9. From the moment you start, your body is basically no longer your own.
8. You learn how to do EVERYTHING one-handedly.
7. You have to get down on your hands and knees to play whether you like it or not.
6.  You're accustomed to things being hard.
5.  At the end of the day, your primary responsibility is cleaning up random spills.
4.  For the kind of work you do, you should be getting paid about a hundred times this much.
3.  Your boss is demanding, wears mismatched clothing, and smells funny.
2.  You dream of being rescued from your life by an early-90s Richard Gere.
1.  You're screwed.

Made me think of Stewie Griffin

Family Guy when this makes you laugh out loud!

raising guilty hand,

Tabu

Enjoy.....

mommy = female parent

mummy = preserved corpse

Here's a song to help tell the difference:

I'm not British, but I've always my mother mummy...  

You missed the point fisher...You missed the point of my post..

-- Modified on 12/31/2012 2:15:37 PM

I got the point of your post.

I was just looking for an opportunity to post that song, is all.