I prefer a clean cunt any day.

Let's call him "Squeezy La Douche"  !!!  He's somewhere between a douche bag & and an enema in IQ.

Just one thread today I promise.

Are there any providers out there that don't douche?  I know there are health risks associated (yeast infection?) but still, I have to admit I loves me the taste of some good candied puss.

You don't expect girls to post under their real username saying No I don't douche do you?  Squeezy Beef, your posts are not well thought out more often than not.  Many girls do not even shower after every guy. Douches were popular in 30 years ago.    I'll refrain from calling you a douche bag Squeezy Beef.

afford to spend ALL your time with the ladies and boring them to tears one-on-one, versus boring us en masse.

"Loves me some candied pussy..."  Priceless....

If you don't like it, don't read it and don't respond.  Welcome to democracy.

Sure I have a somewhat sarcastic writing style.  I can make it sterile and scientific but that doesn't seem appropriate here. I'm hardly the most obnoxious poster here and I see plenty of weird uninteresting stuff talked about on this board as well.

Again, if you don't like it, spend your time elsewhere.  I've had plenty of good responses to other threads I've started so unless a moderator wants to tell me to cut it out, I'll keep going.  Cheers.

I prefer to let the masses tell you to shut up, lol.

I dont' read your posts anymore squeezy, I see your handle and the subject now and just skip your post, but  Ii did read some of your other crap,  sure makes me want to say "shut the fuck up"

pussy is supposed to smell (and taste) like PUSSY. Not summer rain, or clean laundry, or any other scent. Pussy smells damn good on its own.

Being into equal rights an all I asked if we should split the $1,500 bill for the three hours, but she was old fashioned and didn't have a problem with me picking up the entire tab.

It's nice to know that some of you girls are still around

The average street urchin may hope in 2-8 car's a day...folks that is just NASTY!!!!! I know that their pimps require them to make a quota or they may NOT be welcomed home?? A genuine call girl should always require that her client sudsy up before a trip down the river nile. Drive thru dining is HIGHLY dangerous and that procedure is not included on my menu. Even the ladies in the LEGAL brothel's allow clients to wash,then exam their "parts" before taken  a trip to the Sam Goody. If any woman is mingling and not bathing before/after encounter's..........steer clear of her! Washing reduces the risk of skin infections,mersa,the green machine, and smelly bacteria. Not to mention condom and lubrication residue from hosting in places that welcome smells. Dial soap,rubbing alcohol,clean sheets,towels,mouth wash,etc (means that this person is very business oriented. Reckless women and men are always the ones in trouble with the LE,frequent visits to the health department. Typically at the end of the year their Gross vs Net profits are so poor that they should consider another occupation! Teenagers are stupid so let them sleep around have babies,catch the clap, spread strep-throat that's why back seats are notorious with them anyway!!! Douching is best after your cycle ,therefore the residue gently leaves the canal of the cavity(va-j.j). Gross...........

Wow.  Thanks for that.  Glad I'm usually the 1st one of the day.

You got that right. Pussy is supposed to smell like pussy. That's how I want it to smell and taste. Clean, Yes. Fresh, Yes. But it should smell like pussy.

About do ladies douche? Ladies that I have talked to about it say not often if at all because of what a previous poster said about messing with the ph levels of the vagina. I believe warm water was what they said to use.

The body has a way of cleaning itself. Bath and wash all the spots and things should be good.

At your request I will most certainly shut the fuck up.  In return I ask only that you please take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut.

Your friend,
Squeezy

No sorry I dont douche.I'm old school baking soda or vinegar...
Douching messes up the ph balance and makes the vagina kinda dry...