Its a mess, and would you want a hot load on your face? I agree its hot though, a result of watching way too much porn.

Why won’t all providers let me take them up the ass? Why don’t all providers swallow? Why don't all providers allow me you shoot my cum all over their face, eyes and hair? Why won’t all providers lick my asshole? Why don't all providers allow bareback full service? Why won’t all providers piss on me and then slowly SLURP it off? Why wont all providers put a diaper on me and then fuck me as I call them mommy? Why won’t all providers suck on my toes while simultaneously jerk off my cock and stick a finger in my ass? It just never ends.  

Does it ever occur to some of you hobbyists that all of these ARE PERSONAL CHOICES? Face reality that for whatever the reason (and the lady owes you NO EXPLANATION) some providers are willing to engage in certain activities while some will simply not. Case closed.

The answer to your question of "How come more providers don’t allow..(fill in the blank here) is because those providers don’t want to partake in the particular activity. This is not rocket science.  

I am glad you enjoy the visual of cum dripping slowly down a providers face as she moans with sheer delight. Whatever floats your boat. A lot of providers prob. don’t enjoy it. But I am sure if you look long and hard you will find that special lady who will meet all your needs.


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I've met providers with whom you could take some Boggle cubes and toss them on the ground and they would do anything combination of initials that came up.

But as for kissing, no way Jose!

Some see that as the ultimate in getting personal.

I guess I can see that.

(It also exposes them to bad breath which is probably the greatest single turn-off for most providers short of being robbed at gun point.)

Why won't more providers allow golden showers?

Why won't more providers kick me in the balls with spiked heels on?

Why won't more providers allow me to stay well past my hour with no additional compensation?

Why won't more providers answer my emails when I ask these questions?

Here are the some reasons

Some of us just spent $50 blow drying our hair. You can offer to pay for another blow dry, but we've spent time going to the salon and doing this, and need it to look good for the rest of the day. We might have something to do after we see you. This might be business or personal. No matter how hard you try not to you WILL get it in our hair.

It's irritating for sensitive skin. We now have to wash our faces, and take all makeup off, and reapply.

Some find it degrading.

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Personally I don't like the smell and it's far too close to my mouth and I've heard it can burn like hell if it gets in your eyes. Sorry but I'm one of those strange escorts who are very safe and avoid fluids getting anywhere near mucous membranes.

Hair & make-up

I *love* facials...from the spa, as well as otherwise ...but let's face it, facials mess up a girl's hair and make-up.  Now this is not necessarily a ~bad~ thing (as my motto is: you aren't truly having fun unless you are making a bit of a mess somehow...), but it can be a major inconvenience for the girl turning around for her following appointment.  

Sure, there are some that don't like it no matter what the time circumstances might be, but from a practical standpoint, it required more clean up, including starting from scratch with hair/make-up instead of just jumping in the shower to freshen up.

PS-getting shot in the eye, then having red eye the rest of your day really sucks too...  That *doesn't* wash off, which then makes you look sick or high when you see your next client.

xoM

Since you can't assume CIM means facial is also allowed, then it would be nice to have facial/no facial as a separate review item (for those who would like to know ahead of time)

Decorate them and then finger squeegee it into their mouth.  Have them hold it on their tongue and then do a gargle and blow a few bubbles.  Then comes the big gulp with a smile from ear to ear.  Pat 'em on the head.  Repeat.

If you print these instructions out and tape them to her forehead, its easier for everyone involved.  But don't cover up too much target real estate.

Because I already took a shower today. Body shots are fine, but stay away from my hair and make-up.

Please remember that in GFE, the operative word is EXPERIENCE. We aren't your girlfriend, and you aren't the only gentleman we'll be seeing that day. How many showers do you expect us to take?