I was a great waiter! But some customers were dicks..
They mistook my kindness for weakness.😒
I spit in thier food, and laughed as they slopped it up

Regardless of bad treatment, ethical standards exist in every industry. The behavior you seem proud of is disgusting. I don't care how many people behave this way or how badly customers behave, it's truly repugnent. You're gross.

I guess you are no longer a waiter.  But you are still a dick.
For a whoremonger you are waaaay to "holier than thou."
Give it a rest.

Oh please! You sound like my old manager.

Don't order the clam chowder

I know I'm a jerk. It's good to remind me though.
I forget a lot.

It's a fucking joke! A play on words.. You seriously don't get it?
Get an NJoy wand to loosen up your tight ass..
Smile sometimes. It's funny!

they always come back with, "I was just kidding."
Listen, clown boy, you do this all the time. You are officially an asshole.  I guess it's obvious to everyone but you.

Who is they? There is only one Hound.  
I'm curious as shit to know what you think I'm thinking..
LMAO!!!

I felt the same way you did. I was a teacher and a vet tech. I was under appreaciated  and no one cared. Even as a provider I feel like that sometimes.....  

Its funny. TER admin agrees with you
They cut out all of the nasty shit, and just left your lovely words..