I was just wondering if it gets in the way of your P4P? When it gets close to or below zero does it make you want to play more or less? Also do you fear of having "ice cycles" possibly form on your balls and the thought of my pecker hole freezing over and causing a reverse blow back thru one of the boys is a scary thought LOL.
Just wondering how you all handle the weather when fooling around and hope you are enjoying yourselves? As for me I am going out surfing this afternoon and working on my tan 
I think my tears just froze.
Cold induces extra cuddling for me. Hands down.
the cold definitely makes me want to do more cuddling, not less.
It affects me logistically.
The hotel or wherever im headed has got to be warm. Or the opening shower hot.
I grew up in a warm place and am thin, so I'm susceptible to the cold although I live in a cold place.
There have been times the room was too cold and the provider not able to warm me up initially. It takes longer to get going in that case. Not only am I shivering but there's a little reflex down there to the cold (a la George on Seinfeld).
This is one place I'd love some body to body cuddling and chatting initially.
or are you just complaining while sitting your ass inside near the fireplace drinking hot cocoa? Been out there 4 times already, -40, -30, -50, it all feels the same, lol.
FYI for all you non-nerds, -40F is also -40C... in case anyone gives a f*ck.
Yes, I did go outside. I think it warmed up a bit since this morning. Getting out to go on a walk and eat lunch, etc
Driving is fun, the streets are covered in snow drifting from the side banks and cars rolling over the snow turn it to ice. The local roads are passable but slippery and the wind kicking up drifts are the most fun you can have with your pants on. It's eerily similar to videos from the south pole stations
I was going to go run a few errands but I got roughly 5 feet from the door and turned my white ass back around. Thank Gaga Gaylord's delivers.
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Yes, I did go outside. I think it warmed up a bit since this morning. Getting out to go on a walk and eat lunch, etc
Same here. No amount of money or cuddling could lure me out of my apartment.
When I worked for an agency, I noticed that bad weather (could be snow, rain, cold, etc) meant less business...people didn't want to travel even 15 min outside their normal route.
But, guys seem to get horny on snow days (and any day they're stuck inside at home). Got a request to drive 2 hours away for an outcall the day after Sandy...wtf?? Obviously not happening. Guess the guy was so desperate he had to ask.
Seems like most cold days and rainy days, guys just want to the trip home over with, and watch TV. Days they know they can't leave home...they get horny.
Can't do anything about the former but the latter will be taken care of shortly
I went out and it was worth it
Guys will walk through snow, run through fire, and step on broken glass to get some ass lol. For the providers... not sure they are feeling too good about doing outcalls in that mess, nor should they be because it's dangerous. Guys are just crazy lol.
I spent Christmas by opening up my home to a Chicago provider (I saw my entire family on the 21st in New Orleans), and we sang songs on the beach that day, then came back to cook a real Christmas meal, complete with Turkey, Mashed Potatoes and Gravy, my own cajun crab dip, 6 layer Taco Dip, fresh baked bread, caesar salad with REAL bacon, Deermeat dressing, and Cheesecake for dessert. Taking reservations for next year lol.
Then, I got her fked up and made her sit in the hot tub on the roof bwahahaha.
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By getting some ass, are you referring to us catching our run-away donkeys? And why do you think men are crazy? It would be the opposite sex who make us crazy, both in and out of the sack, LOL.
Is this a Christmas thread and how many lbs did that feast put on the bod eh biatch? Do tell, LMAO...
And by f*cked up, you mean you made her just like you right? Two Drunk Girls, a new series starting this season right after Two Broke Girls
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Come up here right now, we'll put you to work shoveling snow and you'll work those 10 off in no time at all. Or are you too big of a pussy to experience the North Pole? Wimp...
I'm putting her ass to work, in more ways than one.
From what I gather this woman can cook
Posted By: Polish_Pirate
I'm putting her ass to work, in more ways than one.
I love you guys... all of you, and I will end here.
Sounds like a really good time. I'll take that for my next birthday because next Christmas is a long way off.
It is so freaking cold here right now. Would have loved to have been snowed in with a provider
A Ffav had a big coal stove going in her parlor... we played right there in front of it.
I'd always try to snag a room with a fireplace. The old Residence Inn's were great because they actually had wood burning fireplaces . I would arrange an outcall with a local fave and light up a fire log a few minutes before that anticipated soft knock on the door.
Fireplace crackling...sensual candles...soft background music...champagne chilling on the table by the couch....
Always made for a great evening
Lucky for me several of my favorites provide less than 5 miles from my work and/or home.
Tomorrow, for example, NYC is supposed to be in the single digits but I'm going in to meet a fellow monger to introduce a lovely young woman (un-named but known here) to the joys of MFM. Then we are taking her out for a fine meal (OTC, of course). We will not give a damn about how cold it is outside because it will be damned warm inside.
You will not be reading a review of this one unless she writes it! LOL!
It was -32 back at noon…so it's warming up a bit, lol. They claimed it could get down to -55….I just keep going outside every couple of hours, starting my car & letting it run for a bit to ensure the battery will stay charged. Both my neighbor's were outside earlier trying to get jumps for their cars, as their batteries froze up last night (-40). Ran some errands earlier, and am permanently in the house now….except to go start car every now and then, lol.
Real temp, not windchill. Anyone from MN care to chime in? Wisconsin is winning so far...or losing as the case may be, lol.
Good going, you know the car starting routine. Mine made weird noises, barely ran at first and when turning the steering wheel it killed the engine. And it was only -13 at the time.
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I was in MN this weekend(when it was -4 to -13 range), and saw by Friday night they had cancelled all schools already for Monday, and said wind chills were expected to be in the -65 range…that is cold. Mine started up this morning…but slowly…but since then has been firing right up! And if all else fails, I have AAA to come and jump me
Posted By: Polish_Pirate
Real temp, not windchill. Anyone from MN care to chime in? Wisconsin is winning so far...or losing as the case may be, lol.
Good going, you know the car starting routine. Mine made weird noises, barely ran at first and when turning the steering wheel it killed the engine. And it was only -13 at the time.
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...I might get up to Ottawa the beginning of February. I'll skate the canal and then find a lovely Canadian lady to make sure I'm at the proper temperature.
in the Valley of the Sun, our problem is the summer when it's a 115, to dam hot to fuck around. I've sessioned in the summer when the AC at the escort's incall just wasn't pumping enough cold air. Talk about working up a sweat.
The weather where I live has been so bad with below zero temps, snow, and wind that most of the roads were shut down yesterday. The roads were just getting reopened today. I guess if I was smart I would have booked a provider before the storm started.
There is a reason I deal with 120+ in the summer. This time of year, I walk out front to my choice of blood orange, mandarin orange, pink grapefruit, mexican lime or lemon, and pluck a couple of off the tree to have fresh squeezed juice, as a mixer, or for cooking (are ya listening there, Miss Rayne?).
You couldn't pay me enough to live in the ice and snow. 30 years of Texas ice storms was more than enough for me. Today, I don't even own an ice scraper for my car.
Ya'll have fun and don't freeze out there!
