attached it here so your bumbling asss can get a clue...

I really hope you can...(find yerrr nutts that is!)
lmmmmaaaaoooo
xxx
Jinni
PS. I hear the 3rd time is the charm (I demand satisfaxxxion)
Tool hahaha

i like how you follow me around because you obsess
cant get me off your mind i guess
its ok because you said you liked me during and after our date
of course that was before you gained the weight

I have seen her in person and so have a few others from here at my party, and that was less than a month ago. She is tall and thin....very thin from what I saw.

To say to a woman that she has gained weight. Jinni looked fantastic at the party and  there was no way to hide any flaws with what she had on...hott

its nice that lr has a puppy dog to follow her around

i havent seen her since our date
only through pm did I hear about weight

we call "athletic" lol. She is thin IMO, but I am a fat chick so I guess most anyone is thin to me ha ha.

Envious of what you can't have, I would bet that I could have a date with Jinni and LR completely set up in less than 5 minutes

Oh my god, me too! Not FS, but first BJ...giving a blow-job after a liter of beer at Oktoberfest in a parking lot in Munich...18.

Deary me...how trashy I used to be...lol.

thats your go to response for everything
ive been with both so i guess were tunnel buddies
touche douche

but you still smell like vinegar

they are hookers you dumb fuck, did you forget that you paid for it. What do I care if they did you, they won't do you again because you're an idiot...

Douche is accurate for me because I will certainly clean up a vagina like you.

Never got caught in our outside play, but our horny young asses got caught inside. We left the car door wide open in our rush to get it on. We were so into it, we didn't hear the cop knocking on the apartment door. He came in to check that everything was alright and left with a big smile on his face. Scared the shit out of me at the time... I was only 16. Scared my future husband even more... he was 19.

Regardless if I have seen you or not, you are quite miserable, which is probably why I didn't repeat with you...

Ah-hah! That may be the reason you are sooo sad

I could make it up to you lmfaaaooo

Come to jinni, she'll make it alllll better for an hour or two!

Let turn that frown upside down bebe
(or maybe you prefer I "stalk" you)

You "know" the # lmfaaaooo!

xxx
Jinni

& Thank you London, I had an awesome time at your party
xxx
Jinni

My weight fluctuates and actually it gravitates to my @ss lol so I haven't heard any complaints!

Hahaha as long as I stay between size 4-6 I'm happy

I don't ever weigh myself, I just go with fitting in my clothes. This fall i did have to buy a couple of pairs of 5/6 jeans lol and toss my size 2's for good...but that's another story lmfao

xxx
Jinni

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Jinni