I keep forgeting to wait an hour before I respond to someone's post.

Besides, the one-hour wait time mainly applies to Tardwell.  The hope has been if he could think about his posts and edit them before putting them up, few of his idiotic babblings would see the proverbial "light of day."

You were supposed to respond an hour BEFORE they posted.

and I never sure what time to set the alarm for to get up at the right to change them...but it's great in October to book an hour date at 1am then get that free ho

In winter time change just tell you hello take you money and inform you your time is up  
Or come at spring to claim your hour  
Your postings just inspiring me for brilliant business ideas

Giving you OTC time.

And since my phone switches over automatically, I'm like "How in the hell is it 3am?!" My client and I were laughing because he asked if that meant he had to pay for a third hour haha.

You give them a key, and they come in your home at 2 am. They're very quiet so they don't wake you. It's only $60.

Dear Ms. Telford:
I see your just a little perplexed on subjects outside of sex.

What does that even mean?

ou shouldve see him talking about having a session,  he refers to it as "copulatory activities"...  Lmfao  

Dear Ms. Telford:
I was just characterizing your emotional and intellectual state at the time of your discovery regarding the hour.  It was obvious that your were confused and amused simultaneously.

He vomits one.

He always responds to my posts with "Ms. Telford..." followed by some unintelligible shit. I think he was insulting my intelligence in that last one, maybe? It's hard to tell.  

Perplexities with time and simutaneity

The state of emotion being in one reference frame and intellectual state being in another reference frame.  Space and time are connected,  defying newton's laws.  It is characterized to be connected by the constant Speed of light.  Because as we travel faster in one frame while stationary in the other frame,  the speed of light in vacuum is still constant to both.  How can this be?  It is the perplexities with time and simutaneity answered by the discovery of relativity. :

Just make sure he doesn't get near your face!!

Dude, please share whatever it is that you're smoking.  

It's part of his shtick, playing the formal role and needing to know intimate details how how girls run their business.  He's goofy but pretty harmless.

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